Should've said but you've got the wrong number

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Should've said but you've got the wrong number
Summary
James texts the wrong number, Barty has Regulus' phone, Regulus gets it back :)--A very poly, very gay starkillerchaserfic
Note
Hiiii :)) first texting fic and I intend to finish it (hopefully). Have no clue where this is going but I need more starkillerchaser so suck it LMAO also if u dont like dont read :)
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Chapter 6

12:15 the next day

Hello hello

good night w Evan?

hellooooo

yes it was nice to spend time with him just us yk

yeah :) im glad u both got that time 

me too me too

and I didnt have to watch despicable me

so fucking SICK OF THAT MOVIE

oi stop dissing despicable me

I will continue diss despicable me

ive watched that movie millions of times

its bORING NOW

yhyh whatever 

ur wrong

anywyas

what did u watch then?

im going to let that slide JUST THIS ONCE.

but we watched scary movie 1 & 2

good choices

brilliant movies idc

I agree I agree

theyre the only movies I can watch all day every day without getting bored

do I feel bad for despicable me or do I agree?

both

anwyays we loveee Disney movies in our friend group

as u should as u should

everyones favourites???

regs- tangled and Beauty and the beast for the sole reason that he kins rapunzel and belle

should I be concerned

probably

evans- aristocrats and 100 Dalmatians

DONT ASK I RLLY DOMT KNOW WHY OR HOW

not bad choices

I haven't watched aristocrats in YEARS

good movie though

agreed it is good

pandoras- sleeping beauty, despicable me (dk if it counts) and princess and the frog

princess and the frog <3

WHEN RAY DIES I CANT TEARS IMMEDIATELY

it is fucking sad I have to agree

but I love the voodoo mans songs

ME TOO 

so good

anyways continue

dorcas- brave and sleeping beauty

mhmmhm good choices

they cry at brave though-

WHO DOESNT??

oh not u too

ofc me too? 

I cry at most movies tbf

checks out

me- emperors new groove and meet the robinsons

YESYESYESYES

IM SO HAPPY U KNOW AND LOVE THEM

OH GOD THEYRE SO GOOD??

EXACTLYEXCTLY

IM SO GLAD U KNOW THEM

IM GLAD U KNOW THEM

THEYRE CRIMINALLT UNDERRATED

AGREED AGREED

okay but the fucking scenes w his mum in meet the robinsons

cry every time.

ih god me too

Im SOBBING when he just goes back

and the end scene i CANT

IT HURTS SO MUCH

LIKE HE GOT HIS FAMILY

I canr even taking abt it makes me feel like im abt to cry

lowkey me too

it HURTS

oh god we need to have a movie night pleaseee

OFCC????

U DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK

YSYYY

wait whats ur friends and ur fav Disneys?

oh god 

sirius- the little mermaid 

sings Ursula's part very well though I must say

yeah that makes sense

remus- toy story 1-3 

he hates toy story 4 

dont mention it

he will go on his toy story rant

fair enough

its too much

they should've just left It at toy story 3

oh god as much as I agree the person u talk to abt this to is remus

ah we'll have some good conversations

im sure im sure

okay Peter- ratatouille and big hero six

makes sense makes sense

theyre very good movies I must say

I agree they are

however I cannot deal w the start of ratatouille

me neither

marlene- maleficent 

she lovesss maleficent (the character) shes her #1 fan

AS SHE SHOULD

MALEFICENT DESERVES BETTER

I AGREE I AGREE

Mary- miss peregrines home for peculiar children and princess diaries

ofcofc 

miss peregrines home for peculiar children RULES

agreed agree (and the book is rlly cool too)

omfg

reg and dorcas read it and said the same

ofc its great?

Lily- Alice in wonderland and alladin

oooooooooo

thats actually rlly fucking cool

never met someone with those movies as their favs

oh she loves them sm 

it is a bit unusual but thats just lily

....I could say the same abt panda

damnnnnnnnn

our friends>>>

I agree I agree

and my fav is cars hands down 

how and why?

its fucking brilliant??

anywaysss class time :)

aCTUALLY GO TODAY

I will I will

also quick question (s)

....yh?

can hogsmeade be a date?????

YES 

OMG

YES

YAYYYYYY

omfg

okayokay

class

I have to go this time 

as much as I agree yes class

why do u HAVE to go?

