Just a little bit of Chaos
October 22nd 1997
Harry awakens and stares at the canopy above him. It takes him a few minutes to remember where he was.
Harry finally remembers that he was at Grimmauld place, with his newly found Aunt, Wanda Maximoff who was the Empress of Chaos Magic.
Harry's stomach rumbles at that moment and he decides it's time to hop out of bed. So he climbs from the bed and heads to the wardrobe to pick out some clothes. He grabs a pair of jeans, a Pink Floyd shirt that he had taken from Sirius's room and a pair of boxers.
Harry heads to the bathroom to take care of his ablutions and dress for the day.
Once Harry was dressed for the day, he headed down the stairs to the kitchen.
Upon arrival in the kitchen he sees Wanda dressed in black jeans, and a dark red sweater with her hair pulled back into a ponytail. She has both hands wrapped around a steaming cup.
Entering the kitchen Harry says Hello. But as Wanda wasn't fully awake, she just grunts
Winky of course says, "Hello Master Harry. Would you like some tea and breakfast?"
Harry replies, "I'll have some black Assam tea. And with breakfast leave off the mushrooms and black pudding this morning."
Winky nods and goes back to the stove to make sure that everything was ready.
Winky floats over an English Breakfast to Harry, while she floats over to Wanda Sunnyside up eggs, sausage patties (American style) and toast. They go about eating and talking in monosyllables.
After breakfast, Harry heads back to the library.
He asks "Are you ready for me to finish up my story?"
Wanda sighs, "Go ahead Nephew."
Harry starts.
At one point during the summer after sixth year Harry. He said that he began to clean out his trunk. And at the time he was just a basic trunk, a place for clothes, places for school work and a small place for books. He goes on to say that he was sorting through everything, what he should take with him (transfiguration books, Books on different charms, books on Defense against the dark arts, etc.) and what he shouldn't take (lockflops books, old essays, broken quills, broken ink pots, etc.)
At one point he comes across the parts of the communication mirror that Sirius gave him. It's at that point after folding it up in a scarf that he grabs some food for himself.
While eating he decided to read some articles about Dumbleflop. Some were sympathetic, while others were critical. In some obituaries it was revealed that Dumb dumb's father Percival hated muggles and supposedly attacked three muggle boys that earned Percival and imprisonment in Azkaban where he was supposed to have died.
The other article is an interview with Rita Skeeter (Rita the Beetle), concerning an upcoming biography about Dumbleflop titled The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore.
In the book she hints that Dumbledore killed his sister Ariana and that at one time he was married to the wizarding supremacist Gellert Grindelwald.
He also learns that Albus had kids with Grindlewort, and supposedly Albus killed them later on in life after learning that they lied to him about being magical.
He says that he did have some regrets when he never asked Bigheadmaster about his past but Harry states that he pushed it to the back of his mind as he was leaving number 4 Privet Drive that night.
He says that later on he managed to convince the Dursleys that they should leave to avoid the death munchers capturing them. Eventually two Order of the Flaming Chicken members Dedalus Diggle and Hestia Jones appear as an escort to their undisclosed location. (Yes Harry did the security questions that best he could with these two)
As they were about to leave, Dudley admits to Harry that he cares about him (Harry) and thanks him for saving his soul from the Dementors, and they shake hands.
Tunia bursts into tears as she can't believe what her gentleman of a son was, when Jones injected saying that Dudley hadn't really said 'Thank you' but Harry tells her he did in his own way
Petunia looks back and says "You didn't lose just a mother that night at Godric's Hollow. I lost my only sister." And with those final words, Dedalus, Hestia and the Dursleys leave Privet Drive.
Soon enough the rest of the Order of the Fried Chicken arrived with a horrible plan to polyjuice certain members to look like Harry. This was in order for Harry to be able to sneak away from the house and hopefully avoid being captured by Lord Vomit-face.
Harry tells Wanda that he initially opposed the plan but in the end he agreed to it, as he realized that he had no other choice.
So it's Ron, Fred, and George Weasley, along with Hermione Granger, Fleur Delacour, and Mundungus Fletcher, that had decided that they would be the ones to take the polyjuice so that they could act as decoys.
Each depart with a different member (Ron with Nymphadora Tonks, Fred with his father Arthur, George with Remus Lupin, Hermione with Kingsley Shacklebolt, Fleur with Bill, and Mundungus with Alastor Moody) to protect everyone while riding on brooms or thestrals while Harry says that he left with Hagrid in the sidecar that had been attached to Sirius's black 1959 Triumph 650 T 120 Bonneville motorcycle.
However the plan goes apeshit as they were attacked by Death Greeters (Death Eaters) as soon as they were in the air, and Hedwig supposedly died after being hit with a green light.
