Daily Prophet Articles
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NEWSPAPER TRANSCRIPTION:
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The Daily Prophet
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Chosen one's body fake!
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Hari Potter's Body in Saint Mungo a fake
Article (full article, not just front page):
Hari Potter was reported missing from saint mungo's hospital yesterday evening. A concerned patient told this here lovely reporter that he had seen her wake up and that the healer had snuck her out and replaced her with an illusion. Which is all kinds of strange. How did Hari end up in the hospital and why is she missing? Blame it on the kleptomaniac thieves who tend to run amok in the Order of the Phoenix for the second one. We remind you, dear readers, that Hari Potter snuck out from school to infiltrate the ministry of magic three or so weeks ago. She broke multiple laws in the process of getting there and then somehow summoned He Who Must Not Be Named and all his followers, challenging him to a duel that she immediately lost. She was then saved by the magical world's least favorite old coot Headmaster of Hogwarts Albus Percival Wolfrik Briann Dumbledore. And now Hari Potter is missing, has been since a few days ago.
We were informed by a patient, who wishes to stay anonymous, of the events that had passed in the hospital room. "I was just drifting off when I saw her wake up. There was a man in long dark robes, it was dark, I couldn't quite see. She started freaking out and then a healer came over and closed the curtain. I couldn't see much but I saw an outline, they forced her to drink a potion then dragged her from the room fighting from the room as she struggled to get away from them. She looked absolutely terrified. Then I saw the man leave the ward carrying her limp body at the same time that the healer wheeled a fake version back into place." (more on page 6)
CON ON PAGE 6:
"She looked as if she had never left but I knew that was fake, I knew the terrible things that likely happened that night."
"Well, like they say the picture is always the worst case scenario and I really hope is true for her. I really hope that girl is doing okay. The two men who were in here seemed to care a lot. I hope they're doing alright too."
Now most people think that if you would like to see a battle between a fifth year witch and an evil dark lord, don't bother going to the Ministry of Magic. It'll be almost impossible to get in and heavily protected but Hari Potter refuses to listen to any sort of laws, in fact, Dumbledore's golden girl is above all of them.
"Hari Potter, she has never behaved." said Delores Umbridge, High Inquisitor of Hogwarts told the press when asked to comment on the situation, "I always tried my best with her and I care for the young misguided girl so much, despite the terrible influence that Dumbledore has had on her. Thanks to him, it isn't enough to not listen in class and break school rules, no the fool girl has to up and break actual laws too."
"I feel so terrible about it all," Delores Umbridge continued, "It's unclear if the girl actually escaped Saint Mungo's herself or not. We believe she was kidnapped by one of Dumbledore's many puppets. All we know is that if she's in Dumbledore's collection, then Dumbledore is pretty desperate, desperate enough to kidnap children."
Is Dumbledore really responsible? That question is on the tip of everyone's tongues. We must always ask that question, not stop asking until an answer is given. Dumbledore must be held responsible for his actions.
Headmaster Dumbledore, always looking for reasons to rid himself of his crimes, was reported as last having been seen on the day Hari Potter was taken into Saint Mungo, in the room where she felt He Who Must Not Be Named in the Ministry of Magic
"Dumbledore has likely gone overboard with his control of his perfect little girl," Lucius Malfoy informed this lovely reporter "after all, it's not like she was ever stable to begin with and Dumbledore's ways have never been exactly standard."
"Some have a theory, that Dumbledore has her under a spell that will soon work it's way into the girl's mind. She will never be free if we do nothing. Dumbledore has been spending a little too much time with Hari, we have reason to believe he is trying to gain some of the prophesied power Hari has, and is using his power to manipulate the girl. I've heard that he has been trying to weaken her mind using dark magic, it is beyond dreadful to think about."
This may not be the answer you're looking for but then again you never really want the truth.
"Dumbledore is beyond horrible," the new head of the Auror task force, after Sirius Black's death, Corban Yaxley "We must get our hands on Dumbledore? I plan on proving that he is completely and utterly to blame for what happened to Hari and all those children."Let us hope that this new Head Auror will have the courage to ask the hard questions and take action, the actions the the Aurors of today have failed to do.
