Grieving
Restaurant
Tears fell from my orbs, one by one, onto the white tablecloth. Me, harry potter, was crying! I held the rejection letter in my hand.
Dear harry pottah,
I hate u
Why did u ask me out
……ugly scar-face
Im telling my FATHER about this
(this is me directly rejecting u)
Die, malfoy
I… don’t know what i was expecting. But it still hurt. I’ve been in love with malfoy ever since the first time i met him, since the first time i stared into his icy blue orbs. I put my head in my hands and sobbed, neglecting the slice of pizza that was placed right in front of me. The room was dim, and i could feel peoples nervous glances on my back, wondering if me, harry potter, was actually crying.
Malfoy was so amazing. Really, i couldn’t think of a better person. Hes so cool, and even though he, and his father have tried to assassinate me on MULTIPLE occasions, he’s still the best person i’ve ever met. A few years ago, in my second year of hogwarts, he tried to push me off my broom. It was so romantic. I really thought we had something special. And last year, he revealed that he had been working for the man who killed my parents. That whole scene was so dramatic, how he pulled up the sleeve of his shirt and showed me the dark mark, under the light of the full moon. We made orb contact, and i felt butterflies in my stomach.
All of the memories i had shared with draco just went up in flames in an instant. Every time he laughs, every time hes cried, how I was the one who secretly left him candy when he was in the hospital wing. Every time that we’ve raced together in quidditch, every time we’ve fight alongside one another.
The room suddenly went silent. I lifted my head slowly, peeking through my hands.
And there he was.
Draco.
Malfoy.
Right in front of me.
PART TWo
And there he was.
Draco.
Malfoy.
Right in front of me.
His beautiful icy blue orbs stared into mine, as I stared in shock. He held the letter I had dropped in his hand.
“Pottah, i-” he started slowly, with that beautiful voice that melted my heart.
“No. i get it. You don’t have to rub salt on the wound.” i said, my voice more bitter than i expected.
“You don’t understand! My father, he-” draco said, his voice starting to sound frantic.
“He what, malfoy? Im sick of hearing your lame excused. ‘My father’ this, ‘my father’ that. What has your father done now, malfoy?” I said. It hurt to speak to him so coldly. His orbs welled up, and i instantly regretted it.
“I love you pottah! I’ve loved you from the day i met you! From the first time i stared into your emerald green orbs!” It was like he was reading the script i had just recited, word for word.
“Than why? I asked, lookina down at the letter, my heart falling again.
“He- he made me write it pottah. My father made me write the letter.” now his head was in his hands, and he crumpled the paper slowly. “Im so confused. He controls me. Im just his pawn.” draco said, revealing the side of him that cant be seen through all of the death threats and jokes, the laughing and quidditch.
{time skip{draco and harry have been dating for a months, }}
I was walking up the stairs with draco, one cold, december day, while both of us were supposed to be in class. Well, more like draco took my hand and led me to the clocktower before i could argue. “Draco! Where are you taking me! We- we need to be in class!” I said, wondering why we were here, out of all places. Here, where dubledore died. Here, where my life changed forever.
He suddenly embraced me, but he was shuddering, as though he was scared. Tears were running down his orbs, but not tears of sadness. Tears of fear. “Draco? Whats wrong?” I asked while i hugged him back, confused.
“I’m sorry, harry. Im sorry.” he said, as he pulled a knife out of his robe and sunk it into my heart.
pART THREE
“M-malfoy” harry said, stumbling back, blood gushing from his heart. He fell backwards, but draco didn’t catch him, tears still pouring from his orbs.
