Ivy meets some bureaucrats

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Ivy meets some bureaucrats
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Ivy looked around the guests in her office and groaned slightly. She hated meeting bureaucrats of any stripe. The woman in pink was particularly annoying. The bearded old man kept looking at her oddly. The man in the lime green bowler hat looked very officious. The only members of this group that Ivy even liked were Amelia Bones and Barty Crouch Sr. Ivy turned to those two and began the meeting “Amelia, it’s a pleasure to see you again. The same to you, Barty. I understand that this meeting has something to do with a tournament of death, am I correct?”

The bearded man started to speak up, but, Barty Sr beat him to it “Thank you for receiving us, Ivy. Amelia is trying to coordinate security for the tournament. As to it being a tournament of death, that is something that Amelia and I want to prevent.” Ivy released a breath “Barty, have you seen the list of tasks in this tournament? The first task reminds me of a Roman Gladiatorial fight. Considering that I actually participated in one due to a time travel incident that stranded Zach and I in Ancient Rome. Luckily, I won.” Ivy smirked slightly. Barty looked at the list and snarled at Dumbledore “How could you approve this list of contests? Did you even consult the other two schools?” Dumbledore began to look sheepish, then, the woman in pink spoke up “We don’t have to justify ourselves to these foreigners, Mr. Crouch. Why are we even here? What does this woman have to do with the tournament?”

Ivy started to get out of her chair when Amelia motioned her back down. Ivy was beginning to have trouble breathing. Barty snarled at the three idiots sitting near him while Amelia went looking for Ivy’s medication “Ivy Renaldi has been the owner of Beauxbatons Academy for several years now and Hogwarts as of two weeks ago!” Everyone in the room looked shocked by Barty Sr’s statement, especially Ivy. Ivy turned to Barty as she was finishing her medication “Barty? I didn’t know I own Hogwarts. When did that happen?” Barty Sr. smiled “As I said, roughly two weeks ago. The Goblins slipped you a certain parchment that pertained to the ownership of Hogwarts and the re-activation of its accounts at Gringotts. You apparently signed it when it was slipped into a pile of documents that required your signature.”

Barty Sr turned to Dumbledore and gave him a savage grin. Dumbledore blanched. There was a knock at Ivy’s door and she went to answer it. Olympe Maxime was standing there along with Igor Karkaroff. Ivy smiled weakly and bid them entrance. Olympe looked at Ivy “Are you alright? You look like you just learned an earth shattering secret.” Ivy smirked “Olympe, Igor, it now looks like the so called Tri-Wizard Tournament will be between two schools, considering the fact that I now own Hogwarts.” Olympe and Igor looked at Dumbledore for his reaction, he didn’t disappoint. Dumbledore got up and reached for his wand to obliviate Ivy and everyone else in the room. It was the last mistake he ever made.

Ivy whirled around and shot Dumbledore point blank in the heart. He fell to the ground dead. Ivy looked around the room to see two wands pointed at her. Ivy smirked at the man in the green bowler hat and the woman in pink and raised her hands. She calmly pistol whipped them both and watched as they hit the ground. Ivy shook her head and had the corpse and two unconscious British Ministry officials C5’ed to a volcano. Ivy sat back down at her desk and poured a glass of fruit punch. She looked at Barty and smiled “Seeing as I own Hogwarts and it is now out one headmaster, how would you like to be Headmaster?”

Barty smiled “I’d love it. Hogwarts has always been close to my heart. What about the board of governors? They would probably block your plans.” Ivy smirked “Give me a few days to personally dissolve the board. I’m used to dealing with committees. Now, Amelia, I believe that you are now the new Minister of Magic. I can get your position backed by Queen Elizabeth. I think Alastor would enjoy coming out of retirement to be head of the DMLE, don’t you?” Ivy gave a genuine smile to her guests. She loved meeting with friends. This tournament should prove interesting.