twenty three
GROUP CHAT NAME: minnie's whores
MEMBERS: peter, sirius, james, remus, lily, marlene, dorcas, mary, regulus
5:01pm
MACDONALD:
hello from me and my girlfriend!
WORMTAIL:
what
GINGER:
hello!
WORMTAIL:
WHAT
PADFOOT:
AYO?
REMUS:
why did i not know about this
GINGER:
surprise!!!!
anyways
irrelevant
actually no its not but
the reason mary and i decided to text you all today
is because this is an intervention!
PADFOOT:
intervention for what
MCKINNON:
you!
REMUS:
what
MACDONALD:
don't act dumb
MEADOWES:
everyone knows you two are fucking!
REMUS:
what
MEADOWES:
wdym what 😐
BABY BLACK:
i wish i didnt know
but i do
PRONGS:
so!
you two are going to talk about your feelings!
and since ur both the type of people who bottle up their emotions
we're the emotional support!
REMUS:
no no it's fine we don't need to!
GINGER:
see now
its a lil too late
PADFOOT:
wdym.
WORMTAIL:
yk how during dinner we brought u water?
PADFOOT:
yes?
MCKINNON:
theres v serum in it.
REMUS:
ayo?
MEADOWES:
i would like to point out
i was not a part of this
it feels mildly illegal
BABY BLACK:
who cares
they give me a migraine
i was more than happy to participate in this
PRONGS:
so!
sirius
how do you feel about remus?
🎤
PADFOOT:
i like remus
duh
i told you this
oh
MCKINNON:
✍🏼✍🏼
MEADOWES:
hm
interesante
GINGER:
and remus
how do you feel about sirius?
REMUS:
i like sirius
fuck this and fuck you
MACDONALD:
✍🏾✍🏾
WORMTAIL:
i am so smart
i knew this shit
GINGER:
remus
are you still w lockhart?
REMUS:
no
i ended it
PRONGS:
why do u both keep denying ur feelings for each other?
PADFOOT:
because remus does
REMUS:
cause commitment is scary
WORMTAIL:
valid!
so!
you two should talk!
so!
yeah!
WORMTAIL HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
PRONGS HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
MCKINNON HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
GINGER HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
MEADOWES HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
MACDONALD HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
BABY BLACK HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
PADFOOT:
oh?
REMUS:
so
hello
PADFOOT:
hello
REMUS:
so
we should talk
PADFOOT:
yeah
call me?
REMUS:
ok
PADFOOT IS CALLING
ACCEPT DENY