“This- this is for the best.” Said Draco, standing over harry’s body. And just like that, he was gone. Harry lay there, dying, losing consciousness. His life flashed before his orbs, from the beginning of his journey, with the dursleys, then meeting ron, hermione, neville, defeating voldemort, and then- draco
{flashback of draco and harry}}
‘
We were in a water park, and i was standing at the top of what was supposed to be the tallest slide in the world. I could faintly see draco at the bottom, cheering me on, because this slide was meant to try to cure my fear of heights. I stepped into the release capsule, and closed my orbs while the operator counted down from three, and then the bottom of the capsule disappeared, launching me down the slide at a speed that was much faster than I had ever even imagined. But then, i heard a creak, and the whole waterslide fell down, leaving me free falling. I screamed, and since i didn’t have my wand i couldn’t save myself. Who could’ve thought. The thing that kills harry potter was a waterslide. But then, just as i was about to hit the ground, a pair of strong arms saved me. I looked up, and saw a pair of icy blue orbs and sparkling teeth that were shining so bright that i had to squint just to look at them.
“Hey, pottah.” draco said, smirking at me. He was standing on a nimbus 2001, that no doubt had been from- “my FATHER got me this broom.” he said, looking smug. “You’re lucky potter, if i had a nimbus 2000, i might not have gotten to you in time. The ‘boy who lived’ might’ve become ‘the boy who died.’”
“W-w-well, im just glad you saved me. Your my hero!” i said, my emerald green orbs sparkling with joy. Draco was super buff, probably from playing quidditch. And working out everyday.
Part Four
{{back to the present}}
{{harry is still dying}}
Footsteps crashed up the stairs to the clocktower
“harry!!!! “ ron screamed, seeing his almost dead body. “Hermione, i found him! Get madame pomfrey! Hang on mate, your gonna be ok! Wheres draco? He- he didn’t do this to you, did he?” ron said, sounding frantic. Of course, i don’t know what he was expecting from someone who was half dead. After that it was just a blur of worried looks and the hospital wing.
PART FiVE
{{flashback}}
I was walking out of the gryfindoor common room, going to visit draco in his room.
Ron: “heya, harry! Watcha doing up so early?” asked ron, who was playing wizards chess against hermione.
Hermione: “really, harry. You must get some more sleep. Its not good for you to be waking up to go… do whatever you do in draco’s room.”
Harry: “o-okay, thanks for the advice.” I waved a shaky goodbye, and walked out of the common room. As I walked down the stairs however, trying desperately to remember where the slytherin dorms were, I smelled something delicious. I followed the scent into the dining hall and ate a bagal. Then, I continued on my journey to find draco’s dorm. I passed picture frame after picture frame, until I came upon A door that I had never seen before. I opened the door, just to find snape making out with my supposedly dead father.
“Dad? Your alive?” I asked in shock.
Snape: “h-harry! I really should have told you, but lilly is not your mother. Im your mother.”
James: “oh, why if it isn’t harry! Snape is right, your our child. Lilly was irrelevant in the plot all along!” My dad said. I was so immensely disturbed that I just walked out, and headed towards where I thought was the sytherin dormitories.
Loona: “heya harry. Where are you going?” asked loona, in a wispy voice. Her orbs shined with a silvery hue.
“Oh, im trying to find the slytherin dorms.” I said, hoping she wouldn’t question further.
“Oh…. ok…. I think that its thatway, if you take those stairs to there, and then it should be on the left.” She said, pointing as she spoke.
“Ahh, thank you, your the best!” I said as I ran off in the direction she said. I finally reached the painting where the slytherin dorms were. Now I just need the password….
“What are you doing here…. Potter?” Asked pansy parkinson from behind me.
“Oh…. I’m….. uh….. Um……. Visiting draco uwu” I said, trying to make up an acceptable lie. But she saw through my act.
“Here’s the passwords for the week, in case you ever need to get in here.” said pansy, handing me a sheet of paper. The slytherins had always been very accepting of me and draco’s relationship, even though we didn’t make it official to everyone.
“Wow… pansy…. Thanks. i draconis” I said, as the picture frame swung open. I climbed through the portrait, as pansy skipped away. The common room was mostly empty, so It wasn’t too awkward when I slipped into draco’s room.
“Hey, pottah.”
PART Six
{{censored scene in draco’s room}}
I walked back to the gryfindoor common room. I muttered the password to the fat lady in the picture.
Fat lady: “potter, i wouldn’t go in there if I were you.” the fat lady said, giving me an odd look.
