Harry Potter has an overactive mind sometimes. Like sometimes, he can sit in complete bliss with nothing on his mind. And then there are times where his mind just won’t shut up. His boyfriend thought it was adorable but only when it is an appropriate time of day!
One night at 2:30am, Harry is still awake due to his mind trying to figure out something the Weasley twins had told him. He silently cursed himself for introducing his older friends to the muggle internet.
He turned onto his side and tried to have a silent battle in his mind so as not wake his boyfriend up; who was currently fast asleep. He really didn’t want to wake the light blonde male next to him because Draco Malfoy can be a bit testy when woken up unannounced. But the dark haired male just needed another’s opinion.
Tapping his sleeping partner’s shoulder, Harry whispered, “hey, Draco..?”
Growling softly, “what, Harry..?”
Deciding to just ask his question, Harry asked softly, “if a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guinea pig???”
Draco was facing away from his boyfriend and let out a deep breath to get rid of his annoyance at being woken up for this random bit that was currently keeping his green eyed lover awake at this unholy time. He was use to Harry's muggle terms by now so he didn’t ask exactly what a Guinea pig was.
He then got an idea. It had worked the last time Harry had woken him up with a weird question. If the light blonde could confuse his boyfriend, it would push his weird thoughts away and allow them to go back to sleep.
Turning on to his other side so he was facing Harry he whispered, “if you and I had a baby, would they get my beauty and your late night thoughts? Or maybe your sexy body and my late night murderous thoughts..?”
Harry started blushing hard and stuttered, “I... um... I don't know how to answer that.”
But Draco’s plan was working because the random thought that had kept Harry wake was fading away. The green eyed male’s mind was whirling from his grey eyed lover’s question until it just stopped thinking; becoming completely blank.
Draco was quite pleased with himself to have confused his boyfriend. He kissed Harry on the cheek softly, “let’s go back to sleep, baby.”
Harry, who was actually getting tired now due to his mind shutting up, nodded and whispered, “ok.”
Chuckling to himself, Draco wrapped himself around Harry’s backside. ‘I’m going to have to remember this for next time,’ the light blonde thought to himself as the raven haired male in front of him started to snore gently.
Because make no mistake, there will be a next time…