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“Avengers initiative has been activated. Roman and Barton, please get Bruce Banner. Everything you need to know is in that folder and that one is everything Bruce needs to know. You will not be bringing him in for Hulk but for his scientific abilities.
Coulson you are on bringing in Tony stark. You will be the leader of this team. Everything you need is in that folder and the other one is for him. If he disagrees to coming with his full iron man suit (Not like on him but with him idk how to explain it.) tell him we know about Jarred.
We will all meet back here in 3 days at 3:00 P.M. to discuss Harry Potter. By that time you should all know everything in the file I gave you. If you happen to run into Thor please do tell him about our meeting and offer for him to come.” Furry said well handing out folders.
Three days in the future :0
“Agents Roman and Barton have returned with Doctor Bruce for the meeting in 1 hour. And Jarvis has confirmed Stark will show up at 3:00.” Coulson said giving a rundown of Romans report.
“Thor has also promised to come because his brother is back and with Harry. He said he will give the whole rundown while in the meeting. He seems to think Harry has been kidnapped by Loki.” Coulson said then left to check in on Bruce. And give Furry time to think about that.
1 Hour later ig
“Why are we here Sir Mister Director Furry?” Tony said mockingly. “If you have read the file you should know it's about Harry James Potter. And how he is currently with Loki, Stark.” Furry replied in his usual attitude.
“Thor here is going to brief us on why Loki is on Earth and not Asgard.” Furry says “cough cough yes sir teacher” Tony says and sits down like he's at school then after a moment of silence Thor starts. “Loki was adopted and didn't know tell a month ago and when he found out he went a little berserk and Father sent him down here. To hopefully learn something, I tried to protest but...”
“Ok so Loki is with Harry, because? Also where did Harry get that ship? The file didn't specify.” Bruce asked voice of concentrated calm being around this many... Strong personalities was tough for Hulk.
“That is a good question, I still don't know why my brother is with a human child, as he does find them quite annoying.” Thor replied just as confused about that. “The ship was built by Harry.” Coulson answered. “But how that takes so much manpower? It must have taken over 100 men at least a month. That's not even considering how much work it took to make all the technology in it.” Tony stated but in a questioning tone. “I mean it took him by himself two months but we really don't know anything else.” Coulson say.
“You are trying to tell me a ten year old made that ship?” Tony says kinda angry Jarvis hadn't picked this beautiful ship up on any cameras or even the little hacker and apparent ship builder. “Yep.” Clint says like Tony was a little dumb in the head. “Okay well do you guys at least have better photos?” Tony questioned wanting to see the craftsmanship better than that shity photo they gave.
“Nope that’s our best one.” Natasha said bitterly. “How is that the best phot you have? You guys are shield you have more government funding than I did.” Tony said bewildered. “Every time someone got to close they got knocked out by a pine cone or hit by a tranquilizer dart. Then when they awoke they where back at shield with a sorry note in there bag.” Furry says super angry that they had been taunted.
“A PINE CONE?!?!?” Fart poopy yells (Tony) shocked because shield agents are supposed to be the best of the best.
(btw I don't want to write this anymore so it's getting skipped over;3)
In the Quinjet 2:23
“Let's have Thor go in first since it's his brother through whatever window Bruce thinks is the best. Natasha will follow in around five minutes so we are less suspicious and if needed Clint and Stark will take down their plane. Natasha will go behind Thor in 5 minutes so we are less suspicious and if needed take care of over the top obstacles. So Thor will have a better opening to get his brother. Bruce, you are on making sure that we can track them everywhere in case they get away. And scoping out anything needed (like the window.). If loki holds hostages Harry comes first. Harry would be appreciated but Loki is the main one to catch.” Coulson said well the group started suiting up.
“Clint and I know Harry so if we need to we can help him more than anyone else here.” Natasha said very compassionate compared to her usual self surprising everyone except Clint and Thor since one knew her to well and the other didn’t know her at all. “Ok so if that situation happens Natasha and Clint have full control on what to do.” Coulson said fully trusting his best agents.
“Okay Thor go, then in about 5 minutes you go Natasha. Clint and Tony be ready to fire and everyone keep there earpiece on. And for the love of everything listen well.” Coulson said looking straight at Tony. Three minutes after Thor went in through a window as quiet as a man that big can he came flying out the same window before it repaired itself.
“What the hell just happened Thor?!?” Coulson ask well everyone else kinda just stares at the window in mild shock. “the window just… how? But that doesn’t make sense.” Bruce says before Thor can say anything. “It was magic obviously. But how it was not my brothers magic is concerning. Or infact any wizard on earth I know of. Heimdall Has told me about all of them. None can hide from Heimdall not even the Allfather.” Thor says concerned about how it was possible.
Yet before the rest of the team can express concern about everything in that sentence a plop is heard. And a soaked Loki is in front of them tied up. Then a blanket is seemingly tucked around him and a letter addressed to someone named Lux and Clint taped on Lokis head. (I’m pretty sure I physically can’t write anything for Tony it’s so embarrassing to try and write it help. (Dw I changed it so he has more lines before lmao.))
“Who the hell is lux? Clint the fuck?” Tony says (I did it I think *cheers from you ik ik.) “Natasha. Now can we go! Or do we still have to get Harry?” Clint says like nothing went wrong at all. Then he picks up the letter reads it in like twenty seconds and hands it to Natasha. Giggling up a storm muttering something about it was Harrys friend.