“Shut up. Your just a picture.” I said, disregarding her warning as I stepped into the common room. Biggest. Mistake. In. my. Life. Because there ron sat, making out with none other than….
“Krum?!?!” I yelled, my jaw dropping.
“H-h-h-harry!! Yelped ron! Sliding away from krum, blushing madly.
“What the {*(^&^%$#%^ RON! KRUMS LIKE 30 YEARS OLD YOUR DISTUBED WHAT THE $^%*&()(&^*%()(&(^%^()%^&_)(^%$&^%)_^% YOU LITTLE%*^(&)(&(^%& I CANT EVEN *%$&^(&)() BELIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SHOULD BE &^*%^& ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!! ”
“wait, you don’t understand, me and weasly…. We….” krum trailed off
“I DON”TE @$#^%&* CARE!!!! WHAT THE $%%&^*(* IS WRONG WITH THIS DAY??????? FIRST, I WALK INTO SNAPE AND MY FATHER WHO HAS BEEN ASSUMED DEAD FOR THE LAST %&^&*T*)(*&^ 17 YEARS, I JUST {{censored}} WITH DRACO, AND NOW….. YOU??????? RON, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE BETTER JUDJMENT!!!”
“HOLD ON, MATE! CALM DOWN! ME AND VICTOR HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR YEARS!! WE JUST DIDN”T TELL YOU BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU WOULDN”T UNDERSTAND!!!”
My voice became low, and deadly. “Me, not understand? I just {{censored}} with Draco, my greatest enemy. You think I, of all people wouldn’t understand? The only thing i don’t understand is why you didn’t @#$%^& tell me!” tears streamed down my face, my orbs sparkling with sadness. Now even my own best friend didn’t trust me. I walked past them, into my room.
PART SEVEN
I trudged down to the dining hall for dinner. It had been such a long day. From my father being alive, to snape being my mother, to {{censored}} with draco, krum and ron being a thing, i felt ready to pass out.
“Harry? Why do you have a slytheryn tie on?” asked hermione, sitting next to me. She took the tie and turned it over. On the back, it said ‘draco malfoy’ in shaky handwriting. I turned around, and saw draco staring at me, his orbs filled with annoyance, as he held up a gryfyndoor tie.
Hermione stifled a laugh, and i glared at her.
PART EIGHT
After dinner was finished, everyone went up to pack for the trip to hogsmeade the next day. Strange, though. I didn’t see hermione with the crowd. Usually she was the first one to start packing. I didn’t think much of it as i stayed behind. I nver rearlly liked packing. I don’t know where i was going, but my feet just led the way. Suddenly i heard something coming from a broom closet.
I pressed my ear against the door, hearing…. Bloody hell i swear to god if it was snape and my dad making out again im gonna kill him. Wait, hes already dead…. That woudn’t- NEVERMIND. I flung open the door, but not expecting to see-
“HERMIONE!!!!!!!???????? PANSY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE [[censored]]!!!!!”
THey jumped away from eacthother, blushing mAdLy
“H-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey h-h-h-h-h-h-h-harry!!! Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu”
“Oh, harry.” said pansy “sorry we meant to tell u weve been goint out for a while.”
“Yup.” said hermione. “Me and pansy….. We’re in UWU love.. UWU.”
“CAN YOU STOP SAYING UWU??!?!?!?!”uwu
“No. uwu” said hermione.
“THIS ^*&%$#@ day is (*&^%$#@^& %^$#^&^$*%^(^%$%&*()*%^#$#^&*^(&%&*(*&*%#@$%*&^”
“We understand harry.” pansy put her hand on my shoulder knowingly. My orbs burst into tears, running away to the owlry uwu. There, hedwig sat, talking to other owls.
“Hedwig, i know you’ll understand me. We’ve been besties for the resties since i was 11.i mean, today… draco [[censored]] me and than he [[censored]] and [[censored]] so hard while he [[censored]] my [[censored]]!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Hedwig then scratched my orbs out.
PART NINE
For the last time today, i made my way back to the gryfindoor common room, blood exploding from my scratched up orbs.
