Midori Dazai
"Push!! Push!!! Congratulations! It's a girl" says a feminine voice. "What should we name her?" asks the brunette. "Midori" says the ginger who was sweatting from all the work.
"Midori Dazai"
Wait, we skipped too many parts. Let's go back to where this all started.
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One winter night, Chuuya and Dazai were out drinking. They went to Bar Lupin per Dazai's request. As both of them were drinking, Dazai made a joke that pissed Chuuya off. The alcohol made him even more short-tempered. They started arguing and the barista kicked them out. Chuuya appeared more tired and Dazai decided to bring him home.
At Chuuya's house
Dazai was impressed by Chuuya's large wine collection. There was a whole room filled with wine bottles. Chuuya immediately stepped in and slumped down on the couch. Dazai tried to leave but the ginger pulled him back inside. "Don't go" he hissed. He pulled Dazai to the bedroom and straddled him. "You bastard" mumbles the ginger. After that, they did special thing your parents do when they love each other very much.
A week later, Chuuya starts feeling weird symptoms. First, he started vomiting and having nausea. He thought it was due to the food he ate. Then he felt more tired than usual. He decided to go and pay a visit to that doctor at the agency. No one was at the agency except that stupid detective that trapped him in that book and Yosano. He went to her office and knocked on the door. "Ranpo what do you wan- Oh. You're Dazai's boyfriend?" the doctor asked
"Why does everyone say that. Anyways, I'm here because I need your help." the shorter states. "A checkup?" Yosano did a few physical tests on him and found out the problem. "You're pregnant" "Wait..What?" Chuuya was in shock before a memory of what happened on that night that he got drunk. "Oh..." Chuuya ran out of the agency office. He had to confront that mackerel.
"Bastard! Answer me"
"Yesss?"
"You! WHat happened that night when I was drunk?!'
" Oh you kind of #########" (Not typing out cuz idk how to write smut)
"I have something to tell you..I'm pregnant"
"Okay bro"
Mackerel head is offline
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After that, Dazai followed Chuuya for monthly examinations. Then, the day finally arrived. June 13, the day Midori Dazai was born.
Three years later, Midori had Chuuya's ginger hair and Dazai's intelligence. She was well taken care of by her fathers and sometimes the agency babysitted her.