Harry Potter and Snow White looked around the long hall in confusion. They had been talking with Darth Vader a moment before on the bridge of the Executor. Now they were.... somewhere. Harry looked at what he and Snow were standing next to, some sort of tall cup with red fire in it. Snow tapped Harry’s shoulder and pointed out an old man with a long beard. The duo thought it was Harry’s teacher, Homnibus, at first.
The old man approached and smiled “Welcome to Hogwarts. Who might you be?” Harry spoke “My name is Harry and this is Snow. Why are we here?” The old man liked the duo “It seems that you were brought here by the Goblet of Fire in order to attend the Triwizard Tournament. The goblet spat out the name Harry Potter, and then you both appeared here. The trouble is, Harry Potter disappeared many years ago.” Harry looked at Snow. She shrugged, confused. Harry looked at the old man “I am Harry Potter, I can assure you of that. I’m more worried about the looks that Snow is getting.”
The old man looked around and saw several.... untoward gases directed at Harry’s traveling companion. He was about to say something when the doors to the hall burst open. A man clad head to toe in black armor followed closely by a man in a gray uniform with armor plates. Harry and Snow looked relieved to see these two. The man in the gray uniform almost ran to the duo and began fussing over them. Harry laughed “General, Snow and I are alright. You can stop acting like a mother hen.” The General huffed slightly and smiled “Firmus was ready to send an invasion fleet down to this castle to get you both. Lord Vader managed to calm him down.”
Darth Vader let out a laugh “General Veers, you and I were ready to set the AT-AT walkers down here. It would have been an awe inspiring mess.” Vader turned to regard the old man “You look remarkably like Harry’s former teacher, the Enchanter Homnibus.” The old man gasped slightly “The Homnibus? He is a legend among magical beings the world over! Harry was his student? What if his friend, Snow White?” Snow smiled shyly “I cant do anything with magic, but, Harry always insisted I be included in the lessons. This way, I know when different types of Magic are being used.” Snow tried to hide in Vader’s cape. General Veers smiled. Harry wrapped an arm around her. Snow blushed.
Harry turned back to the old man “You now know Snow and I, who are you?” The man smiled “I am Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. We have been speaking for several minutes. Would you care to partake in some refreshment? Any type of magical transport can be tiring.” Snow’s stomach answered for them with a growl. She blushed, again. Harry smiled and picked her up and located some empty seats at a table with teenagers wearing robes trimmed in red and gold. Albus smiled and signaled for the feast to begin. He noticed that Darth Vader and General Veers went to join Harry and Snow. It was rather comical when room was instantly made for the two military men next to Harry and Snow.
Harry was currently turning apples next to him and Snow into solid gold. The students around him were stunned. A bushy haired girl who introduced herself as Hermione asked the all important question “Why are you turning apples into gold?” Harry looked at her and smiled “Snow and I have.... issues with apples. Every time I see one, I turn it into something that General Veers troops can use for target practice.” General Veers looked at Hermione, then at the apples, and frowned slightly “An evil woman once tried to kill Snow with a poisoned apple. It put her in an enchanted sleep. We tried everything, but, the kiss of true love from Harry broke the spell. It sounds fictitious, but, that’s what happened. When Snow awoke, the woman found out, and tried to kill Harry the same way. Thankfully, Snow had the same idea that Harry had, and saved her Prince.” General Veers finished the tale with a flourish. Harry and Snow were blushing like beets, but, they were smiling at each other.
The surrounding students that heard the tale clapped at the end. Some girls were crying. A blonde boy stood up from another table and swaggered over. Vader watched him like a hawk. The boy didn’t seem to notice, though. The idiot opened his mouth “Are you really Harry Potter? Why would you sully yourself over some girl who is obviously a muggle?” Snow started to cry slightly as the boy laughed. Harry comforted her as Darth Vader stood up and strongly force pushed the boy into the wall on the other side of the hall. A man in black robes walked up to the group ranting something about points and other things. Vader calmly impaled the man with his lightsaber.
Snow had composed herself enough to make an observation “Harry, I remember something Homnibus once said about enchanted objects. If you destroy them, it breaks the spell.” General Veers got an evil grin on his face and looked at Vader “My Lord, what if we treated these kids to a truly magical light show?” Veers outlined his plan, Harry and Snow got huge smiles on their faces. Vader ended up using the force to lift the goblet outside. Everyone in the hall followed the group to the lake. General Veers took out his com link “Firmus, can you focus on my signal?” He got an affirmative “Good. Fire when ready.” Veers threw his com link into the goblet. Everyone was treated to a spectacular light show as the fabled Goblet of Fire was obliterated with laser beams from above. Snow and Harry were sitting nearby and watching the lake. Veers thought that it would make a nice picture.
Darth Vader looked at Albus “I have a suggestion. Since this goblet no longer exists, what if the three champions faced Harry in a duel?” Albus thought for a second, then agreed. He knew that this tournament would prove interesting. Vader went to tell Harry what just transpired. It proved slightly hard to separate him and Snow, seeing as their lips and hands seemed to be glued together. Harry liked the idea of dueling the three champions. Snow giggled slightly, and Veers openly laughed. What no one else knew was that this tournament would be a one sided trouncing, courtesy of Harry Potter, Snow White’s Prince Charming extraordinaire.