Ron: “BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE $%^&* OWL SCRATCHED UR &^%* ORBS OUT” ron burst into laughter, as well as everyone in the common room. Harry had already had a terrible day. And he was NOT going to get made fun of because his own owl scratched his orbs out. He was an alpha male {uwu
Harry turned into a wolf, and gallopped away, crying alpha wolf tears. He went to the forbidden forest to be emo and edgy.
The next day, after everyone had forgotten about the wolf transformation, he was chatting with ron, hermione, pansy, and krum in the silent sudy hall.
Ron: “it just dosn’t make sense!”
Hermione “i’m telling you, if you would just pay attention to ONE THING IM SAYING, you would understand.
Ron: how am i supposed to pay attention? IM busy staring into krum’s mysterious black orbs.
Hermione: “hOnEsTlY, rOnAlD.” *starts making out with pansy
Pansy: gosh, hermione, ur such a better kisser than draco
Harry: wait hold on a sec- YOUVE KISSED DRACO BEFORE???????????????? Harry said.
Pansy: and why would you care, scarface?
Hermione: *gives pansy a look*
Pansy: sorry *rolls eyes*
harry : for your iNfOrMaTioN, me and draco are-
Pansy: well, duh, we all know you guys are like a THING or whatever, but why does me and draco’s past relationship concern you?” pansy said defensively.
Hermione: what she MEANS to say, is her and draco are in the past now. They broke up three years ago, the night of the yule ball. Pansy and draco went together, me and krum [barfing noises] went together, and then u and ron went with parvati and padma. But after the party,” *hermione leaned in like it was a secret.* “Pansy caught draco making out with… you tell him ron.”
Ron: Harry- don’t get mad. We were both young. Pansy walked in on…. Me and draco….. Well……” ron lowered his head in shame. Harry just stared at him in shock.
Harry: ron. Please. Tell. me. You. did. Not. make. Out. with. My boyfriend.
Ron: *now crying “Im sorry, mate! I- i just- hes so-”
Harry: *eyes turing red RONALD WEASLEYYYYYYYYY I CAN’T #@$%^&$ BELIEVE YOU!!!!! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF $#%^&^ I THOUGHT U WERE MY @#$%^& FRIEND!!!!!!!!! U WERE WITH DRACO IN OUR FOURTH YEAR?!?!?!?!
Ron: *crying harder “no, mate, its not like that! That night, we just-”
harry : $#%$^#@#% YOU RON!! AND Y’KNOW WHAT?! YESTERDAY ME AND DRACO [[censored]] IM SURE YOU’LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR THAT, YOU LITTLE !@$#%^@%^
Professor a mcGonagall walked over.
“If you can’t keep quiet, come for detention, mr. POTTAH. Meet me in my office, after dinner.”
Krum: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH u got detention
Harry: shut the #@*$ up baldy
PART TEN
I trudged up the staircases to mcdonaldss office. I can’t believe i actually got detention. Me, the fAmOuS hArRy PoTtEr. Suddenly, as i stopped to knock on the door to her office, i heard the intruder alarm ring. The death eaters were here. Hundreds of them swarmed the castle, blasting open doors and windows. I ducked a few death spells, and pulled the invisibility cloak above my head. Running down the stairs, i shouted my friend’s names over and over, but the crowds of battling teachers, death eaters, and other students was so chaotic that I got pushed off of the railing of the stairs, falling down, down, down, and somehow landing in the basement. I rubbed my orbs, slowly adjusting to the lack of light. I heard something, muffled. Holding my wand in front of me for protection, i walked towards the noise. Turning the corner i gasped and clapped my hand over my mouth in surprise. Because (you guessed it!) there stood bellatrix lestrange and eren jaeger’s mom
making out.
WHAT.
THE.
[[censored]].
I screamed, in horror. Yes, i had watched aot. So yes, i knew who carla jaeger was. And yes, i knew that she was dead. IS DEAD. But i guess not. Because she seems to be having a reeaalll good time right now. Bellatrix turned towards me after she heard my uwu cream. Her orbs were filled with eMoTiOn.
