Hanzo x Hanabi (hanazo) and Mlbb Oneshots

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Kagura: we got our remakes!

Hayabusa: i like my old clothes more.

Kagura: my new lore is better than old one. Me and Hanabi-chan are no longer enemies!

Hanabi: i look more like ninja. Sadly old me was beautiful.

Hayabusa: you are beau-

Kagura: you have always been beautiful Hanabi-chan!

Hanabi: thank you, Kagura.

Hayabusa: you too beauti-

Kagura: you are so cute Hanabi-chan. I like looking at you. I hate the fact that people see us as enemies. I never saw you as my rival.

Hayabusa:...

Hanabi: i was jelaous of you Kagura, not anymore. I'm glad we are friends

Kagura: :3

Hanabi: :)

Hayabusa:...

Hanzo:...

Kagura: you look good ig

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Granger: My husband Alucard is so kind and honest.

Natan: My lover Aamon looks rude and intimiating but actually sweet and caring.

Xavier: Fredrinn's rich 10/10.

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Kagura: i'm having problems with this dude

Hanabi: 'i can't hide his dead body' problems or 'i like him' problems?

Kagura: 'i like him' problems

Hanabi: i could've help with the other one

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Valir: why didn't you wait 5 more years Vale?

Vale:...

Valir: we could be happy, together... But you ruin everything *coughs blood*

Vale:...

Valir:... I love you Vale... I have always loved you. I wish i could have told you...

Valir: *looks at Vale's dead body* soon we will be together. You and i never be apart again

Valir: *falls on his back while Vale on his chest, tightens his arms* you and i will be together

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Fredrinn: why did you give Harley knife

Lesley: he felt unsafe

Fredrinn: now i feel unsafe

Lesley: deal with it

Harley: cry

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Aamon: what's this?

Cici: a stress ball! You squeeze it whenever you stressed

Aamon:... *squeezes it so hard that ball explodes*

Cici:... Do you wanna talk?

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Zilong: i think i'm in love with Ling, any thoughts?

Baxia: and prayers. You're gonna need them.

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Hanabi: WHOEVER DID THIS WILL BE-

Kagura: i did

Hanabi: -forgiven. Everyone deserves second chance

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Ling: WHOEVER DID THIS WILL BE-

Wanwan: i did

Ling: ZILONG I'LL KILL YOU

Zilong: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

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Young Alucard: your eyes are like sapphires, gee.

Young Xavier:...

Young Alucard: that's pretty corny, huh?

Young Xavier: not at all... Any girl would like it.

Young Alucard: really?

Young Xavier: no. Now get back to homework.

Young Alucard: rude.

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