Harry fights off the Death munchers by firing curses and hexes that are borderline dark and some that are gray while Hagrid was using a number of gadgets that the motorcycle was now equipped with: such as a deployable solid brick wall, a net, and a dragon-fire booster.
The Munchers soon discovered the real Harry as he attempted to disarm the Imperiused Stan Shunpike.
Moments later Lord Snack face joined the pursuit. Harry says that at one point Hagrid jumped off the bike at a Death Greeter, and that as Snakeums was about to kill him, his wand acted of its own accord and shit a powerful curse at Lord nose less that broke the wand he was using.
Voldeywort attempted to strike again but at the last moment he entered the protective charms and wards that surrounded The Tonks Home. And because of how powerful the wards are Voldeywort moldy was unable to follow him.
Harry then chuckles, he says that he pulled a prank on Voldetwat as he used a little bit of wandless magic and made it so that whenever someone said Harry's name a wig would appear on Voldetwat's head.
Harry states that he found Hagrid as he had crash landed in the garden. Harty got out a simple "Hagrid '' before he collapsed in exhaustion.
Harry utters that when he woke up he met Nymphodora's parents Andromeda and Ted Tonks who had been taking care of Hagrid and him.
Tonks' parents show the two a portkey that will transport them to the Burrow.
Once at the Burrow the casualties are counted: Hedwid was supposedly killed by a killing curse but Harry utters that he didn't believe she was dead that there was something in his heart and mind that was saying she wasn't dead. Severus Snape has cut off George's ear, and that Mad Eye Moody was killed by Voldewatts himself.
Georgie of course cracks a joke about his ear being gone by saying that he felt Saint like because he was holey.
Later on at the Burrow, Harry receives a vision about his escape as a result of the mental connection between him and voldeywort, in which he questioned Garrick Ollivander the man who crafted the wands, about why Harry's wand acted the way it did. But Garrick was unable to answer.
But Harry has a hypothesis that he was getting stronger and that his magic was acting that way according to Harry's strength of Will.
Harry goes on to say that during their time at the Burrow, Harry, Hermione and Ron were kept busy with preparations for the upcoming nuptials of Bill and Fleur.
He states that he suspected that Molly was keeping them busy in an attempt to delay them.
Nonetheless, they do manage to get together so that they can discuss their plans so that they can complete dumb dumb's quest and destroy the remaining Horcruxes that housed Voldeywort's soul.
Soon it was close to Harry's 17th birthday and he dreamt of moldy voldy searching for someone called Gregorovitch.
When his birthday finally comes around, he receives a number of gifts, the most useful besides a new sneakoscope was books on curse breaking and books on ancient runes. Knowing that Harry was about to leave, Ginny catches him alone and kisses him passionately, so that Harry would have something to remember Ginny by, which of course Won Won interrupts. Ron just claims that it was an accident and that he didn't mean to interrupt them.
Later on that afternoon Rufus Scrimgeour, the Minister for Magic arrives at the Burrows so that he can leave to Harry, Ron, and Hermione their bequests from Dumbleflop's will.
Ron receives some kind of device called the Deluminator which would remove all the lights in a surrounding area
Hermione receives a book titled The Tales of Beedle the Bard. The book is the wixen world's version of fairy tales that are written in Runes.
Harry was to receive Godric Gryffindor's Sword and his first ever Golden Snitch that he caught in his first Quidditch Match.
The sword was withheld, because the Minister claimed that it wasn't Dumbleflop's to give.
But Harry reminds Wanda, that he already has the real Sword with him and that the one in the headmasters office was a fake.
All three try to figure out the purpose of the objects that they received but of course they were forced to give attention in the upcoming nuptials that would take place the next day.
Harry pauses and takes a sip of his tea and as he needed to take a break and hydrate his dry throat.
Soon he continues, saying that with some help from some advanced charm work he attended the wedding as Ron's Cousin Barney. While Ron and Hermione were dancing at the reception Harry speaks with Elphias Doge and Ron's great Aunt Muriel Prewett; from Muriel he learns about the less than savory details about Dumbbells past. As he had a sister named Ariana whose whole existence has been washed away as Muriel believes that Ariana was a Squib and she then speculates on who killed Ariana was it Albus or Aberforth that killed her.
Elphias was shocked and couldn't believe what Muriel was saying and he was brought to tears for hearing the lies.
Harry tells Wanda that Elphias and Albus had been lovers after Albus was married.
During the reception, Kingsley's Lynx Patronus interrupts, warning everyone that Voldetwat had taken control of the Ministry and that Rufus had been killed.
The golden trio apparate from the wedding arriving first at Tottenham Court Road that was located in muggle London. While there they make it for a cafe to settle down and plan their next course of action. They had thought that they were safe but two Death Eaters had arrived and upon arrival they attacked the trio.