Carla: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ellatrix! Don’t kill the boy!” carla said as belatrix pointed her wand at me.
bellatrix : “oooohhhhh, look who it is. The pottah boy. I want him DEAD!1!!!!!” belatrix said with an evil cackle.
Carla: no! bellatrix , you mustn’t! He- he reminds me too much of my son, eren. The one i left behind after i died. I hope he is still living happily, married to mikasa.
Harry: what the #@$%^&. What. the. @#$%^. Carla. First of all, mikasa and eren are like, siblings. Thats incest. Second of all, do you even KNOW what happens in the rest of the series after you die? In the first @#$#%&% episode? Eren legit grows up to be the villain. Even mikasa is against him. He grows up to be a titan and lead an army of titans to destroy all other people on the earth. Get your facts strait, woman.
Carla: *crying* MY SON GREW UP TO BE A TITANNNN
Harry: oh. Also? The titan that ate you was actually your husbands first wife.
Carla: *bawling* I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS MARRIED BEFORE ME
Harry: dude. He was married and he had a son.
Carla: A SON?!?!?!?!?!?!
Bellatrix: oh, i didn’t know u watched aot. Did u finish the series?
Harry: yup. The fourth season was trash tho. Such a waste of time. The theme song sucked too.
Bellatrix: omg right??!?!?!?!
{(start bonding over aot)}
({carla is still crying because her son grew up to be a villain)}
PART ELEVEN
{walking and talking with bellatrix while carla cried}
Ron: harry? What are you doing with bellatrix?
Harry: oh, hi ron. Me and bellatrix are friends now.
Ron: oh, ok. Have fun then. *walks away*
Carla: THERE HE IS!” said carla, pointing to something in the distance. Harry squinted, and he saw what carla was pointing at. There, right in front of the castle, was eren jaeger and his army of titans.
“What the $@#% is that eren jaeger?” harry asked, turning to carla.
“Yes! Thats my son! Harry, who is that next to him? Is it mikasa? Did they get married yet?” asked carla, who obviously ships insest because eren and mikasa are adopted siblings.
Harry: “oh, um….. Let me see……. Thats ackerman!”
Carla: “oh, thank god! He and mikasa will be so happy together-”
Harry: “no, no, no, not MIKASA ackerman. The other ackerman”
Carla: “wait its not mikasa?!?!?! Whos the other ackerman? I only know one ackerman.”
Harry: “no, its LeVi AcKeRmAn”
Carla “.......................*dies from shock* *revieves* *dies again* *revieves*ISN”T LEVI LIKE THIRTY YEARS OLD?!?!?!?!?!?! EREN SHOULD BE 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Bellatrix “awww, i ship it.”
Harry: “same.”
Carla: “sigh. As long as he’s happy, i guess.” said carla. Eren jumped off of the titan, on levi’s back. They landed in front of bellatrix, harry and carla.
Levi: step away, scum, eren would like to speak to his mother.
Harry: why you, little-
Levi: *gives harry a dirty look*
bellatrix : j-j-j-just do what he says.levi can kill us in two seconds if we don’t obey.
“Mother. its been six years. “
“Erernnnnnnnnn!! Oh how i’ve missed you! And you’ve got yourself a boyfriend!! He looks so sweet!!!” carla exclaimed, hugging eren. Eren is emo and edgy, so he didn’t hug her back. “You’ve grown so much!!!!!!! Oh my dear baby you’re so big and strong now!!!!!” said carla, in tears.
“Please move away. I do not like physicall affection.” said eren, being emo.
“W-what? I’m just hugging you!” said carla, confused.
“Please move away.”
“Eren!! What is wrong with you! This is not how i raised you!” said carla, disappointed in how emo and edgy eren had become.
“The weak to not get to decide how their children behave.”
“Excuse me?!?! I am not WEAK! How dare you! I had to deal with YOU as a son for ten years!”
“Yes. ten years. You died, a weak, useless woman. Levi, lets go back to our emo edgy titan cave.”
ERen: ok.
