this is real, this is me
Hello everyone, my name is Kylo Ren, and I, am a sith.
Sigh. It all started as a youngling. By da way, did I ever tell you that my grandpa, Anakin, killed all the Jedi younglings cuz my grandma was like
“Bae… I want u to kill sum younglings!”
JK lol!!!!
Anyway back to me. Back and the Jedi academy i was nothing but a loser and a nerd, but I’m going to be attending mustufar high because my uncle Luke liTRALLY tried to murder me.
But I’m going to change. I’m going to become the worlds cringes e-boy. I’m gonna be TikTok famous. I’m already halfway there.
I booted up my lightsaber so i can follow after my grandpa and get some younglings.
“Noooooo.” They say
I stab them.
Chapter one
Today is my first day at mustafar high. My first day that I’m no longer my uncles Padawan— not that I’ve earned the rank of master yet…. like, grandpa, like son amirite?????
I walk to my new school.
The minute I walk in a hobgoblin walks up to me. It’s a tiny 42 years old and scrunches its hand in my face.
“Feet!” It exclaims and spits in my mouth.
Then, seemingly out of nowhere a green gremlin walks up to us and staRTS Screaming.
Then i fainted but i was still looking at these tormenting bullies. I was like no way????? But they still looked at me and stole my body.
Next time i woke up there were a brown ground underneath me and it dirty.
“There yar ar.” He said.
Who’s he you ask? I don’t know.
Then he called his fren. “Hey come here.”
And i was like?????
I blinked and i was back in the fiery doors of mustafar high.
I go to my locker and think. Then girl walks up to me.
“Are you Kylo?” She ask.
I nod and she gives me dirty face.
She then throws her bag at me and it hits me. Ow.
Who are you?
“Do you have Netflix?” She asks suddenly.
Yeah.
“OOh… lets watch you.”
I smile bicuriously and nod. She has no idea but Joe is my personal hero. I want to be just like him when i grow up.