Parchment Waster
"HE IS A GREAT BIG FRAUD", Hermione yelled, slumping down on her blue bed.
"Yes dearie, he is, and that's exactly what we've been trying to tell you for a long time", Crystalline yawned.
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The quartet were making their way after the dreadful defence lesson.
"Honestly, that man is just impossible", Crystalline grumbled.
"He was just trying to give us a hands-on experience", Hermione argued back.
"Oh that's it!", Ron snapped, gaining the two girls' attention.
Ron rummaged through his bag, until he took out one of Lockhart's books, Marauding with Monsters.
He flipped through the pages, till he found what he seemed to be looking for.
"See here! It says that Lockhart saved someone from transmogrifian torture.
But with the exception of the castor, everyone in the room falls victim to the curse, certainly in no condition to perform some non-existent counter-curse."
"But-but-but", Hermione stuttered.
"And even if he's not a fraud, he's not a hero.
See here, the Homorphus Charm. It does change the werewolf back to their human form, but it kills them during their next transformation, brutally", he grimaced.
Hermione was completely silent, and the other three anticipated her reaction.
"That-that PARCHMENT WASTING SON OF A BITCH", she screamed.
"I'll castrate him, no, I'll eliminate him, no, I'll DEBILITATE HIM", she ended off in a scream.
"That's the Hermione we know and love. Welcome back to your senses Sciurus."
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"Can we poison the great big fraud", Hermione asked in a sickeningly sweet voice.
"No", Harry sighed exasperatedly.
"Awww", Hermione pouted, a mad gleam in her eyes.