eleven
GROUP CHAT NAME: minnie's whores
MEMBERS: peter, sirius, james, remus, lily, marlene, dorcas, mary, regulus
5:51pm
PADFOOT:
what's poppin gang 😩
MCKINNON:
what in the heterosexuality.
WORMTAIL:
never say that again.
GINGER:
^
PADFOOT:
be nice to me
i'm giving you all free weed
PRONGS:
fair point
PADFOOT:
back to why i texted you bitches
whats the answer to num 41? 😁
GINGER:
why should we tell you....
WORMTAIL:
wait i need it too
MCKINNON:
same
MACDONALD:
yes pls!
PRONGS:
me too
MEADOWES:
i hate not having classes w you guys.
PRONGS:
that sounds like a you problem
stupid hufflepuff 😆
BABY BLACK:
be nice to hufflepuffs
MEADOWES:
thank you regulus
MCKINNON:
no house slander!
REMUS:
it's d
GINGER:
but its-
REMUS:
lily
its d
GINGER:
oh
yeah d
BABY BLACK:
mhm!!
PADFOOT:
thank u loves
how about 52?
GINGER:
c
PRONGS:
lifesaver evans
MCKINNON:
we love u guys 💗💗💗💗
REMUS:
did you turn in your test?
PRONGS:
yup
PADFOOT:
me too
WORMTAIL:
i just did yeah
MCKINNON:
yes!
MACDONALD:
yup yup
GINGER:
btw we gave u the wrong answers
BABY BLACK:
sorry
PRONGS:
...
WORMTAIL:
...
PADFOOT:
say sike rn
GINGER:
nope
also sirius you shouldn't have cheated off of alice
she hasn't opened her textbook once this year
MACDONALD:
yeah :/
i've been texting her answers all class
PADFOOT:
FUCK
do u think minnie would curve my grade?
REMUS:
from a zero?
highly doubt it
PRONGS:
god fucking damn it
BABY BLACK:
james you literally have high marks you'll be fine
cannot say the same for the rest of you
MCKINNON:
u bitch.
BABY BLACK:
🤗
REMUS:
sorry sirius
WORMTAIL:
what about me?
MCKINNON:
AND ME
MACDONALD:
!!
REMUS:
i saw u looking at my paper
you'll pass
PRONGS:
so sirius and i just fail?
GINGER:
yeah pretty much
BABY BLACK:
mhm
PADFOOT:
james they're just jealous we're hotter than them 😎
PRONGS:
but are we hotter than them?
MCKINNON:
im the hottest
PADFOOT:
nah moony's too fine for us
GINGER:
uh 👀
BABY BLACK:
barf
REMUS:
🙂
PADFOOT:
what?
BABY BLACK:
your existence makes me want to die
WORMTAIL:
hmm.......
anyways...
we should all hang out in hogsmeade this weekend
GINGER:
will there be free butterbeer?
REMUS:
if james buys us all a bottle yes
PRONGS:
what-
BABY BLACK:
yes im down!
PADFOOT:
im sold
MCKINNON:
great im in
MEADOWES:
yes pls!!
MACDONALD:
yes!!!!!
GINGER:
perfect!
thank you james!
PRONGS:
anytime ig
WORMTAIL:
make him pockets hurt o wtv 😝
GINGER:
period
REMUS:
fully agree
also james can i have some chocolate
please <3
BABY BLACK:
yes please can i have some too
PRONGS:
ur lucky i like you all
PADFOOT:
this is why we love you <3
MCKINNON:
we love him????
PRONGS:
for my money?
GINGER:
its definitely a perk
WORMTAIL:
ew i just saw snape
GINGER:
ew
BABY BLACK:
ew
PADFOOT:
...
PRONGS:
...
WORMTAIL:
...
MCKINNON:
HAHAHA
MACDONALD:
oh!
MEADOWES:
yikes
GINGER:
uh
i mean
ooo where?
PADFOOT:
smooth lily
REMUS:
jfc lily
PADFOOT:
WAIT YOU DON'T LIKE HIM
guys im so lost
ur love lives give me migraines
PRONGS:
says you??
WORMTAIL:
yeah you cant talk
GINGER:
yeah......
