
Chapter 1
Boom.
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Boom!
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BOOM!!
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There goes Uncle Vernon's loud footsteps up the rickety staircase again. If I weren't directly underneath said stairs, then it wouldn't be so loud. But what can you do.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be able to escape the claustrophobic walls of my cupboard. Maybe a bit cynical for a 7 year old, but what am I supposed to think when I've lived here since forever?
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"Come see this, Dudley."
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Bets are Uncle Vernon's giving Dud another one of those toy trucks. Trucks that always makes their way to Dudley's other bedroom after three weeks.
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How many trucks are gonna suffer before they realize that Dudley doesn't like those stuff? God, why am I talking to myself.
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"But I'm doing something!"
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"Go on now, you can stop for few seconds."
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"Fine."
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Dudley loudly stomps up the stairs. Like father like son.
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"Wow... Another truck."
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Told you so.