Malfoy 03
Prompt: "How could you do this to me?" (December 12/22)
Suggested listening: Joji - Slow Dancing in the Dark
“How could you do this to me, Granger? I’m in Gryffindor red. I look like a red beet.”
“Do walk on, Malfoy! Stop being so melodramatic. If anything, you look like a carrot. Molly made this jumper specifically for you. The least you could do is wear it to Christmas dinner.”
“Look at the back! I’m going to need to have my tailor take in the sides and taper the sleeves.”
Hermione rolled her eyes, “The looseness is part of its charm. Plus do you see this?” She turned around and showcased her own jumper. The back read, ‘Malfoy 03’
“Why does yours say 03? Shouldn’t it say 02, since I’m 01?” Malfoy demanded. “Molly couldn’t even get that right.”
“Oh, so it does.” She stared at Draco for a few moments, willing him to understand.
The poor, sweet, dumb man she married.
Draco’s eyes glittered, “You mean—”
