We need a name

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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We need a name
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Evan, Barty and Regulus decide that they need a group name.

Regulus: “L'Équipe de Maraudeurs”

Evan: “Reg, you know we can’t use that one.”

Regulus: “Why not??”

Evan: “...”

Barty: “Anyways, what about the crew of chaos?”

Evan: "Infernal Crew?"

Barty: “The rise?”

Evan: “Clan of midnight.”

Barty: “We’re not ghosts, Evan.”

Evan: “Echo?”

Regulus: “Posse of the devil.”

Barty: “Corps of fear.”

Evan: "Oh, I have one. Amigas de sola.”

Barty: “No.”

Evan: “Why not? It's true.”

Barty: “Evan, No.”

Evan: “We are though.”

Barty: “No.”

Evan: “Prick”

Barty: “You are lame??”

Regulus: “I like that one.”

Evan: “Shut up, Reg. What about whisper?”

Barty: “Ohh, mysterious.”

Evan: “Do it yourself if you know better.”

Barty: “No, no, you go on.”

Evan: *dramatic eye roll

Regulus: “Les Infernaux”

Evan: “Eclipse”

Regulus: “Les Alliés.”

Several minutes later…

Barty: “Welcome to the last and final round of finding our group name starring Regulus Black and Evan Rosier. My name is Barty and I will be your host for tonight.”

Marlene: “Why am I here again?”

Mary: “I genuinely have no idea”

Barty: “The winner will be chosen by our fellow judges, Marlene McKinnon, Mary Macdonald and Remus Lupin.”

Remus: “I wasn’t given a choice.”

Regulus: “Nobody cares.”

Barty: “Silence, please. Our three final name choices are,” Dramatic pause. “The rise, echo and les infernaux!”

Marlene: “You really spent three hours on that?” Marlene

Remus: “I want to leave.” Remus

Mary: “Tf is wrong with you three?”

Evan: “Ouch, Macdonald, cruel.”

Mary: “It was a genuine question.”

Remus: “Are you children?”

Barty: “Idiot.”

Evan: “We are amazing.”

Remus: “Lily, help us, they’re being weird!”

Regulus: “You are weird.”

Remus: “You are annoying.”

Reg: “Shut up.”

Lily: “I can’t right now, Remus. Help yourself.”

Evan: “Stop throwing cushions at me, Barty.”

Barty: “You started it.”

Evan: “I did not!”

Barty: “Did too!”

Evan: “Did not!”

Marlene: “Fucking children the whole lot of you”

Sirius: “James, look, they are having a pillow fight without us!”

James: “What? Betrayal! Come on!”

Mary: “Sirius, no!”

All: “…”

Mary: “Okay, I'm just gonna-”

Remus: “Don't you dare leave me, Mary.”

Mary: “Sorry?”

Remus: “Don't. You. Dare.”

Mary: “Byeee!”

Remus: “I hate you!”

Mary: “Love you too, honey!”

Sirius: “James?” Sirius

James: “Yes?”

Sirius: “Attack!”