The year is 1975. The fads are cunty and Rupaul is 15 years old. Church bells ring out from afar - more specifically, the edge of town, where the sign for Denton (Ohio) stands. Right next to it, a church, where guests and wedding-goers spilled out after a joyous wedding ceremony. Among them, a couple, who were more in love than anyone else in the church yard.
Their names were Walter White, a recent graduate from Denton High School who had a big interest in science, who was madly in love with his then girlfriend, Lori Grimes. Lori was a chipper young thing. She had a special spark in cheating on her husband - i mean... Art, and only spread nothing but cheer and care around her. If we weren't in the 70's, a time where women weren't treated fairly, she'd probably be a nurse for being so nice, but she didn't want to because her malewife wanted her to cook for him. Anyways,
Their closest friends, Jesse Pinkman and Gustavo Fring, had just gotten married (illegally) by the strange priest who lurked around during their picture taking, which Walter and Lori stepped out of. But they weren't alone for long, as Jesse came up to Walter and took him away from Lori to speak some words.
TO BE CONTINUED. I NEEDED TO POOP.