This Could Be A Disaster
[we are idiots]
jamy: guys, the new roommate is coming tomorrow just so u all know
pete: do u even know the guy???
jamy: no 😀
sirius: lest just pray for it to be a hot guy
pete: are u religious now???
sirius: i believe in my saver and the one and only god, father of all 🙏🙏🙏
jamy: i think punching him with a piece of cheese in the head wasn’t a good idea pete
pete: ig it wasn’t
pete: but i did enjoy it
sirius: i’m gonna kill u for that u rat
pete: jamy help
jamy: why are u calling me jamy???
jamy: yk i hate that
sirius: lmao that’s why
jamy: and why am i jamy and u two have like your normal names?????????
pete: i have pete
jamy: yeah but that’s acceptable
jamy: not like jamy
sirius: sorry mate, but it has to stay like that
sirius: that’s how u would bring peace to the world
sirius: god told me
jamy: now i’m worry again cause ur talking about god, thought u didn’t believe in him
sirius: i will for a moment
sirius: i’ll pray so a hot guy walks in and we can share our apartment whit him
pete:
jamy: not the homophobic dog 💀
sirius: ur just like that dog pete, homophobic asf
pete: hey!! i’m not homophobic, i love gays!!!!
pete: gay rights!!!
jamy: lmaooo
sirius: what u laughing at???
sirius: you’re all homophobic asf
jamy: how can i be homophobic?
jamy: my bitch is gay
sirius: u calling me ur bitch???
jamy: god, can someone even make u happy?????
sirius: no.
[flower girl and wolf boy]
remus: i’m scare
remus: why tf did u make me do this
remus: idk any of these people
lils: well idk
lils: u make me do it first
lils: and i’m nervous too
lils: but i think it’ll be good
remus: idk lily, i kinda wanna die rn
lils: look, we’re moving here alone and we don’t know anyone, this is one way of making new friends
remus: what if they don’t like me?
remus: what if i don’t get a job and i can’t pay the rent???
remus: what if they think i’m weird
lils: idk, what if my roommates think that about me
lils: fuck remus, now I am thinking about THAT
remus: sorry, but it’s the truth
remus: why didn’t we just went to live together???
lils: cause we need new experiences
lils: we need to be with other people
lils: none of our others friends groups has last
lils: i’m just hoping if we found one here it’ll last longer yk
remus: ye
remus: and everything will be alright with ur roommates, i’m sure
[we are gay]
cas: omg!!
cas: she’s coming tomorrow guys
cas: we’ll have another girl as our roommate
mary: she is a redhead
mar: ye, they have super powers
cas: lmao marlene what????
mar: yep, i stand by what i say
mary: good for u?
mar: WELL GOOD FOR U, U LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY
mar: NOT ME IF U EVER CARE TO ASK
mar: WELL GOOD FOR U UR DOING GREAT OUT THERE WITHOUT ME
mar: GOD I WISH THAT I COULD DO THAT
cas: damn, who broke ur heart?
mar: no one
mar: im just very passionate about music
mar: music is life
mary: ye, doesn’t mean u can go around playing the drums at 3am when we’re trying to sleep yk
mar: let me be a free soul
cas: she’s kinda right marls
[mar 🌊]
barbie: MARLSSSSSSSS
mac burger: god ur so in love
barbie: whaaaaat????
mac burger: i could expose u…
barbie: do it and u won’t see another day in ur life
mac burger: k
barbie: the song
barbie: cigarettes after sex
mac burger: how do u always turn everything into music??
barbie: what can i say, is the only reason i’m alive
mac burger: yeah, that and the fact that u wanna kiss dorcas so bad
barbie: stfu