Rosas realization
Poseidon grumbled to himself. He was getting bored watching the drama of mortals. Standing from his throne on Olympus he went to walk on earth for a bit. On his way he ran into someone.
“O-oh! Hey Jesus, it's funny seeing you around the mortal realm.” He blushed. Running into his crush while not wearing his best tunic, how embarrassing. Jesus, just seeing him when Poseidon called out to him, waved.
“Oh hey Poseidon what are you doing down here? Usually you just stay up in Olympus.” He questioned. “To see you obviously.” He laughs. Jesus gave him a smile.
“Full of jokes like always.” He poked. Poseidon was growing increasingly nervous. Talking to his crush for so long wasn't something he was used to doing. Usually opting to admire him from a distance.
GASP. Jesus said as he peered up through the clouds with urgency. Shocking Poseidon out of his nervousness.
“What happened?” He questioned. Jesus’ face grew a deep crimson. Poseidon felt his stomach drop.
“It's kinda embarrassing but that guy up in heaven is really cute and totally my type.” He said, blush only growing. Position looked up to see who his crush was talking about. Only to the Aberham fucking Lincoln. That bitch who wears the dumb hat everywhere he goes. Now knowing that he has to fight Abe for the love of Jesus he was confident. He knew he could make Jesus love him, it would just take a little work.
Up in heaven Abe sneezes.
“Someone must be talking about you” said archangel Gabriel. Rosa Parks rolled her eyes at the statement.
“Please Gabriel, that's just an old wives tale. Poor dear must be getting sick.” She exclaimed. She walked away to go look down the portal to earth. The walk there was short and sweet, taking in the sights of heaven was always something she liked to do. The large castles for each person and gardens that stretched on for acres full of beautiful and unique flora and fauna. How she loved to shirk her duties in heaven to just lay on the fresh grass. Her life on earth was ok. She was happy that her actions to take a stand against Injustice were Influential to the people. Walking up to the portal her breath hitched. Down on earth was the most breathtakingly beautiful person she's ever seen. Hair like sweet chocolate and eyes more engulfing than the ocean. With that alluring shine and beautiful figure she had fallen in love at first sight.
Rosa probably stood at the portal just watching her newfound crush for hours on end. She couldn't help it. Endless kindness and empathy that exuded from the person was just so pulling she couldn't rip her eyes away. She made up her mind, she was going down to earth to meet them. She was going to find Jesus right now to ask for permission. Usually ghosts weren't allowed to enter the mortal realm, but she was confident she would get approved, Jesus was usually lenient, she would just have to hope she doesn't run into the holy ghost.
“Oh hey Rosa I was looking for you.” Rosa nearly jumped out of her skin. Speak of the divine. It was the holy ghost.
“ Hey Dave.” (Yes he goes by Dave) She feigned cheerfulness.
“ I need you to go down to earth for me.” He asked. Rosa cheered internally. A perfect excuse.
“ Sure I'm happy to help.” She said, trying to appear calm.
Rosa was now staring down at her crush but this time she would get to talk to them. After taking a deep breath to calm her shaking nerves. She jumped.
Her landing was anything but graceful. She hit so many clouds, the painful bastards. She landed nowhere near the intended spot. Looks like she will have to walk. Thankfully for her it was only a mile.
When she finally arrived at her destination she was overjoyed. Seeing the pearly white columns of the Whitehouse she was reminded of her time on earth, and the prejudice she faced. But now was not the time for reminiscing on the bad days of her old life. As she floated through the pristine halls looking for her love she heard strange noises from down the hall.
“Elon, I'm pregnant. I can't keep on doing this with you.” said the voice. She was choosing to ignore that and keep going.
Finally she heard the laugh that had been captivating her mind the past week. There she was right in front of her.
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