ChAPTER TWELVE
“Huh, that was weird.” harry said, as eren, levi, and his titans disappeared into the distance to go to their emo edgy titan cave.
“But wow. Eren jaeger in the flesh.” said bellatrix, totally uwuing over eren.
{carla leaves universe]
[the next night]
[after dinner]
Hermione: hey pansy!” hermione said, catching up with him in the corridors.
Ron: hey hermione!”
Bellatrix: hey ron!”
Krum: hey bellatrix!”
Pansy: hey krum!”
Pansy: *pansy screams*
Ron: bLoOdY hElL, why did you scream?!?! *snape runs away bc hes scared of children*
Pansy “l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-look o-o-o-o-o-o-over t-t-t-t-t-t-t-there” pansy said, pointing down an abandoned hallway. There stood harry and draco, passionately making out.
Hermione: “so THATS what he does when he says he has to leave early after dinner…”
Pansy “no surprise THERE, i guess. But you think thats bad- my bedroom is right next to his, when harrys around, i hear a LOOOTTTTT worse. The walls are pretty thin you know. I mean-”
Hermione: “please- please don’t go into detail. Believe me, i’ve seen enough. I read harry’s diary once, and- well- it was mostly just describing [[censored]] with draco…. I washed my eyes with bleach after that.”
Ron: “i feel u, hermione. I mean, im on the quidditch team and after the games, i see what harry and draco do. God, i wish i could unsee it.
Krum: “i don’t spend much time with either of them, so i wouldn’t know.
Bellatrix: “............. when i abducted harry and brought him to the draco’s mansion, well… i told draco to watch harry and not to let him escape, and…. When i came back… well……… i’ve never seen anything so…… well, i’ll just leave it at that.
Pansy: *takes a picture*
PART THIRTEEN
{{back to the present}}
Ron: “harry! You’re awake!” ron said, as harry sat up and rubbed his head.
Harry: “ugh… what happened?” harry said. “it was like a dream. I-”
Ron: “well, i found you on the stairs, and- and you were bleeding, like a lot.” ron said.
Harry: “where’s draco? Is he ok? Wait-” then harry remembered. How draco had tried to kill him. “Ron? Tell me where draco is.”
Ron: “i- i dunno! Nobody could find him! Now listen, harry, while you were passed out, some time passed.”
Harry: “how much time? A day?”
Ron: “well- more like a month.”
Harry: “A MONTH?!?!?!?!?!?
{{ron calms harry down, and gets him out of the hospital wing since hes ok now}}
Hermione: harry!! Your awake!!” said hermione, embracing me.
{{a year passes, harry lives happily, but still can’t forget about draco.}}
Ron: hey, harry, can u go get some mcgonagall’s- i mean, mcdonalds?
Harry: yea, what do you want?
Ron: naw, bro, im broke.
Harry: did i asked you if you were broke?
Ron: no
Harry: so what do you want?
Ron: *sniff* a ten piece
Harry: cool i’ll be back in like thirty minutes, the nearest mcgonagall’s- i mean, mcdonalds is like ten minutes away. Hermione! Ron, ask hermione what she wants.
Ron: yo, hermione! What do you want?
Hermione: i’ll have an egg mcmuffin and an iced coffee please
Pansy: coffee for me too, and chickie nuggies uwu iwi awa owo
Krum: i’ll have a chocolate pretzel mcflurry and a fanta
Harry: ew
Krum: #@$% you.
Harry: no one drinks fanta
Krum: i do
Harry: exactly
Krum: no comment
Bellatrix: i’ll have a caramel frappe and a cheesburger
Eren: i’ll have a big mac because im an uwu emo edgy titan alpha male owo
Harry: where did you come from?
