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GROUP CHAT NAME: minnie's whores
MEMBERS: peter, sirius, james, remus, lily, marlene, dorcas, mary
9:18am
REMUS:
hey
ok
so
i need to say something
PADFOOT:
whats up moony
GINGER:
are you doing it?
PRONGS:
NOW?
MCKINNON:
AYO?
WORMTAIL:
omg omg
PADFOOT:
huh?
GINGER:
let him talk.
REMUS:
after many discussions with lily and james
i realized not everyone 100% knows
so i just wanted to clear it up since our last convo where everyone came out
and let you guys know i am bi
just cause someone people didn't know
GINGER:
PROUD
MEADOWES:
AYYY FUCK YEAH
MACDONALD:
welcome to the club
WORMTAIL:
INTUITION
PRONGS:
didn't you say u couldn't tell?
WORMTAIL:
i didn't have all the hints shut up
PADFOOT:
congrats moony
welcome to the queer club 😌
REMUS:
thank you thank you
should've told yall ages ago but wtv
GINGER:
would like to point out i've known since 4th year
PADFOOT:
wait thats cheating how come she got to know first
shes a ginger
she has no rights
MCKINNON:
outta pocket
valid
but still
GINGER:
WOW
WORMTAIL:
damn
ginger slander
REMUS:
she found out accidentally
and don't be mean to lily
PADFOOT:
make me
PRONGS:
👀
WORMTAIL:
👀
GINGER:
👀
MCKINNON:
👀
MEADOWES:
👀
MACDONALD:
👀
PADFOOT:
not like that you pervs
REMUS:
i
WORMTAIL:
well what other way should we take it
PADFOOT:
moving on
shush peter
it's now operation get remus a boyfriend
GINGER:
someone stop me from punching him
pls
im begging you
PRONGS:
no please do it'll be entertaining
GINGER:
hm true
PADFOOT:
well
any other confessions anyone would like to make?
REMUS:
james?
PRONGS:
well
yk
not that its a big deal
but like
i might
be seeing someone
PADFOOT:
WHAT
WHO
WHAT
GINGER:
oh shit
MCKINNON:
everyone run.
MACDONALD:
im scared
MEADOWES:
this will be fun
PADFOOT:
HELLOOO??
REMUS:
james
it was lovely knowing you
PRONGS:
funny story
you actually know him!
PADFOOT:
is it severus.
PRONGS:
fuck no
PADFOOT:
ok then it cant be that bad
PRONGS:
you remember regulus??
MCKINNON:
oh dear lord
PADFOOT:
i lied when i said it can't be that bad
ur joking right
PRONGS:
well
no
PADFOOT:
how long
PRONGS:
four months..
GINGER:
OH THATS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
PRONGS:
yeah......
PADFOOT:
james 😊
i am going to kill you.
MACDONALD:
SIRIUS IS CHASING JAMES
I SEE THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLS
OH SHIT
THEYRE USING MAGIC
OH NO
MCKINNON:
OH FUCK REGULUS IS THERE
OH SHITTTTT
REMUS:
they took that well
GINGER:
they're still fighting.
WORMTAIL:
MINNIE IS SEPERATING ALL THREE OF THEM
REGULUS LOOKS SO SCARED OH SHITTTT
REMUS:
oh this is fun!!
GINGER:
well
i think we should get them a therapist
MCKINNON:
yeah..
WORMTAIL:
they're gunna bounce back from this right
MEADOWES:
oh yeah 100%
right?
GINGER:
i fucking hope so