Headaches, flirting and sugar daddies
(1st October, Saturday 10:21)
(moonflower supremacy)
Lilyflower: hey love xx how ru feeling this morning ? did you sleep at all ? <3
Moony: hey Lils :), I actually slept great thank you
Moony: no panic attacks and this morning I woke up with just a just little headache, I took some nurofen and should be fine today
Lilyflower: Remus THAT'S AMAZING xxx
Lilyflower: what did you do ?? Did you use any of the new mechanisms from Poppy?
Moony: well it’s kind of one of the basic ones you know just distract yourself
Moony: so I just talked to Padfoot
Lilyflower: ahhhh
Lilyflower: the identity thief
Moony: they are not an identity thief???
Moony: plus he’s too hot to try and steal my identity anyway, why would you want to be anyone else when you’re hot
Lilyflower: ehhhh excuse me Remus Lupin, Casanova of Hogsmede University, you are hot ?!!!
Moony: but Padfoot is like, super model hot
Lilyflower: have they sent you pictures ???!???
Lilyflower: cause that would be a littlleee weird
Moony: only topless pics dw
Lilyflower: really ???
Moony: NO ?!?!
Moony: of course not
Moony: if they did I would’ve immediately blocked him !!!!
Lilyflower: ugh phew
Lilyflower: wait if they haven’t sent you pictures how do you know he’s hot ??
Moony: I just know
Lilyflower: you just know ????
Moony: trust me on this Lils, he’s hot
Lilyflower: ok but if you have inadvertently cat fished yourself don’t come crying to me
Moony: damn
Moony: that’s harsh Lils :’(
Lilyflower: I gotta do what I gotta do
Moony: why won’t you condone my incessant whining today :’(
Lilyflower: because I have to have a research project done tomorrow and I’m only half way through
Moony: ohhh Lils wtf are you doing talking to me ?!??
Moony: go do your homework !!!
Lilyflower: I was trying to but then you were having a gay panic attack ?!?!?
Moony: well I’m fine !!!
Moony: go!!!
Lilyflower: you always say you’re fine when you’re not !!!
Moony: well I can talk to you later, so it’s fine !!
Lilyflower: you can talk to other people too if you need too
Moony: yeah but I hate being a burden :/
Lilyflower: why don’t you talk to Minnie ??? She has no fucking clue what you’re talking about so you’re not a burden
Moony: ……..
Moony: I dunnoooooo
Lilyflower: Before you say no, Remus talking to your cat doesn’t make you a crazy, young, cat man-child !!!
Moony: crazy, young, cat, man-child ??
Lilyflower: as opposed to a crazy old cat lady :)
Moony: you Lily Evans are a piece of work
Moony: a piece of work that knows me wayyyy too well
Moony: ugh why are always right though
Moony: fine I'm gonna go talk to my cat and NOT be a crazy person
Lilyflower: I'm always right cause I'm amazing Remus, keep up !!
Moony: of course :)
Moony: love youuu, go do your project !!
Lilyflower: TRY TALKING TO MINNIE
Moony: …… maybe :)
Lilyflower: sometimes you’re quite impossible
Moony: why thank you Lily you’re not too bad yourself :)
Lilyflower: ugh just go talk to Minnie and we can talk later xx
Moony: byyeeee
(14:47)
(We love Taylor)
Padfoot: Moonyyyyyyyy
Padfoot: I want cake, not just any cake though
Padfoot: the kinda cake in those aesthetic videos where the bowl is wooden and the sunlight's pouring in and there’s plants in the background
Moony: don’t even start
Moony: I would give anything to drive back home right now and let my mum bake me a cake in her wooden bowl with her plants and sunlight
Moony: remind me why I live here instead and kill all my plants and don’t bake, not because I can’t but because I just never have the time or motivation???!!
Padfoot: tough day huh ?
Moony: not really, just sore head
Padfoot: I'm about to go all Euphemia Potter on you’re ass so tell me to back off when/if it gets to much
Moony: That's you and James’ mum, right ??
Padfoot: yessssss
Padfoot: she is fussy but in a way that doesn’t feel overwhelming or overbearing
Padfoot: she’s the best !!
Moony: well then, Euphemia Potter away :)
Padfoot: did the migraine ever get bad ?
Moony: not too bad, I took some paracetamol and it was just mild
Padfoot: oh that’s so great Moony !!
Padfoot: that sounded really sarcastic but I swear it’s not :(
Moony: wojebejenrnr Padfoot don’t worry
Padfoot: ok next question
Padfoot: have you had lots of water today ??
Moony: yes mum
Padfoot: I'm currently being possessed by Effie just let her do her thing !!
Moony: sorry Effie, you may continue
Padfoot: did my talking help at all distract you from the pain a little bit??
Moony: it did
Moony: thank you
Padfoot: anytime Moony, twas my pleasure
Padfoot: any opportunity to embarrass Prongs is honestly a favour to me :)
Moony: I feel I should be more concerned about Prongs
Moony: does he get the love and gratitude I feel he deserves ??!!!