PADFOOT:
so lily!!
why lie?
MCKINNON:
😏😏
GINGER:
uh
no reason
PADFOOT:
remus?
REMUS:
?
PADFOOT:
i mean she said it when we were asking who you liked
so its the obvious choice
i'm smart sometimes!
BABY BLACK:
sometimes being the key word
GINGER:
fuck
PADFOOT:
remus just tell us who lol
REMUS:
no
PADFOOT:
why? do we know them?
WORMTAIL:
ahh my intuition was right once again 😁
GINGER:
uh oh uh oh
BABY BLACK:
🍿
MEADOWES:
im having second hand embarrassment
PRONGS:
remus just tell them
BABY BLACK:
james maybe dont get involved
REMUS:
no lol
PRONGS:
what's the worst that could happen?
PADFOOT:
^
GINGER:
i'm so conflicted rn
WORMTAIL:
im sitting on a piece of bad boy information 😎
REMUS:
since it's not a big deal
who do you guys like?
PRONGS:
reg
BABY BLACK:
ew you have a crush on me?
PRONGS:
die ❤️😊
WORMTAIL:
no one
GINGER:
no one...
MACDONALD:
no one....
MCKINNON:
gf
MEADOWES:
gf
PADFOOT:
no one
PRONGS:
lies ^
and lily and mary whats w the dots
GINGER:
nothing
MACDONALD:
nothing
REMUS:
they don't go here so what does it matter
PADFOOT:
oh.
PRONGS:
but-
BABY BLACK:
yikes
WORMTAIL:
nice save
GINGER:
damn it remus
PADFOOT:
well if they don't go here,
im sure u wont mind telling us their name?
GINGER:
uh oh
REMUS:
well
PRONGS:
this is gonna go well
WORMTAIL:
yup 😁
REMUS:
you see
PADFOOT:
yes?
GINGER:
leo
WORMTAIL:
yeah
like the star, right?
constellation or wtv
MCKINNON:
jfc
REMUS:
yeah
PADFOOT:
oh.
seems nice.
BABY BLACK:
🙂🔫
PRONGS:
WAIT WHAT SCHOOL DOES HE GO TO?
GINGER:
ilvermorny
WORMTAIL:
yeah
very american
PADFOOT:
oo american.
exotic.
PRONGS:
sirius aren't you exotic too
with your 6 languages
BABY BLACK:
we speak five but close enough
PADFOOT:
i suppose so
though most the family is british
WORMTAIL:
incest <3
BABY BLACK:
sirius is my brother and my cousin and probably my uncle somehow 😍
GINGER:
how romantic 😻
MACDONALD:
so cute!
REMUS:
truly
PADFOOT:
so tell us about leo.
GINGER:
uh
REMUS:
kinda short ig
black hair
really funny
really likes leather jackets
PADFOOT:
seems nice.
GINGER:
mhm.
WORMTAIL:
this is painful 😃
BABY BLACK:
i want to drown myself
MCKINNON:
i just threw my phone
MACDONALD:
i hate this
PRONGS:
very
sirius why don't you tell us about your type
since ur so interested
PADFOOT:
i don't really have one
PRONGS:
yes you do.
BABY BLACK:
yes you do
GINGER:
now im curious
MCKINNON:
i know this one!
PADFOOT:
uh idk
i like tall people ig?
like that brownish blond hair is really pretty
they have to like the same music as me
WORMTAIL:
...
GINGER:
...
PRONGS:
...
PADFOOT:
also just someone chill but smart
definitely into pranks
...
oh
WORMTAIL:
do u think he's realizing
PRONGS:
who knows
REMUS:
sirius ur type seems nice
opposite of mine i suppose lol
PADFOOT:
uh yeah lol
james? marlene?
PRONGS:
yes deer sirius?
MCKINNON:
what
GINGER:
stop with the deer puns
BABY BLACK:
please
PRONGS:
no ❤️
PADFOOT 🖤:
dm me lol.
WORMTAIL:
is it happening?
MCKINNON:
prob not
GINGER:
probably not
they're all dumb
WORMTAIL:
u have a point
GINGER:
i always do