The Giraffe and the Gnome
Padfoot
(6:04 pm) hii
(6:07 pm) Hello.
(6:08 pm) we have to finish the game
(6:09 pm) Are you serious?
(6:09 pm) yes i am
(6:10 pm) im being so sirius
(6:10 pm) *Serious.
(6:11 pm) you didn’t tell me your fav food
(6:11 pm) Chocolate.
(6:12 pm) awww
(6:12 pm) you're so cuteeeee
(6:13 pm) I’m not.
(6:13 pm) yes you are
(6:14 pm) the cute little moony
(6:15 pm) Shut up. I’m not little.
(6:15 pm) awww
(6:16 pm) Stop that.
(6:16 pm) cutiee
(6:17 pm) Stop it.
(6:17 pm) okay okay
(6:18 pm) dont get angry you little thing <333
(6:22 pm) i promise this one was the last
(6:23 pm) Ok. It’s your turn.
(6:25 pm) fav season?
(6:25 pm) Autumn.
(6:26 pm) i was expecting that
(6:27 pm) Yours?
(6:27 pm) winter
(6:28 pm) I sincerely expected summer.
(6:29 pm) its my second fav
(6:29 pm) but in winter there is… christmas!
(6:29 pm) Now it makes sense. You are like a 12 years-old-kid.
(6:29 pm) i’ll take that as a compliment
(6:29 pm) It wasn’t one.
(6:29 pm) its your turn now
(6:31 pm) Your height?
(6:32 pm) Why do you want to know that psychopath?
(6:34 pm) After you told me I was “little”, I wanted to know how much taller you were.
(6:34 pm) Now tell me.
(6:35 pm) 1,75 (5’8)
(6:37 pm) Hahahahahahaha.
(6:37 pm) I can’t.
(6:38 pm) You are so small.
(6:39 pm) im not
(6:39 pm) stop laughing
(6:40 pm) And you were telling me small.
(6:41 pm) It’s so ironic.
(6:41 pm) You little gnome.
(6:43 pm) How tall are you then?
(6:43 pm) 1,93 (6’4)
(6:44 pm) you are a fucking giraffe
(6:44 pm) that’s not fair
(6:45 pm)You are just jealous.
(6:46 pm) yes I am, and what?
(6:47 pm) Awww little pretty small cutie jealous baby.
(6:48 pm) Do you think I’m pretty then? ;)
(6:49 pm) I don’t even know you, you idiot.
(6:50 pm) it doesnt matter you think im pretty
(6:51 pm) think that im clearly am
(6:51 pm) And conceited.
(6:52 pm) im just going to ignore that
(6:52 pm) my turn!
(6:58 pm) Padfoot?
(7:03 pm) sorry i have to go
(7:03 pm) we talk later
(7:03 pm) byeee
(7:04 pm) Okay, bye!
(10:21 pm) sorry for leaving fast before
(10:22 pm) goodnight moons
(10:22 pm) Don’t worry, goodnight pads<3
(10:25 pm) aww did you put me a heart?
(10:26 pm) I’m already regretting it. I’m going to delete it.
(10:26 pm) nooo pleasee
(10:27 pm) i love it
(10:29 pm) Okay.
(10:30 pm) night moons!<3
(10:33 pm) Night pads.
Even if they didn't know, the other guy was also smiling on the other side of the phone.