Introduction
Anything in italics is sung - not every song gets a clear transition or introduction, depending on context. Every episode will have all the song titles listed at the end.
Timeline
The first chapter takes place in approx. 2039. The series finale is not canon to this, meaning the glee club ended after Kurt, Blaine, and Rachel leaving, with Sam never taking over, and McKinley is not an arts school.
Catching Up - Glee's Main Characters
Disclaimer that I'm using main VERY loosely, it's more the original characters whose kids have major roles in this story.
Also!! These ships get crazy. Reason is, this is a satire both of glee and reboots in general, making fun of the random ships in glee or the ships with no basis in reboots, and the way reboots use the most insane ways to make connections to original characters.
- Rachel is a successful Broadway actress. She is married to Jesse, a Broadway director. They live in New York with their 15-year-old twin sons, Freddie and Brice. Rachel was also the surrogate for Kurt and Blaine's daughter, Tracy.
- Kurt and Blaine are married and living in New York. Kurt is a designer at Vogue, and Blaine is a Broadway actor. Kurt has also made a couple limited appearances on Broadway. They have three kids: Tracy, 19, who is a student at NYADA and an intern at Vogue, Katharine, 18, who moved out with limited contact, and Hepburn, 15, the only one still living at home. Tracy and Katharine are biologically Kurt's, and Hepburn, biologically Blaine's.
- Brittany and Santana are married and live in New York with their two daughters, 16-year-old Cherry, biologically Brittany's, and 15-year-old, Marceline (Lina), biologically Santana's. Santana is an actress, but frequently records backing vocals for Mercedes. Brittany is a dancer, working on tours, music videos, and Broadway. They have two cats, Lord and Lady Tubbington, who are miraculously still alive. Santana was the surrogate for Kurt and Blaine's son, Hepburn.
- Quinn and Puck are married, but separated. Quinn is a writer, and lives in Lima with their sons, Shawn, 16, and Vincent, 14. Puck is in the Air Force, and is currently deployed. Their oldest biological child, Beth, 29, is a guitarist in a band called WhiteNoise, and lives in New York. Quinn was the surrogate for Kurt and Blaine's daughter, Katharine.
- Sam and Tina are married, and live in Lima with their two kids, Sawyer, 16, and Sabrina (Bri), 14. Sam coaches the varsity football team at McKinley, and Tina works as a costume designer for local film and theater productions.
- Kitty and Artie are married and living in Lima with their two kids, Ren, 16, and Sloane, 15. Artie is a movie director, and Kitty is the Cheerios coach at McKinley.
- Mercedes and Shane are married, and although they both live in Lima, Mercedes frequently travels to LA and New York for her music career. Shane is a retired Cincinnati Bengals player, and now works as a sportscaster. They have a 16-year-old daughter, Eden.
- Mike and Sugar are married and live in LA with their daughter, Honey Rose (Rosie), 16. Mike is a dancer, and has worked on several tours, including concerts and theater productions. Sugar is unemployed.
- Marley and Jake are married, and live in Lima with their daughters, Morgan, 16, and Melanie (Mellie), 14. Marley is a guidance counselor at McKinley, and Jake is a dancer, working on tours.
- Unique is single, and lives in Lima with her recently adopted 16-year-old daughter, Zoe. She works as an elementary school art teacher, and acts in local theater productions on the side.
- Lauren and Azimio are married and living in Lima with their two kids, Reagan, 16, and Aiden, 14. Lauren is a professional roller derby player, and Azimio coaches the Lima Middle School football team.
- Dave and Spencer are married, and live in Lima with their adopted son, Justin, 15. Spencer plays for the Cincinnati Bengals, and Dave is a sports agent; the two connected over their work together.
- Jane and Mason are married and live in Lima with their 16-year-old daughter, Cassandra (Cassie). Jane is a lawyer, and Mason is a middle school English teacher.
- Will and Emma are married, and have four kids: Daniel, 25, twins Anthony (Theo) and Ricky, 20, and Eleanor, 14. Emma is a guidance counselor and Will, an assistant principal, both at McKinley.
- Hunter and Sebastian are together, but have a very complicated relationship. They worked together to successfully reestablish Dalton Academy. They have two kids, Monroe, 15, who is biologically Hunter's, and Audrey, 14, who is biologically Sebastian's.
- Sue is happily married to herself and has a daughter, Robin. She is the principal at McKinley, and Becky is still her Beckretary.
Catching Up - Glee's Minor Characters
- Cooper is single, and continues to act in credit commercials, but hopes to move on to bigger projects. He has a son, Jetfire (Jet), 17.
- Stacey, Sam's younger sister, lives in Mystic, Connecticut, with her husband, Donnie, and their three kids, Josie, Chloe, and Dean. She runs a cat cafe / library, and he is a reporter.
- Stevie, Sam's younger brother, lives in New York with his husband, Jasper. The two of them are in a band, WhiteNoise; Stevie is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist, and Jasper is the secondary singer and bassist. The two have a daughter, Bianca.
- Isabella, Puck's younger sister, lives in New York with Daniel (Will and Emma's son), her boyfriend. They both work with WhiteNoise; Isabella as their PR agent, and Daniel as their manager.
- Terri and Howard Bamboo are married, and living in Lima with their daughter, Polly-Esther (Polly). Terri is a doctor, and Howard is the CEO of Sheets-N-Things.
- Stoner Brett and Dottie are married, and living in Lima with their son, Monty. Brett works at a dispensary, and Dottie is a secretary.
- Rick "The Stick" and Suzy Pepper are married, and living in Lima with their son, Cameron. They also have an older daughter, Noelle. Rick plays for the Cincinnati Cyclones, and Suzy is a professional chef, and wrote a cookbook dedicated to recipes involving peppers.
- Clint and Harmony are married and living in New York with their son, Lark. They both act in local theater productions, with Harmony occasionally starring in commercials.
- Bryan Ryan and Cassandra July are married and living in Lima. Bryan acts in local theater productions, and had one Broadway role. Cassandra choreographs local theater productions. They have a daughter, who works at a music school.