U BELONG W MEEEEEE
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(12:36 am) you’re on the phone with your girlfriend she’s upset
(12:38 am) Sorry, I think you got the wrong number.
(12:38 am) she’s going off about something that you said
(12:39 am) You got the wrong number.
(12:39 am) but she doesnt get your humor like I dooo
(12:39 am) Wtf.
(12:40 am) Stop sending me messages.
(12:40 am) im in my room its a typical tuesday night
(12:41 am) It’s Wednesday.
(12:41 am) And stop this.
(12:42 am) What is that stupid fucking song?
(12:42 am) its not stupid
(12:42 am) im listening to the kinda music she doesnt like
(12:43 am) It’s probably because your taste is horrible.
(12:43 am) and she’ll never know your story like I doo
(12:44 am) coz she wears short skirts.
(12:45 am) dont stop responding to me
(12:45 am) why i had to choose the bitter stranger
(12:45 am) :((((((((((
(12:46 am) If I wait until you finish the song, will you leave me alone?
(12:46 am) YES
(12:47 am) Keep on going then.
(12:47 am) i wear t-shirts
(12:47 am) You are so special.
(12:48 am) That was sarcasm in case you didn’t get it.
(12:48 am) she is cheer captain.
(12:49 am) Good for her then.
(12:49 am) and im on the bleachers.
(12:50 am) Good for you too.
(12:50 am) dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
(12:51 am) that what you’re looking forward has been here the whole time
(12:51 am) Keep dreaming, then.
(12:52 am) IF YOU COULD SEE THAT IM THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU
(12:53 am) You can’t understand the words “Stop sending me messages” so I doubt that.
(12:53 am) BEEN HERE ALL ALONG SO WHY CAN’T YOU SEEEEE
(12:54 am) I’m blind.
(12:54 am) YOU BELONG WITH MEEE
(12:55 am) Poor the one who does.
(12:55 am) If there’s someone.
(12:55 am) you belong with me…
(12:56 am) i’m done now.
(12:56 am) Thank god.
(12:57 am) but…WHAT TYPE OF PERSON DOESNT RECOGNIZE ONE OF TAYLOR SWIFT MOST FAMOUS SONGS
(12:57 am) Her name sounds familiar to me, but she isn’t probably my type of music.
(12:58 am) TAYLOR SWIFT IS EVERYON'S TYPE OF MUSIC
(12:58 am) You told me you’ll leave me alone if I listen to your stupid song. So bye.
(12:59 am) wait
(12:59 am) stranger with bad taste
(12:59 am) don’t ignore meeeeeeeeee
(01:00 am) okay
(01:00 am) if you don’t wanna talk now
(01:00 am) we can talk tomorrow
(01:01 am) goodnightttttttt<333333
(06:27 pm) Helloo (:
(07:05 am) Really?
(07:06 m) how r you today?
(07:06 pm) Why can you stop texting me?
(07:07 pm) bcs i dont want to, i like you and i think we are going to be great friends!!
(07:08 pm) Now you like me? You don’t even know me.
(07:08 pm) And yesterday you said I was bitter.
(07:09 pm) and spiteful for what i see
(07:09 pm) and i dont know you thats the funny thing now i can learn abt you
(07:10 pm) how did u sleep?
(07:11 pm) Why?
(07:11 pm) why? bcs im a nice person and thats what nice people ask
(07:13 am) Fine.
(07:15 pm) i couldnt sleep a lot
(07:17 pm) you could also try to make some conversation
(07:18 pm) I don’t want to have a conversation with you.
(07:18 pm) ahhh
(07:18 pm) you hurt my feelings!! :((((
(07:19 pm) bad person.
(07:20 pm) Are you done?
(07:20 pm) no i have one left
(07:21 pm) Go ahead then.
(07:21 pm) bad human!!
(07:22 pm) im done now (:
(07:22 pm) Good.
(07:23 pm) returning to the conversation
(07:23 pm) yesterday i slept in three of my classes
(07:24 pm) How responsible.
(07:24pm) and in the afternoon
(07:25 pm) ty!
(07:25 pm) and then i couldn’t sleep at night
(07:26 pm) It was sarcasm. And are you a fucking baby?
(07:26 am) excuseme?!?!
(07:27 pm) i am a grown adult now
(07:27 pm) Your sleeping habits don’t say the same. What are you? A stupid 12-years-old kid whose parents have just given him a mobile phone?
(07:28 pm) im so offended right now
(07:28 pm) I’m 22
(07:29 pm) You shouldn’t tell me this. I could be a 79-years-old man who likes them young.
(07:29 pm) if you were one of them you wouldn’t warn me about them.
(07:30 pm) how old r u?
(07:30 pm) I’m not going to tell you. You could still be a 79-years-old man who like them young.
(07:31 pm) ok, then, what’s your name?
(07:31 pm) I’m not going to give you any personal information.
(07:32 pm) okay then we’ll have to give you a nickname
(07:32 pm) me and my friends have them
(07:33 pm) Now I’m even more sure you are a 12 year old kid.
(07:33 pm) im not!
(07:34 pm) but we probably did them when we were 12
(07:35 pm) Which is your nickname?
(07:35 pm) now you are interested
(07:36 pm) I just want to laugh.
(07:36 pm) you’re mean
(07:37 pm) Padfoot
(07:42 pm) i mean thats Padfoot.
(07:42 pm) Yeah, yeah, I understand it. I just couldn’t stop laughing.
(07:43 pm) I still can’t, this is too good.
(07:43 pm) you are so mean
(07:44 pm) im leaving
(07:44 pm) Okay, hahaha.
(07:45 pm) stop it
(07:45 pm) and you could at least seem more affected
(07:46 pm) Don’t leave Padfoot, please! I need you!
(07:46 pm) bye
(07:47 pm) p.s. that was better
Remus smiled at his phone.