The trio defeat the death munchers by sheer dumb luck, but they thought that they were in trouble by being in public, so they decided to flee to 12 Grimmauld Place, the former headquarters of the Order of that Flaming Flamingo, where hopefully they can hide.
Harry tells Wanda that there were some concerns on whether or not Snape could get in with reinforcements from Death Greeters. But all too soon their fears were put to rest when they reached the dilapidated house.
Upon the very first day there Harry tells Wanda that the initials in the FAKE locket R.A.B stands for Regulus Arcturus Black, he was the deceased brother of Sirius and formerly a Death muncher. Harry states that he, Ron, and Hermione had begun to search the house for the real one.
They all realize that the real locket had been in the house at one point. Unable to find it, Harry calls forth Kreacher, the house elf of the black family.
Harry sighs, but continues stating that Kreacher told them that he had help voldeywort place the real locket in the cave. But Regulus learnt of what Voldetawt did, he ordered Kreacher to take him to the cave so that he could swap out the pieces as the Black Family would've been better if they had never gotten involved with old snake face. Supposedly Regulus was killed in the swapping of the lockets.
While they were waiting for Kreacher to return with the locket they are visited by Remus. He goes on to say that the voldetwat controlled Ministry and Death munchers are searching for Harry, that they were claiming that he had a hand in Dumbleflop's death and that they were now openly persecuting Wizard and Witches that are of muggle descendent. Remus had then asked if he could join them in their quest,he didn't want to remain with his Wife, Tonks who was pregnant with their child because he feared that the kid would be a werewolf like he was.
That of course pissed Harry off, Harry berates Remus and then calls him a coward for abandoning his son. And Remus storms off in a fit of anger.
Soon Kreacher returns with the thief Mundungus Fletcher, but of course Mundungus does have the locket as he had already given it away to Dolores Umbitch as a bribe.
It takes the trio over a month of spying on the ministry, so that the trio can infiltrate it so as to receive the locket from Umbitch. In the meantime, Harry ends up bonding with Kreacher as he was slowly dying from not having a symbiotic relationship with a member of the wixen world.
Harry tells Wanda that he told Kreacher to take and dump Dung, and then retrieve any and all missing relics of the Black Family and then he was to store them in a vault at Gringotts.
They ambush three of the employees and then use polyjuice to impersonate them. Hermione becomes Mafalda Hopkirk, Mo-Ron becomes a man named Reginald Cattermole while Harry becomes Albert Runcorn.
Infiltrating the ministry was sorta easy, but in the end they get separated and Harry states that he discovered Alastor Moody's magical eye had been taken by the Umbitch. He had thought that it was a disgrace to Alastor's memory to keep the eye stuck in Umbitch's door, so he stole it, so that he could give it a proper burial along with the respect Alastor deserves.
Once Harry had reunited with Mione, they witnessed the Muggle-Born Registration Commission being set up to convict muggle borns of "Stealing" magic at work.
But if these idiots weren't so inbred they'd realize that muggle borns are actually born from squibs. For example, if a Squib from a Malfoy branch marries a Squib from the Selwyn branch their offspring has a chance at being magical and able to use a wand and attend a school.
Harry was so enraged by what he saw, he stuns Umbitch and the Death Muncher Corban Yaxley as he was now the head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Hermione takes the Horcrux Locket, as Umbitch had been wearing it to back up her Pure Blood credentials, whereas Umbitch is a half blood and can barely use powerful magic.
By the time the Duo begin freeing the muggle born from within the ministry, an alarm sounds, and they realize that the ministry now knows that there are intruders in the building as someone discovered that Alastor's eye was missing.
Upon reuniting with Mo-Ron, the trio encourage the captured muggle borns to flee England.
They all make for the exit, and as they try to escape their hiding place is discovered. As they were apparating away, Ron ended up getting splinched and they were forced to flee to the countryside.
There they were forced to move from place to place, never staying for long in a place, always on the move.
Harry tells Wanda that one night, he had a vision of Moldy voldy interrogating and torturing a man named Gregorovitch. Harry states that he soon realized that Voldetwat was searching for something that Gregorovitch once had but was stolen by a young whipper snapper many moons ago.
After several weeks of traveling and hiding plus dealing with the Horcrux, they overheard a conversation between Ted Tonks, Dirk Cresswell, Dean Thomas plus the Goblins Griphook and Gornuk. It was revealed that Godric Gryffindor's sword that had been in Dumbleflop's possession and was then sent to the Lestrange Vaults for protection was actually a copy.
Wanda breaks in, "Where is the real one at this point?"
Harry gives Wanda a sly grin, "I had it with me. If you remember after Sirius going through the veil Dumbletwat sent me via portkey back to his office. I was locked in, but trashed his office and stole it from him, before he arrived with baby Fawkes "
Wanda just laughs then proceeds to tell him to continue onwards.
