copyright infringement: the jukebox musical

albedo was doing research in a cave one day,when suddenly a weird portal opens up and out pops none other than karkat vantas. then the rest of homestuck. then all the celebrities mentioned in homestuck. then chaos ensues as people everywhere try to get to the root of the problembut you, Y/N, musn't give in to the immoral temptations of . because your a puritan from 1600s salem who also got sucked into the portal just after you've been accused of witchcraft by your neighbor (you didnt like their boiled spinach)so after all this conflict, we must find the one who shall free our world from its eternal suffering in a pile of kittens and glory. and that shall be ness because my friend told me to add ness.warning: there's not really any planning done with this,i sorta just come up with a dumb idea and then let my adhd handle the rest from there,if you think there's gonna be some overarching plot to this that makes sense,then you my friend, should take this dunce cap and sit in the corner.