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GROUP CHAT NAME: minnie's whores
MEMBERS: peter, sirius, james, remus, lily, marlene, dorcas, mary
1:42pm
PADFOOT:
hello servants
PRONGS:
you do realize minnie is staring at you...
right?
MCKINNON:
thats on him
GINGER:
sirius get off of your phone
WORMTAIL:
wtv minnie won't get mad at us
she loves remus
he'll defend us!
REMUS:
will i though?
🤔
WORMTAIL:
yes.
also
whats the answer to num 6?
PADFOOT:
you're only on 6?
GINGER:
peter we've been taking the test for half an hour??
MACDONALD:
holy shit thats sad
WORMTAIL:
i'm stuck
leave me alone
MEADOWES:
im not even in your class
but wtf peter
REMUS:
it's b
PRONGS:
i thought it was d-
GINGER:
i got b too
PADFOOT:
i got c
REMUS:
guys which of us actually studied for this
hint
it was lily and i
PRONGS:
u right u right
now im second guessing all my answers
PADFOOT:
moony's always right
WORMTAIL:
i trust his judgment
MCKINNON:
wise move
GINGER:
mcgonagall is going to kill all of you and remus won't help
i'll sit in the back and laugh
MACDONALD:
i'll make us some popcorn
PADFOOT:
it would be an honor to be killed by her 🥰
GINGER:
ur her least favorite 🤨🤨
me and her bitch abt u all the time
PADFOOT:
wtf.
take it back
sqaure up
ed sheeran lookalike.
MACDONALD:
oh shit
NOT ED
NOO
REMUS:
she's not wrong sirius
and lily u don't look like ed
well maybe a little actually
PADFOOT:
moony ur supposed to be on my side
fake bitch
GINGER:
thank you remus 💖
and fuck u sirius
WORMTAIL:
i just wanted answers
MEADOWES:
guys im herbology stop blowing up my phone
MCKINNON:
put ur phone on airplane mode
MEADOWES:
but im listening to music
i don't have spotify premium
MCKINNON:
oh
i'll get you spotify premium
PRONGS:
how did regulus already turn his test in
i still have half of the questions unanswered
MCKINNON:
maybe he's smarter than you
PADFOOT:
why are you noticing what he's doing 🤨
PRONGS:
because he sits behind me??
so i can see him walking to turn it in??
GINGER:
hmm
PRONGS:
what???
REMUS:
oh
also
james
PRONGS:
yeah?
REMUS:
minnie's been staring at you for the past 5 minutes
just fyi
PADFOOT :
HAHAH
sucks to be prongs
MCKINNON:
I THOUGHT U WEREN'T GUNNA TELL HIM
I WANTED TO SEE IT PLAY OUT
REMUS:
IM SORRY
I FELT BAD
PRONGS:
fuck
GINGER:
nice knowing ya potter
PRONGS:
really?
GINGER:
nah
PRONGS:
oh
see you all in detention!