“Well what’s it say?” Tony asks very nastily. So Natasha starts in the most Harry accurate voice ever.
“Hi, it’s Harry Potter remember like 3 months ago we met at my house but me and Rowan were grabbed. Sorry about that by the way Bucky didn’t mean to. He said he was super sorry! He’ll apologize in person if you want though. Well, I’ll make him but only if you want. Oh that’s what I was going to say! Do you guys want to meet at lmis park in a hour to see my ship? I still haven’t gotten luxs real name! Also sorry mister Thor for throwing you out Rufus said you would be ok btw your hammer is beautiful! Oh and tell Loki I’m sorry about throwing him In the ocean! I would tell him my self but I promised Bucky I wouldn’t go near him ever again. Also please stop following us now even if we did hack you guys it’s not fair to tape, it didn’t and you guys are scaring it really bad! You also scared Bucky and now he’s saying I can’t go near you guys again! Oh, and if you guys get an angry letter from Death ignore it it's mad Loki lied to me and about the “God of magic” thing. I still can't believe he said that!
Harry Potter
Just then another letter popped up on the ships ceiling. Than ten more. Then a hundred more. Then thousands so much it covered every surface in the ship even under people. Finally a beautiful handmade stool popped in and a singular magnificent letter in pink and white was formed there. They were all addressed to Thor and Loki. Everyone picked one up to read. Thor grabbed the one on the stool per Asgard costume.
Dear Odinson brothers if you don’t mind keeping Loki from saying he’s the god of magic it would be much desired, for all of us. If you decide not to heed to this warning, you all can consider him dead. And if that is not threat enough I promise to murder anything important to you and your brother. Except if it’s important to my master. There is only one true master/thing of magic and it’s insulting that Loki believes himself so. Ignore anything Harry said about me previously.
Xoxoxo Death. (Death made a bet with Harry when he was young about something and now has to sign everything xoxoxo Death. Lmao idk (I have missed so many opportunities to make harry and death moments kms.))
“Okay, well! Clint and Natasha, are you guys going to the park?” Bruce asked trying not to think about the whole magic or Deaths letter part. “We obviously have to go!” Clint answered already done with the mission in his mind.
“If you guys go you have to have backup,” Coulson said already too drained to say they absolutely couldn't go to see a magical child that knows Death and maybe Deaths master scratch that totally is Death's master. A position that he didn't even know existed. Why does he still work this shitty job? “Bruce and I can go!” Tony says excited to meet the master of death and the one who hacked Jarvis and shield at only ten.
“Tony you and Thor need to bring Loki back. Bruce can go though!” Coulson said. “Thats no fair! I don't wanna bring that wet Ed Sheeran back!” Tony said in fake anger. “Who's Ed Sheeran?” Thor asked. “Plus I want to meet whoever hacked Jarvis and Shield!” Tony said ignoring Thor. “I have take Loki home to Asgard. Not Shield?” “Asgard is no home of mine.” Loki said finally out of the shocked phase. “Not now Loki!”
“Man you guys need therapy.” Clint said one of the best possible answers for them. “What is therapy?” Thor asked once again clueless. “A treatment intended to help people overcome stuff or help broken families in your case.” (kinda bad definition but idc) Bruce answered. Then Natasha started to talk to Clint who they thought Bucky was. “Where do you find a therapist?” Thor asked seriously considering bringing Loki to one for all his shit.
“Shield has some you can see if you want.” Coulson said. “So can I go pretty please sir Coulson?” Tony asked annoyingly. “Fine whatever. Just don't be jealous when you find out the kid is better than you.” Coulson retorted knowing a lot more than the rest about Harry since Furry is a worry wort.
“Better than me? Please, I already know he sucks.” Tony says sticking his tongue out childishly. “He speaks 5 different languages.” Natasha states defensively. “Hey keep talking and whoever that Bucky man is will hear about it.” Bruce said also defending the kid the best way he knew how. “In Asgard it makes you a low man to make fun of a child.” Thor says like Tony is low to even think of making fun of a child.
“That child is ten thousand times better than you could ever be. I would not have been defeated by a person even the same level as you.” Loki says with venom in his voice because of the defeat. He was still quite fond of the child that was much like his younger self. Though he would never say that.
“Jesus it was a joke guys! I didn't mean it, and what do you mean defeated the almighty loki a God?” Tony said kinda concerned about the last part of Lokis's sentence. “Not really that shocking if you had been with him more than an hour.” Loki said looking straight at Clint and Natasha.
“All he would ever talk about is being mad he couldn't find your real name and instead had to go look for “Stupid Steve!”. It was quite funny he built a whole ship to find that one man even when he didn't want to because everyone else wanted to. A child with that much power could have done whatever he wanted including kill “my Almighty Father” (air quotes bbg).” Loki says with so much anger that he had gotten caught. The others thought it was because he didn't like to waste time and wanted the boy under his control which wasn't 100% untrue.
“Wait, Steve? And Harry's friend Bucky... What does that sound like?”Clint asked the group. “Well that sounds like Captain America and Bucky Barnes but they're both dead,” Bruce answered. “Whoever it is I need some photos of him so Natasha and Tony you guys are on that. We can find him from there.” Coulson said.