......

cos u asked

DWIJGKSLGBEUOJZNFSM

AWH OMG

AHEHWGRHSXB

olay imma let u gay panic on ur own x

mhmm xxxx

JAMES AND LILY CHAT

13:10

okay wanna tell me why ur gay panicking?

BKSHNMRGEHBNFWHEUFK

..okay

let me see the chat then

*screenshot*

*screenshot*

OH

MY 

GOD

OMG

EXACTLY EXACTLY OGJBSM,DVBJKSM

COS U ASKED OMG JGERNM DSHVJDRUHIGJ

I CANT

I CANNOT

AHHHHHHH

I CANT

I JSUT

OMG

IF I DONT KISS HIM SOON I WILL DIE.

I CAN SEE WHY UR SAYINF THAT

ALSO DATE DATE DATE DATE

AHHHHH

IM MAKING A GC

WE'RE TELLING REMUS

REMUS LILY AND JAMES GROUP CHAT

13:17

Whats this?

*screenshot*

*screenshot

WHAT THE FUCK OMG

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

MY REACTION EXACRLY

ITS SO HES SO I CANT

I AGREE I AGREE

PLEASE I CANT WEJNDBS 

I JUST CANNOT SO HOT 

I CAN TELL I CAN TELL 

GODAMN

IF MARY DID THAT ID FAINT ON THE SPOT OF SUM SHIT

IKR

PADS WOULD NEVER BUT IF HE DID 

GODAMNNNNNN

IK IK IK IK IK IK IK IK IK IK

IM VERY MUCH NOT OVER IT AT ALL

AND HES SO FIT TOO

SOOOOO FIT

AND FLIRTY AND HE WEARS RINGS

AND HE LETS ME PLAY W HIS RINGS

LILYYY

NO CLUE WHAT UR ON ABT BUT RINGS ALWAYS MAKE A PERSON FITTER

OH GOD

OKAY YESTERDAY MORNING WE WENT TO THE LAKE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST

AND WE LOWKEY CUDDLED

AND HE LET ME PLAY WITH HIS RINGS

AND HAND

AJDN SDIOVXKSDJNKV

IM NEVER GETTING OVER IT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OMG 

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

IT REALLY DOES

JAMES AND BARTY CHAT:

15:25

alr now?

ehhhhhhhhhhh

better

got to talk abt it with lils and moons

ofcofc

what else was I expecting

I honestly dont know

anyways

heavier topic

but reg and sirius are going to talk again today

yeah he said

I hope it goes well

seeing as sirius is a bit emotionally constipated

yeah ive heard

reg is the same though

mhm 

runs in the family

but yeah ive spoken to sirius bout it and remus has spoken to sirius about it

and Peter said a bit and then marlene said SOMETHING but it seemed to work better than both me, Peters and remus' talks

im glad u lot have spoken about it

regs spoken to pandora and dorcas most, talked a lil abt it to me and Evan but thats about it

im glad he can speak to people about it

me too

they deserve to have good people in their life

they really fucking do

anyways onto a lighter topic

bc I have a feeling we'll both start worrying too much if we do

yesyes

agreed

HOGSMEADE

DATE

!!

ofc thats the first topic that comes to ur head

yesyes anyways

DATE!!!

DATE!!

okat but tbf my only real plan is getting a new phone

wait

the books u want

I can get em

are u sure???

yess ofc im sure

sure sure?

sure sure

okayyy

so phone store, bookshop

three broomsticks?

sounds like a plan

its a date :)

yesyesyesyeysesyesyesyes

im rlly fucking excited

me tooo

its gonna be so cool I just know it

SLYTHERIN SKITTLES GROUP CHAT

19:23

{dorcas}: whats this I hear about a date barty

{pandora: yeah and why didn't u tel uS

{barty}: HOW DO U EVEN KNOW

{evan}: .......

{regulus}: .........

{barty}: TRAITORS

{evan}: WE'RE EXCITED FOR YOU

{barty}: why???? ur two arent going on the date

{dorcas}: well we could be 

{barty}: NO 

{barty}: PLS DONT CRASH MY DATE

{barty}: /SPY ON ME DONT DO IT

{regulus}: we have to?? its our jobs to make sure it goes well

{barty}: you can hear about it afterwards

{pandora}: no fun

{barty}: oh shush

{evan}: oi dont speak to panda like that

{barty}: fuck off I am being ganged up on

{dorcas}: good

{regulus}: good

{barty}: so mean to me

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