Chapter 1
*The Losers*
Richie:do you guys think laundry liquid has different tastes
Bill:tastes?
Richie:yeah like flavours
Bill:oh
Mike:Kinda
Bev:they smell disgusting but idk about tastes
Richie:hm interesting
how much would I have to consume to die
Stan:UM
Bev:idk ask someone who is smart
Eddie:RICHIE WHAT DID YOU DO
Richie:nothing
i just want to test it but i want to be alive to tell you the results
Eddie:wtf
Ben:maybe you should search it up
Richie:i found a page online called how not to kill yourself with household items
Bev:thats helpful
Richie:cinamon is 40 tablespoons
Stan:Why
Richie:Laundry detergent is 17 cups
Eddie:I am deeply concerned
Richie:gorilla glue is 136 ounces?
who tried that
404 packes of gum?
WHO?
Bev:uh
um
thats
um
Richie:like i get why people tried this stuff in the first place
Ben:And why is that?
Richie:let me finish
but why so much
Mike:Why in the first place
Richie:like who eats 2 cans of hairspray
Bev:eat the cans or the hairspray
Bill:probably the cans at this point
Richie:the hairspray
Eddie:you know what
I'm done
goodnight everyone
Ben:It's 10am
Eddie:GOODNIGHT
Richie:night eds
Eddie:not my name