Padfoot: he gets all the love and all the gratitude
Padfoot: he also gets all the worry, Effie as wonderful as she is CONVINCED that Prongs and I are constantly starving
Padfoot: DESPITE the fact our best friend is studying food science and cooks all the time
Padfoot: resulting in us constantly getting food packages and a freezer full of food
Moony: my mother does the same but there is such a thing as too much stew and it happens VERY quickly
Padfoot: MOONY HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING !!! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH STEW
Moony: I feel like you and my mum would get along, because those EXACT words have come out of her mouth
Moony: I feel like you’re mum and my mum would also get on just swimmingly
Padfoot: oh yeah ?
Moony: yep
Moony: she calls me everyday without fail, still books all my doctor appointments
Moony: has phone calls with Poppy (my therapist) that I'm not even part of !!
Padfoot: wow she’s hardcore mum mode, Effie would loveee her
Moony: well according to you they’re gonna meet at our wedding you have already planned
Moony: the day we learn each other’s names ;)
(15:12)
(da boyzzzzz 🥶😩😈)
Effiesfav: wokshshsbjsndndmmdmdnndndjdjdndn
(15:13)
(We love Taylor)
Padfoot: Moony!!
Padfoot: are you flirting back !!!?????!!!
Padfoot: this needs to be broadcasted live everywhere
Padfoot: MOONY JUST FLIRTED WITH ME
Moony: slowwww your roll
Moony: I was being condescending
Moony: but if I knew you would get THIS excited I would’ve done it sooner ;)
(15:18)
(da boyzzzzz 🥶😩😈)
Effiesfav:OWJSHHSJSJDNNDNDNDKDNFNDBDJDKDKDJDBJDJDKKDJNDJDJDKDKDKJF
(15:19)
(We love Taylor)
Padfoot: I KNOW you’re being condescending again but I’ll take it
Moony: wow you're really desperate huh ?
Padfoot: Moony if it takes me years to do so I will use that desperation to get you to that wedding alter
Padfoot: cause I'm very interested to know what Moony’s name really is ;)
Moony: you wanna know that bad ??
Padfoot: no, not really
Padfoot: you’re just Moony to me, if you do ever decide to tell me you’re name I’ll still probably use Moony more
Padfoot: but only whenever you're comfortable, no pressure, no expectations right ?
Moony: exactly
Padfoot: my name however is spectacular
Moony: mine is….. interesting
Padfoot: oh is it like a cool welsh name ??
Moony: I wish, but no
Moony: honestly the irony surrounding my name is astounding
Padfoot: well Moony I cannot wait for the day that I become astounded ;)
Moony: and I cannot wait for the day in which you stop using winky faces !!
Padfoot: you’re gonna be waiting a longgggg time then ;)
Moony: you doubt my stubbornness
Moony: I could outlive you if I needed too
Padfoot: but then who will pay for all your stuff ??? I thought I was your sugar daddy ??;)
Moony: DADDY WAS NEVER USED!!
Moony: and I would just marry your rich brother, or maybe you have a cousin or something ??
Padfoot: MOONY THE BETRAYAL HOW COULD YOUUU
Padfoot: I'M LEAVING IN A HUFF
Moony: well I will leave you to your huff
Moony: excuse me Padfoot, I must go be a not ‘crazy, young, cat man-child’ and talk to my cat
Moony: Lily's orders
Padfoot: I want to ask but I'm scared
Moony: if I was you I would stay scared
Padfoot: and with that slightly haunting note, byeeeee Moony ;)
Moony: bye Padfoot !!
(4:03pm)
(da boyzzzz 🥶😩😈)
JamesIsKing: ARE YOU OK ???!!!!
Effiesfav: why wouldn’t I be ??
JamesIsKing: the two lines of all caps key-smashing ???
Effiesfav: ohhhhh that
Effiesfav: Moony was pretend flirting with me
JamesIsKing: ohhhh
Effiesfav: what ??
JamesIsKing: you’re down badddd
Effiesfav: I am not !!
JamesIsKing: you so areeeee
Effiesfav: no I’m not ?!?!?
*JamesIsKing changed their username to ‘Imalwaysright’*
Imalwaysright: check the username Pads
Effiesfav: ugh shut up
Imalwaysright: you’re just too blind to see it yet but you willlll
Effiesfav: GOODBYE JAMES
Imalwaysright: byeeee lover boy
(4:31pm)
(moonflower supremacy)
Lilyflower: did talking to Minnie work ??
Moony: ………
Moony: no comment
Lilyflower: I told you Remus, I'm always right
Moony: and I'm always left xxx
Lilyflower: that has got to be the worst dad joke ever ??
Moony: you just don’t appreciate my genius Lily !!!
Lilyflower: well you go be a genius somewhere else because I have assignments to do and despite how much I love that you’re talking to your cat I would rather like to get my psychology degree !!!
Moony: damn Lils harsh
Moony: the camomile tea you like to help de-stress is in the top cupboard on the left
Lilyflower: sometimes I forget you know me just as well as I know you xx
Moony: good luck with you’re work Lils, and try and have some tea xx
Lilyflower: will do xx <3