Matron be poppin'
Part1. THE JILLY
Lilly and I are taking the most wondrous stroll
“Lilly, you don’t know you’re beautiful au au, but that’s what makes you beautiful”
“Awwww, James, you don’t have to say that”
“But It’s true”
James leans in for a smooch
“Oh fuk!” Lilly pulls away “The slow burning Jilly is almost ready to devour!”
“I have returned with the slow burning JILLY!!! Mmm, I’m so very thrilled to gobble this up”
James gently brushes his finger against Lilly’s cheek to wipe up some of the slow burning jilly
“Thanks” she blushes with an intense Debby Ryan hairtuck
James thinks this is a great opportunity to try the smooch again. He leans in, lips puckered, *Read this next part in a ranting voice* he made sure that he put on the chapstick that he got for his 8th birthday from Snape because he really wanted the capstick but he didn’t have enough money so Snape bought him the chapstick for his birthday because james wanted the cherry cola chapstick from the Re-Place this morning.
Lily starts to lean in as well, but suddenly she stops.
Part 2. WAIT...MATRON?!?!?
“I… I can’t do this, I’m sorry” She stutters
“But why?” James tries to show he’s not on the brink of salty water dropletting.
‘I’m sorry James” Lily says in a quirky ass annoying voice
“I…I’m in love with someone else”
James is filled with embarrassment and confuzzledness “But who famoid? Why do you admire someone else?
“I didn’t want to tell you like this… over the past few months I’ve been seeing someone else, someone who makes my gut rip with laughter even though they’re always really serious and I swear they don’t know how to smile’, someone who’s always been there for me, I’m in LOOOOVE with Matron.”
James is sister shook, but he finally musters up the courage to give LIlly an answer “Damnnn Lilly you can pullllll, to be honest I was just getting close to you to try to get to Matron, I mean she’s the finest babe I’ve ever seen”
“Right! I’m so glad someone else thinks she’s hot stuff, everyone seems to be grossed out or scared of her”
They say at the same time “Right! I’m so glad someone finally agrees with me, Ginx! Ginx again! *Breaks out into song that Anna sings with Prince Hans about how much they’re alike*
James and Lily get so overwhelmed by their similarities that they kiss!!
“OH MY GOTCH!” We can never ever talk about this!”
“But Lily, never say never”
Well guess what smarty pants I just DID…BURNNNN!!!” as she pushes her index finger into her forehead, but fr ong we actually can NOT tell anyone with happened, I mean my relationship with Matron has never been better, and with your excotic monkey breeding business just starting up, I think it’s for the best”
“I guess you’re right,” James says in sadness.
Part3. BONDING SESH FIRE WITH THE SQUAD
Remus Enters*
“Yo-yo, the party has officially arrived!” Remus says with the goods in his hands (non-alcoholic beer)
“Ayyyyy look everyone Remus is here!”
“Yooooo you’ve got the good stuff”
“Hell yeah, you know I always do” Snape brings out the boom box...
Snape looks out into the distance only to see Queen Elizabeth ll doing the wap on the the sandy shore of the beach.
“Hey look everyone! It’s Lizzy!!!” Snape shouts
“Oh my gotch… really???” James and Lily say at the same time, James smirking at Lily making her feel even more guilty about the happenings earlier that night.
They all run over to Lizzy to hype her up
“Okayyyyy, Lizzy with the beat!!!” Lily says
James turns on the boom box to spread some tunes
“Yoooo, is this Hunter Raymond’s new track?” Lizzy exclaims… still slaying the wap
“Hell yeah it is, you know Hunter’s got those bars fr
At this point, everyone had joined in.
Remus finally knocks some sense into his noggin
“Sorry to be the negative nancy but I feel as if It’s time to get some rest” Remus says
“Yea right! Super funny!” Lily says
“Whatever major looser” Remus says referring to that wicked scene in Camp Rock