Eren: ur mom
Harry: ….. My moms dead
Eren: omg same bro
{{manly friendship}}
Levi: i’ll have the spicy deluxe crispy chicken sandwich and an m&m mcflurry
Fred: try saying that five times fast
George: spicydeluxecrispychickensandwichandanm&mmcflurry
Fred: spicydeluxecrispychickensandwichandanm&mmcflurry
George: spicydeluxecrispychickensandwichandanm&mmcflurry
Fred: spicydeluxecrispychickensandwichandanm&mmcflurry
Levi: Could you two STOP IT
Zeke: i’ll have the 4 piece chicken mcnuggies happy meal and a dr.pepper
Levi: …… please never say the word mcnugggies again
Zeke: mcnuggies
Levi: stop
Zeke mcnuggies
Levi: i’ll kill you
Zeke: mcnuggies
Levi: one more time, i dare you
Zeke: ……………mcnuggies
Levi: *strangles zeke*
Mikasa: i’ll have whatever eren has uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu * insest simping*
Annie: i’ll have whatever mikasa has uwuwuwuwuwuuwuwu *simping*
Ymir: i’ll have whatever annie has wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw *simping*
Historia: i’ll have whatever ymir has uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu *simping*
Levi: simps.
Annie: shortie.
Levi: blondie
Annie: cleaning freak
Levi: marley scum
Historia : u-u-u-u-um uwuwuwuw break it up you guys i wish peace and love for everyone uwu
Ymir: shut the #$*%^ up historia
Historia: *starts crying*
Ymir: idiot
Historia: *cries harder*
Harry:..... Ok i’ll be back in a few
Everyone: Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn, a nd cauldron bubble
Double, double toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes
{{harry leaves and drives for a while before pulling up to mcdonalds}}
“Hey, i’ll have: a ten piece, an egg mcmuffin and an iced coffee, another iced coffee and chickie nuggies,{uwu iwi awa owo}}, a chocolate pretzel mcflurry and a fanta, a caramel frappe and a cheesburger, a big mac (because erens an uwu emo edgy titan alpha male owo) , the spicy deluxe crispy chicken sandwich and an m&m mcflurry, the 4 piece chicken mcnuggies happy meal and a dr.pepper, another of what erens having, another of what annie’s having, another of what ymirs having, and another of what mikasas having.” I said to the mcdonalds worker, getting out my wallet.
“Wow, thats quite an order. You must have a big family.” said the mcdonalds worker.
“No, I-” I started to say, but as I looked up to the mysterious mcdonalds worker, my draw dropped. It was just like the night, in the restaurant.
Because there he was.
Draco.
Malfoy.
Right in front of me.
PART FOURTEEN
Because there he was.
Draco.
Malfoy.
Right in front of me.
“Hey there, harry.” Draco said, with a smile that melted my heart. “It’s been a year.”
My first impulse was to embrace him. The one person i love. But the person (among others) who had tried to kill me. I didn’t know what to say. His (read by jae) iCy bLuE oRbS (back to narration) were so cold that i could feel the winter emanating from them. But why was draco malfoy at mcdonalds? He was wearing a yellow shirt, with a red apron, like anyone else.
“W-w-w-w-w-w-why are you at mcdonalds?” I asked sounding dumb. But he just laughed.
“Hah, after a year, the first thing you say is a question?”
“You tried to kill me.” i said. His eyes went dark.
“I did.”
“Why did you do it?”
“Because I didn’t deserve you. Don’t deserve you.”
“I don’t understand.”
“You don’t need to.”
“I do.”
“......I didn’t want to get hurt.”
“What would hurt you about being in love?”
“That's exactly it, harry. Love. Love would hurt me.”
“But i love you.”{ said harry, tears almost spilling down his orbs.
“It dosn’t matter! I’m not worthy of your love! My father has committed sins worse than death! Harry, My father works for the person who killed your parents!”
“But like you said, it dosn’t matter! You don’t work for him! Your father does! You deserve to be in love, Just like I do, like Ron does, like hermione, does, like pansy does, like krum *barfs*”
“No! I don’t!”
“Draco! Please, come back to hogwarts”
“N0b0dy w0uld except me again.”
“They w0uld! Please, I l0ve, you, drac0!”
“Please, just leave. Live happy with0ut me. Have a g00d life.”
“No! Draco, I love you very much”
“0K fine”
Then they got married.
THEY DIE
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THE END
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