Should've said but you've got the wrong number

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Should've said but you've got the wrong number
Summary
James texts the wrong number, Barty has Regulus' phone, Regulus gets it back :)--A very poly, very gay starkillerchaserfic
Note
Hiiii :)) first texting fic and I intend to finish it (hopefully). Have no clue where this is going but I need more starkillerchaser so suck it LMAO also if u dont like dont read :)
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Chapter 8

18:44 two weeks later (aka the day before the hogsmead date)

ONE. MORE. NIGHT.

ONE NIGHT BARTY OMG

We did establish this earlier yk

but yes one more night :)

then u get to see my pretty face again ;)

ofcofc

AND IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

U ARE ALSO VERY FIT IF I HAVENT SAID SO BEFORE

im looking forward to it too love

and thankyou :) ur quite fit urself 

SDVUHOJERBNJKV,SDSVNDJKM,

thankyou :))

oh god if ur like this now im scared to see what ur gonna be like on the actual date

......:)

tis fine ig

alsoalso

theres a high chance mt friends/bfs will spy on us just saying

oh thank fuck u said it first

bc mY friends are almost definitely going to be spying

Im taking two of the important things with me but idk they'll find a way

oh god

so if either of us mess up we're SCREWED

pretty much yah

im expecting marlene to be rude to u btw

cos now she can be rude to your face with valid reasoning

oh yeahhhhh

expect the same from dorcas

I WASNT THAT MEAN

no apparently ur constantly annoying her

that doesnt mean they can be mean :<

oh god

why do I like u again

no clue babe

jesus christ

:)

anyways that doesnt mean that they can be mean to meeeee

in their brain it does

can u stop her???

afraid not

the whole group agrees with them im very outvoted

THIS IS SO RUDE

IM VERY NICE

ur very flirty*

only with u sweetheart

ur past says diff

yeah but I havent flirted with anyone since we started

oh damnnnn

thats damnnn

subject change???

yes pls

ok anyways so does that mean ur whole group is gonna be rude to me?

ur saying urs wont be?

toosh

touchè

toosh

TOUCHÈ

TOOSH

TOUCHÈ JAY

TOOSH GRUMPY

IT IS TOUCHÈ JAMES.

NO IT IS NOT IT IS TOOSH

Its touchè james

eh I dont agree

omfg

piss offfff

ur wrong

ur so easy to wind up

oMg

:)

MARAUDERS AND CO GROUP CHAT

19:01

{mary}: James just as a heads up we will all be spying on u and ur loverboy

{james}: yeah I expected that

{james}: already warned barty and he said his friends will most likely be doing the same

{marlene}: good

{marlene}: ik dorcas already told me but like good u need supervision

{james}: IT IS A PUBLIC DATE?

{sirius}: so?

{sirius}: you two are not to be trusted

{peter}: I have to agree

{james}: oh shove off

{james}: we're only going to hogsmeade

{remus}: famous last words

{james}: MOONY UR SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE

{remus}: I have never said that

{james}: it was IMPLIED

{remus}: no it rlly wasnt

{marlene}: ah remus my fav mean husband

{rsirius}: you are literally a lesbian

{sirius}: and the "husband" ur talking about is MY boyriend

{marlene}: so?

{marlene}: ur bf my husband mate

{sirius}: nonono

{marlene}: yes?

{sirius}: fuck off he loves me better

{remus}: when did I ever say that?

{mary}: yeah and marlene u have a gf?

{marlene}: she is not in this chat and its a PLATONIC marriage

{james}: yk I could send this to barty to show her right?

{marlene}: NO?? PLS DONT

{james}: ill think abt it

{sirius}: yh and I can send it to reg

{marlene}: I hate u all

{marlene}: sm

{sirius}: nah u love us 

{marlene}: I rlly dont

JAMES AND BARTY CHAT:

19:40

please I can now blackmail my friends (marlene)

how and why

bc she knows I can send shit to dorcas now

and because its fun

fair enoughh

id do the same 

ofc u would

now whats that supposed to mean huh

nothingnothing dw

I dont believe you buttttt okay

:)

awwww glad we've gotten to the point where u can let me get away with everything

yeahyeah not whats happening

is so

no?

yes?

maybe

definitely

its only because I like you

awhhhh

ur finally admitting it <3

iVE ADMITED IT

have u?

yES?

huh

OI 

Im just joking u make it very clear

and ur very lovely

thankyouthankyou

godamn if you told younger me that he would not believe you

eh same goes

guess we were all cunts when we were younger

truetrue

glad most of us have become better people though

most of us?

snivellus is definitely excluded.

marry me please.

