Chapter 13
I look up hearing voices arguing as Ma rolls her eyes getting up, I follow her out seeing a woman with tentacles wrapped around another woman who sneers at her "You squid bitch, I'll turn you into Susi" she snarls while hitting her.
Ma chuckles "Please separate them girls" she says as I watch Regina and Zelena grab one calling her mother, and Lily and Emma grab the other calling her Ursula.
I sigh hearing Bellatrix cackling happily watching them, as Narcissa leads Professor Snape over to us.
"Maleficent this is Severus Snape"
Ma nods looking at him as he stands with his arms crossed "Is that all? I am on a schedule they will expect me at the school soon" he says in his typical uninterested way.
"Hermione and I gave Maleficent a blood test Sev, it seems Maleficent is your great aunt," Narcissa says handing him the test.
He frowns looking at it, before Ma hums gently grabbing his chin tilting his head side to side "You have my mother's nose and mouth" she says thoughtfully.
"He is one of the most accomplished Potions masters and an amazing Teacher," I say trying to help him knowing he's very closed off.
He glares at me for a moment "On the list it says my niece is your mother, the problem I have found is it shows she died before my daughter came here, a living relative placed a glamour on her hiding her true looks and power care to explain this?" Ma says raising her brow.
"My family book alerted me to her arrival I hid her for her safety with how things were at the time of her arrival, had it been possible I would have raised her myself," he says calmly.
Ma nods her head to me "Remove it".
He scoffs waving his wand whispering a spell, I grunt feeling the spell roll off me like cold water poured down my back.
I look at the mirror he conjures in front of me seeing my body has filled out more, my hair now wavy and light brown, with features looking a little like ma while my mouth shape is similar to Snape.
"Is that all?" He asks crossing his arms again.
"For now yes, but I would like to meet again to get to know my nephew, I accept you as family," Ma says calmly.
A few hours later
I frown hearing grunting and hitting before seeing Ursula and Cora rolling around on the ground fighting again.
"Ignore them dear, it's normal for them," Ingrid says leading me to the rest of the group.
I nod sitting down "I think this whole family is bloody insane," I say frowning at seeing Regina and Zelena glaring at each other.
"Not just them" Cruella chimes in from her snooping of the alcohol cabinet.
"You're an alcoholic." I say as she sniffs one of the bottles.
"Alcoholic and homicidal Maniac who's been leashed," she says coming over with a bottle of fire whiskey "Not a big deal" she finishes before drinking from the glass she poured it in.
"Dear ol' mummy," she says mimicking my accent "is a recovering sleeping Potions addict, Ursula is pissed she lost her singing voice and plans to kill the one who did it, Cora is a brute who rips out people's hearts, Ingrid froze our whole town trying to get to Emma, Zelena is a childish petty bitch, Regina is a manipulative bitch who takes heart to ensure loyalty and a control freak with OCD, Lily almost burned the town down in a fit of rage, and Emma has trust issues and eats like a child".
I sigh looking at her holding up the glass like she's making a toast before drinking it all in one go, then refilling it "The point is we are very far from perfect but, unlike the so called good guys we know it and own it, in fact we embrace it" she says dramatically.