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GROUP CHAT NAME: minnie's whores
MEMBERS: peter, sirius, james, remus, lily, marlene, dorcas, mary
9:59pm
PADFOOT:
hello simps and pimps
PRONGS:
hi fellow pimp 😋
REMUS:
HAHAH
MCKINNON:
mf
u did not
GINGER:
oh this'll be good
MEADOWES:
omfg.
WORMTAIL:
i have the popcorn ready
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
MACDONALD:
hand me some
PRONGS:
did i miss something?
WORMTAIL:
and i thought i was the idiot!
MCKINNON:
oh you are dw
WORMTAIL:
oh
PRONGS:
feeling confused
all i said was hello fellow pimp
PADFOOT:
confused
PRONGS:
OHH
REMUS:
think the genius finally got it
PADFOOT:
what
PRONGS:
nothing!
MEADOWES:
wow that was sad
MACDONALD:
its so hard to defend you sometimes james
GINGER:
i forgot the word simp exists lowkey
i know someone though...
REMUS:
no u don't
GINGER:
no i don't i was kidding
disregard my previous statement
PADFOOT :
hmm
ik who it is
peter!
WORMTAIL:
wait what-
i don't simp
PRONGS:
only over food
WORMTAIL:
true
ok then yeah
PADFOOT :
if it's not lily
REMUS:
well
PADFOOT:
and not peter
definitely not me...
mary has no soul
dorcas is already w marlene
MACDONALD:
❤️
PADFOOT:
remus, something you wanna say?
GINGER:
uh oh
REMUS:
uh oh indeed
GINGER:
actually
um
it's me.
i'm the simp.
PADFOOT:
do elaborate?
MACDONALD:
??
GINGER:
well
you all remember severus?
PRONGS:
what.
PADFOOT:
what.
WORMTAIL:
what.
MCKINNON:
aren't you gay
MACDONALD:
HUHH
MEADOWES:
🍿
REMUS:
oh no
GINGER:
yeahh
surprise??
PRONGS:
what
MCKINNON:
i'm erasing this from my memory
MACDONALD:same.
GINGER:
mhm. yup.
severus.
yup.
i love men!
PADFOOT:
hm.
but
you said you KNEW someone else
GINGER:
i know myself!!
PADFOOT:
so back to the question
remus?
GINGER:
marlene
ik marlene is simping!
PADFOOT:
well yeah she's been dating dorcas for almost a year
MCKINNON:
truth
REMUS HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
PADFOOT:
why did he leave
MCKINNON:
who knows
WORMTAIL:
i think i know
i must have that intuition abt others
divination is my only good class
MEADOWES:
can you help me w divination
MCKINNON:
why dont you ask me for help
MEADOWES:
you're failing.
MCKINNON:
and???
SIRIUS HAS ADDED REMUS BACK TO THE CHAT!
GINGER:
welcome back!!!
REMUS:
hey!!!!
PADFOOT:
why'd you leave
REMUS:
no reason
notification spam
mhm
PADFOOT:
oh ok
makes sense
anyways who do you guys like
now im curious
i hate the word simp so i refuse to say it anymore
GINGER:
severus.
PRONGS:
tw snivellous
anyways
no one.
WORMTAIL:
no one
MCKINNON:
gf
MEADOWES:
gf
MACDONALD:
🧐
REMUS:
sirius.
message not sent!
REMUS:
no one really
PADFOOT:
mmm interesting
i mean prongs is fine
no homo ofc
PRONGS:
ofc
REMUS:
no homo?
could swear you two are dating half the time
haha.
WORMTAIL:
oh-
wow my intuition rlly is strong 🧍🏻
MCKINNON:
peter we're on the same wave length
GINGER:
yeah
PADFOOT:
i mean guys are cool but james isn't my type
not that into jocks
GINGER:
oh?
REMUS:
oh?
PRONGS:
i like jocks
someone to talk to abt quidditch and have them understand
GINGER:
hmmm
PRONGS:
shush
GINGER:
no
MACDONALD:
im starting to pity james
PRONGS:
you know nothing.
MACDONALD:
i know everything.
WORMTAIL:
pity points for james
PRONGS:
shut ur mouth!
WORMTAIL:
shutting it.
PADFOOT:
im lost
REMUS:
yikes
GINGER:
wait sirius
if u don't mind me asking,
what do u identify as?
REMUS:
lily
PADFOOT:
oh im super gay
like
so so homo man
PRONGS:
we been knew
REMUS:
not all of us
PADFOOT:
got a problem w it remus?
REMUS:
what
no
PADFOOT:
hm
WORMTAIL:
im telling u my intuition is strong damn
PADFOOT:
ur definitely gunna pass ur divination class
spot on
PRONGS:
woah
wait what does ur intuition say abt me wormtail?
GINGER:
i've never met someone who radiates "everybody talks" by neon trees as much as you
WORMTAIL:
she's right.
ur just a big lover of love
and def pansexual
same w dorcas
PADFOOT:
what about remus?
REMUS:
what about me..?
WORMTAIL:
lowkey can't tell
i've never seen remus interested in a girl
but he isn't a telltale gay either
maybe bi
GINGER:
interesting!
and i'm a lesbian
WORMTAIL:
yup
and im ace
mckinnon is the biggest lesbian
mary is queer
MCKINNON:
yup!
MACDONALD:
yup yup
MEADOWES:
yes hello james and i both radiate 2012 energy
PRONGS:
YUP
SO TRUE OF US
PADFOOT:
well this has been enlightening
GINGER:
yup
remus dm me
REMUS:
ok
PADFOOT:
okay
now im determined to crack remus
REMUS:
what
PADFOOT:
since u won't say who you like
what's your type?
just give us that
GINGER:
oh thats easy
remus has the most basic type
REMUS:
lies
and uh
idk
dark hair ig? light eyes and short
WORMTAIL:
...
omg
knew it
PRONGS:
twins!!
MCKINNON:
ARE WE THINKING THE SAME THING
MACDONALD:
are we all thinking it
MEADOWES:
yup
PRONGS:
wait what
GINGER:
don't forget you like leather
PRONGS:
leather, ay remus?
remus maybe you should meet sirius
kidding
it would be weird if you two dated
plus you don't like each other
haha
ha ha
wait
PETER
WORMTAIL:
ik james
ik
PADFOOT:
?
REMUS:
?
GINGER:
who knows with them
ahahah
WORMTAIL:
ahh u will figure it out soon smart ones
MCKINNON:
u are just not wise enough
PRONGS:
yup yup 😁
PADFOOT:
weird
GINGER:
james if u say anything i'll hex you
PRONGS:
ur terrifying
REMUS:
im gunna go drown myself
PRONGS:
on that note i gotta go meet someone
talk to you guys later!
PADFOOT:
wait who you have no friends outside of us
PRONGS:
bye!!