"Yes, some have criticized my work at the new task force, but we have managed to make some headway, in the past two months alone we have managed to secure the arrest of five Death Eaters into Azkaban. Of course, we're still looking for more. This news from Saint Mungo's certainly doesn't help me any. I'll do everything I can to help catch Dumbledore and find Hari Potter."
We hope that Yaxley finds the strength to persevere, and that he will find the rest of the Wizards who might or might not be at the root of this evil.
Rumors also continue to circulate of Remus Lupin who has apparently gone wild with news of Sirius Black's death, the late Black heir who was dragged into his goddaughter's ministry scandal and that of Hari. He was last seen up north in the company of one of the most ferocious werewolf packs.
Unfortunately, that is not the rumour spreading about Remus Lupin, in fact it is also been said that Remus Lupin and Sirius Black have secretly been in a homosexual relationship for two years now. We would have thought way better of our late head Auror and late heir to The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.We reached out to the new possible heir Draco Malfoy but he was unavailable for comment. (more on the heirship on page 9)
All of this is certainly scandalous, but such is the life of a disgraced nobleman, many a scandal throughout the years have surrounded Sirius Black and Remus Lupin.
Back to the whereabout of Hari Potter. The Auror task force and Saint Mungos are asking for the public's assistance in locating her. For those who don't know,
Hari is described as five-foot-two, 107 pounds with a slender build, curly long brown hair and bright green eyes. She has a lightning bolt scar down the left side of her forehead. She was last seen wearing a light blue hospital gown and pants.
Anyone with information on Miss Potter's whereabouts is asked to contact the Ministry of Magic
"Merlin, I feel so bad for her," said one concerned witch. "Some of those kids are starting to really become adults and they've been lead wrong for years by their past headmaster. As for Hari, if she's awake, hope she's doing alright. I don't think that the deaths of Sirius and Ronald will help the fragile state she's always been in.
We reached out to Molly Weasley, mother of Ron Weaselby who was killed in the events at the ministry of magic."I'm afraid it looks like it's going to her alone in the world. She's lost so many people, not that those people were ever there for her in the way that me and my son were." Mrs Welsey started to cry, "I don't blame her. I hope she knows that, it's not her fault." She broke down into tears. "I just wish I could do more, that I could help her, for Ronald."
No one knows where Hari is, or if she's safe. This reporter hopes she is alright and not somewhere terrifying an dangerous but unfortunately, knowing Dumbledore, that is unlikely.
The search is still on. Miss Potter, if you are reading this, please let your friends know that you are safe and inform the Ministry of your whereabout so we can all stop worrying about you.
As ever readers, we remain faithful to you.
Rita Skeeter.
ARTICLE 2:
Black family scandal, Malfoy to be heir?
Sirius Black was murdered three weeks ago in the skirmish that happened in the Minestry of Magic. He was killed by his cousin, insane death eater Bellatrix Lestrange.
Most likely due to believing that when he died, someone likely associated with He Who Must Not be Named would inherit the Black estate, Sirius Black bequeathed all of his possessions to his goddaughter, Hari Potter. When Sirius was killed, his will went into effect, and Hari inherited the Black estate in entirety.
Her eligibility for inheriting the estate is being contested due to the fact that Hari is underage, does not have a legal gaurdian and does not share the ancient and most noble house of Black bloodline.
The other contender for the Black estate is Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line and assumed heir to the Black line, and by proxy, his mother Narcissa Malfoy nee Black. Draco Malfoy was not available for comment upon the issue.
Both parties, in Hari's case goblin representatives, are currently arguing in the court house over the ownership of the estate.
At the moment, it is very unlikely that Hari Potter could inherit the estate.
ARTICLE 3:
Dumbledore remains on the run
Dumbledore remains on the run after everything he did at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardy last year. He committed crimes against the Ministry of. Magic and avoided capture by Headmistress and High Inquisitor Delores Umbridge and her group of Aurors.
He has been sighted but not captured. Now that Delores is working closer with Aurors to find him, Dumbledore has allegedly fled the United Kingdom. There is still no sign of him. He is rumoured to be in hiding but nothing is for certain.
We ask concerned citizens to keep an eye out for him, he heeds to be stopped due to his manipulation of students and his likely involvement in the kidnapping of Hari Potter. If you do find him, please contact the Ministry of Magic immediately! Do not confront him, as he is very dangerous! In the meantime, we request that he turn himself in to the Ministry of Magic.
AN - That's it! See you next time :)