I

you are the best

is me talking abt how I hate him a turn on for you potter?

no?

it does make me more attracted to u tho

if u said that u loved snivelly and think that hes the best or sum shit

I might've been a bit put off

....

very put off

I can 100% agree

anyone who likes him is BLIND 

and has problems 

EXACTLY

like hes openly cruel and bigoted and has a great history of not caring about any of his friends

and really hurting everyone he knows in such twisted, sadistic ways

FRRRRR

hes the worst I swear

and no one ever smiles around him

all of his friends ditched him

including lily who from what ive heard is fucking amazing

and that speaks VOLUMES

YESYESYESYESYESYES

and she is she's one of the best and strongest people I know

and he was such a cunt while saying he loved her at the same time

and its total bs

he just wants to hurt people

or at the very least he recognises it and does nothing to change his behaviour

and certainly doesnt want to

and he seems to loooove blaming everything on you

when he had many many good options and amazing people around him

even tho he hates u and u have a rivalry does not mean he cant be a good person

he had lily for ages and she's very clearly a great role model and a brilliant person

he had so chances to be a good person and chose not to several times

and SO many people have called him out on it

some have even tried to help him become better

and its allll been wasted because he cant even take responsibility for his own actions and change himself

I need to marry you

HIT THE NAIL ON THE FUCKING HEAD

I hate people like that

the only reason they avoid this shit is to make themself feel better and always dont care if it hurts anyone else

exactly its gonna hurt but they need t face the weight of what they've done and become better

and I need to marry you too

you have the exact same viewpoint as me on this

its a very good viewpoint

and lowkey a needed one

yesssss

I think its needed especially when u grow up

bc we all do dumb shit as teenagers

and if we dont look at what we've done, take responsibility and change for the better we'll be stuck making the same mistakes again and again

FRRRRRRR

yes

and itll just be an endless circle of feeling bad for urself, feeling bad for the ppl u hurt, not bothering to change bc it hurts too much to think and and them making the mistake again

but at that point its become a choice

theres a very thin line between a choice and a mistake and its very clear u learn it before u become an adult

I agree

its like the line between love and hate yk

but prly more important

and that cycle sucks for everyone I rlly dont understand how people can make those choices again and again without even bothering to try and change or do something yk

I get ya

its just so much easier to face the bit of pain and self growth and shit to help eveyrone

including urslef

like it feels so much better knowning that ur better then u were yk

yeah it really does

takes a while but so worth itt

frfr 

it's rlly nice to see ur growth yk?

yeah it really is 

anyways

i agree wholeheartedly with you

well i agree wholeheartedly with you

you know what ur on abt ykkk

i know for a fact uve worded it that way to avoid complimenting me 

so im gonna ignore it and say thanks darling 

:)) x

alsoalso

what?

DATE TMR BARTY

IM

GONNA WAKE UP AND GET REASY 

AND GO ON A DATE EUTH YKU

yesyes that is what's going to happen

byt yes :) 

how are you cALm

oh no im shitting myself but ur freak out helps me x

okay lowkey rude

is it?

yes

anywyas

go to sleep it's late i don't want you oversleeping

only cos ur asking x

but fine

goodnight love :)

oMg

goodnight grumpy :) sweet dreams

sweet dreams x 

JAMES AND SIRIUS

08:34

SIRIUS 

HELP 

THE DATS SOON AND I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT THR FUCK TO WEAR

SND UR GONE

I WAS BUSY??

BUT FINE IM COMING UP

THANKYOUUUUUUUUU

KMG

EXCITED?

YES BUT ALSO SHITTING IT 

YEAYEA EXPECTED

ILL COME HELP U OUT LOUD MUSIC TOO

AND ILL WALK HALF DOWN W U

BUT UR PRONGS U CAN DO THIS

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

OH MY FOD I LOVE YOU THANKYOU

I LOVE YOU TOO PRONGS

NOW LETS GO 

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