Chapter 26
Hermione pov
Sitting across from my friends after my glamour was removed I smile seeing them looking at me "your mouth looks similar to Headmaster Snape" Luna says leaning forward "and you have no nargles at all" she adds frowning.
"He's a cousin" I say shrugging.
"How can we h.." Ginny starts but stops seeing Cora come rolling down the stairs landing at the bottom with her leg over her head and ass in the air.
"Cora are you okay?" I ask.
"Fucking Cruella" she mumbles before getting up.
Raising my brow I see Cruella come down glaring at her "you caused me to spill my drink on my coat, this is real chinchilla fur you moronic cow" she hiss.
"I am a queen" Cora yells pointing at her.
"A fat queen who wants her roses red and everyone's head removed"
Hear Cora gasp I sigh rubbing my forehead "how dare you, you're a dog obsessed chain smoking anorexic bitch".
"Oh for Merlin's sake" I mumble listen to them insult each other's Disney counter parts.
"Both of you shut up" Ursula yell slamming them into the wall with her tentacles "Hermione I'll take them outside so you can finish talking with your guest" she says smiling at me before dragging them with her while walking out.
"Hermione?" Ginny say's confused.
"Yes?" I ask.
"That was Cruella, the Queen of Hearts, and the Sea Sorceress right?" She asks.
"Yes" I mumble.
"Do any of them know Anastasia Tremaine?" She asks blushing.
"That's the step sister to Cinderella right?" I ask.
She nods looking unsure "Mom never admits it but I once found the Weasley book and our line started with her, she had a child with a Baker but her mother threw her in a portal. When Mom found out I seen that she started yelling about it being lies and we could never come from such evil".
Nodding I frown looking at Ma "do any of you know her?" I ask.
"She's in Storybrook with that fucking cat but she never comes out of her house, Red delivers her food three times a day and has to sit it in the window" Emma grumbles glaring at the floor.
Nodding I look at Ginny "I'd like to meet this one" Luna says pulling a book out to a marked page.
Frowning I look at the page "Luna do you travel around with your family book?" I ask.
"Oh yes I enjoy the stories in it" Luna says nodding.
"I've never heard of this Fairy tale" I say frowning while turning the pages seeing a Kingdom frozen reaching a picture of Ingrid I point "She's here in the Manor".
"Why are you here with Bellatrix Lastrange and Narcissa Malfoy?" Ginny asks.
"Ginny that's not her name they never married Lastrange or Malfoy" I say shrugging.
"Are you mad? Draco Malfoy is her son so yes she did" Ginny say's raising her voice slightly.
"I assure you that I never married that man nor did my sister, Dumbledore has been calling us by the wrong names for years, Draco is mine and Bella's son he is a Black his name should be Draco Orion Black not Draco Lucius Malfoy" Narcissa says.
"He has blonde hair and silver blue eyes" Ginny counters crossing her arms.
"I have blonde hair and blue eyes, our mother did as well, the Lovegoods are blondes and have blue eyes but you don't consider her a Malfoy, you must keep in mind all pure bloods have been married to each other at one point or another it's not unheard of for past family looks to become seen later in the family"
"But?" Ginny say's confused.
"Harry is our distant cousin, same as yours, just as you are our distant cousin, your family gave everything they had for the hand of a Black in marriage" Bella adds laughing.
Storybrook
Mrs. Granger's pov
Hearing someone slam into the door I frown before moving to the door opening it finding a man on the ground glaring at me "Yes?" I ask.
"You attacked my wife" he yells pulling a sword.
"I assure you I did no such thing I have been here unpacking and considering you clearly tried to force your way into the home, I hope you know that breaking and entering is a crime, coming here yelling and holding a weapon is harassment and threatening also a crimes by law"
Hearing pages turning my husband comes up holding a gun he found in an office while holding a book "should someone enter our home without permission or we feel they are going to hurt us, I am within my rights to shoot them and it's considered self-defense" he says while placing the book down looking the gun over before pointing it at the man.
"Masters if Kreacher may?"
Looking to him I nod "Crooks attacked Snow for touching him after saying no" he says shrugging slightly "False Prince is mad an animal not like the whiny one, Crooks believes her to be like Pink Toad".
"Pink Toad?" I say frowning trying to place the term "oh the teacher who was torturing students right?" I ask.
"Yes Miss, Master Draco called her Pink Toad with whole school"
"Right, you're here threatening us because a cat didn't want to be touch by your wife, but I don't think you understand what you are doing" I say calmly.
Seeing him continue to glare looking for a way in I sigh picking up the phone making a call "Emma, yes it's lovely thank you, we have a problem with a man holding a sword that tried to force his way in because Crooks didn't want his wife touching him and attacked her for it".
Nodding I hum "Okay I will thank you".
Hanging up I look at him smiling "Emma says you will back off and stop harassing her family or she will throw you both over the town line without memories of each other or she could give her wife the heart she's always wanted".
Seeing him pale I nod smiling "now I'd appreciate that you or your dwarfs not bother us again, you are far less Charming than stories claim and I'm sure your wife is as annoying as everyone claimed, I can hardly blame a cat when they make it clear they don't want touched, if she was attacked that's her fault for not respecting personal space or boundaries, but what should I expect from someone who steals children and curses them".
Slamming the door in face I huff crossing my arms looking at my husband "the stories were clearly wrong he's far from handsome or charming, he looks far to feminine and rude I don't even want to imagine how she is, if sweet Crooks didn't like her".
He nods leading me to the living room "I agree dear any man who acts like that to women is bad news, I don't want you out alone they have them Dwarfs that always listen to them and Regina mentioned that the Fairy god mother is called Blue she's always giving Snow what she wants".
Hermione's pov 2 weeks later
I look up at the school that Harry and Ron are sneaking into from a tunnel.
"Are you ready to stop their corruption?" Emma asks.
"Yes they turned on me and almost killed me they need to be stopped" I say softly.