Arriving at home Vernon opens the door and was surprised to find the house empty.
"Petunia?" He calls.
"Dudley."
No response.
Silently, he closed the door and headed into the kitchen.
When he got into the kitchen and nearly fell over upon seeing someone sitting at the kitchen table.
Marge.
"I was waiting for you to get home."
"W-what are you doing here? You are not supposed to be here until tomorrow. I was supposed to pick you up and-"
"I decided to come early. I got a train ticket and had a taxicab take me here."
"Where are Petunia and Dudley?" Vernon asks, taking a step back.
Marge stands. "I sent your skinny wife to get actual good food. Food that you should be eating. I had Dudley go with her. Normally, I would love to spend time with my nephew, but I wanted to get some alone time with you."
She smiles as she starts to slowly walk over to him.
Vernon gulps. He knows there was no winning this.
Marge reaches her hands to his back and pulls him close.
"Say it," she says, her smile only growing.
"I love you," Vernon says, his voice shaking a little.
"You better," Marge responds, kissing him on the lips.
Vernon has no choice but to close his eyes and kiss her back.