aftermath / jilytober wk4
Aftermath
"So, that's it?"
He nods, solemnly. "Yes Evans, that's it."
"Never again?"
"I don't know, would you do it again?"
"Well, luckily I don't have to."
"I didn't even have to do this time."
"No you didn't but I'm glad you were there for me."
"Well, what kind of person would I be if I wasn't?"
"I dunno, a crap boyfriend?"
"Husband."
"You'd not be my husband if you hadn't been there."
"You don't mean that."
"I'd not have married you if you had left me all alone to attend Petunia's baby shower"
"I think I should get extra credit for being the only man there."
"You were under the cloak, that hardly counts for extra credit."
"Hm, for my tension-lowering skills then? Or didn't you appreciate the massage?"
"I would have liked it even better if you'd not made me almost come when Petunia was talking about swaddling and breastfeeding."
"You're lying, you loved every minute."