THE MARAUDERS CHAT:
Prongs:
HOLAAAAAAAAAA
Lily:
Oh my god no, go bother your Gremlin Bookworm.
Prongs:
rude.
Padfoot:
LMFAOOOOOO
"gremlin bookworm"
Perfect description of Reg
I think I might just marry you for that Lil's
Lilyflower:
with pleasure darling.
Moony:
Well, there goes my marriage I guess.
Lilyflower:
You're welcome, love :)
Sorry it had to be over that Satanic spawn tho
Prongs:
OI THAT'S MY REGGIE YOUR TALKING ABOUTTT!!!
Reggie:
Darling, if you're going to defend me, at least do it grammatically correct sweetheart <3
Prongs:
Why? Do you have a reward in mind if I do my love? (;
Reggie:
I guess you'll just have to find out, mon amor.
Padfoot:
OMG GROSS!!!
NO FLIRTING IN FRONT OF ME!!!
Prongs:
Pads, we've been married for over 10 years, I'm allowed to flirt with my husband.
So respectively,
GET
OVER
IT
Padfoot:
Nope, never
Not after last Halloween
Prongs:
You've got to be kidding me.
Reggie:
Oh, Merlin, you're such fucking drama queen
You can't keep bringing this up every fucking time you want to have a go at James and me for acting like an actual bloody couple.
Not to mention we STILL had our fucking clothes on when you rudely interrupted us...
So really, there is nothing to complain about.
Padfoot:
UMM NO
THERE IS A LOT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT!
YOU WERE FUCKING SHIRTLESS
AND IN THE MIDST OF YANKING OFF JAMES' JUMPER!!!
Prongs:
So?
need I remind you that we shared a dorm together for 7 years and Regulus is your brother?
Either of us shirtless isn't something you haven't seen before.
Padfoot:
Yes but walking into the sight of your best friend and baby brother eating each other's faces off was something I never intended to see and will haunt me for the rest of my days.
Reggie:
Oh for fucks sake, you're such a dramatic cunt.
Padfoot:
Right back at you bitch
Reggie:
Arsehole
Padfoot:
Dickhead
Reggie:
Over the top Drama Queen
Padfoot
Unwanted disease
Reggie:
Attention whore.
Padfoot:
Incest-child
Reggie:
Sirius, you are also an Incest child, dumbass.
Padfoot:
Yeah but I'm disowned :)
Reggie:
SO AM I SHITFACE!!!
Lilyflower:
OKAY, CHILDREN!!!
I think it's time for you guys to shut up before we're all left with permanent headaches.
So, are drinks on Saturday confirmed?
Prongs"
Heck yeah!!
Reggie:
You know what, sure thing.
Prongs:
YAY <33
Reggie:
<3 <3 <3
Padfoot:
So long as James and Reg aren't flirting.
Lilyflower:
Moony, you in?
Moony:
If those two behave themselves then why not
Lilyflower:
My expectations don't go that far my friend.