Harry reveals that the Goblins don't know the location of the real Sword. The trio also overheard that some of the students at school tried to steal the sword from Snape prior to the sword being put on the vaults.
Upon hearing that the perps were some of their friends they worried about the punishment but soon they were relieved to hear that they served detention with Hagrid.
The trio hear all of this and their spirits were raised, and after Harry questioned the portrait of former Headmaster Phineas Nigellus Black; they learn that the sword has last been used by Albus Sh&t-for-Brains Dumbledore, on another Horcrux,the ring of Marvolo gaunt.
Hermione theorizes that the sword must have been steeped in Basilisk venom, and as such it can destroy the remaining Horcruxes. Since everyone has been wearing the locket so it wouldn't get lost, Ron was feeling discouraged, since the sword was now needed but was out of reach, and that their quest had become hopeless.
Mo-Ron argued with Harry and it becomes apparent that Horcrux had been messing with Ron's mind, making him behave the way that he is
Ron snatches off the Locket and tosses it at Harry who thanks to his seeker reflexes catches it.
As Ron was walking away, Hermione runs and catches up just as Ron was apparating away, leaving Harry all alone until Wanda showed up.
Harry stops, "That's it. At the end is where I was waiting to see if Ron or Hermione would come back. But that was when you showed up."
Wanda after hearing Harry's tale sees that the Slytherin locket is still a Horcrux so with her great chaos magic summons forth from the locket, the piece of Soul that belongs to one Thomas Marvolo Riddle.
The Horcrux tries to tempt Wanda but with her skills as a powerful archmagus of Chaos she banishes the soul piece to limbo.
Wanda then smiles and says, "Now I want you to finish working on your Occlumency while I search for books on summoning Loki. I know what we need, but I want to make sure that I don't forget anything."
Harry smiles and agrees. He watches as Wanda gets up and heads towards the many, many bookshelves.
Harry calls out, "Dobby."
Dobby pops in and says,"Yes Harry. What can I help you with?
Harry smiles, "Aunt Wanda is searching for books on how to Summon Loki Laufeyjarson. If she needs anything, please help her out."
Dobby smiles and says "Of course Harry. But since Kreacher knows the library better, he might know which books are best."
Harry just sighs. "Kreacher, will you come here for a second."
Kreacher pops in, "How may I be of service?"
Harry says " Aunt Wanda is looking for books on summoning Loki Laufeyjarson. And Dobby mentioned that you might know which books are best."
Kreacher chuckles, "I'll go find her and get the appropriate books."
And with a pop, Kreacher is off to help Wanda.
Dobby turns to Harry and asks, "And what are you up to?"
Harry, "I'm going inside my mind to check on my Occlumency shields."
"That's fine and dandy." Dobby says.
So Harry begins to close his eyes and begins to meditate.
Xxxc
Inside Harry's mind
Once Harry was inside his mind scape, he checked the shielding centered around his mind. Things looked great. But he soon pulled up a wicked smile. He remembered all the creatures he had seen and dealt with at Hogwarts.
So Harry concentrates and a snowy white owl appears. This owl is female and it's the representation of Hedwig, his other mother; who he misses terribly.
Harry watches as she flies around his mind.
All too soon, Harry concentrates again, and a black Norwegian Ridgeback appears. She's the representation of Norberta the dragon that he helped with.
Harry smiles and watches as she also flies around all the while shooting flames.
Soon the owl and dragon are joined by a three headed Cerberus that was called fluffy.
Soon Harry remembers the other creatures and beasts that he has come across during his school years.
Soon Harry's mindscape was filled with centaurs, a Phoenix, goblins, house-elves, a poltergeist, Ghosts, a basilisk, Acromantulas, Dementors, Hippogriffs , boarhounds, Thestrals, Unicorns, Giants, Werewolves, a grim, a fifty point stag, a red fox (A/N: this is Lily Potter's Animagus form.), Ashwinders, a Chinese Fireball dragon, a Demiguise, a Hungarian Horntail dragon, a swedish short snout dragon, Common Welsh Green dragon, a sphinx, merpeople, Runespoors, Swooping Evils, and an Occamy. He can't wait for Voldeywort to try his old tricks again.
Once all the magical defenses are up and running, Harry begins to remove himself from his mindscape.
Xxx
X
Main library,
Harry slowly opens his eyes, and has to blink rapidly to get used to the lights in the library.
On a table next to where he was working, there were multiple bottles of Alcohol.
Harry calls out, "Aunt Wanda, where are you?"
Wand comes out from behind a bookshelf. She arches her brow.
Harry asks, "What's up with all the bottles of alcohol?"
Wanda replies, In one of the books I've read states that you need to leave offerings so that Loki may manifest. Plus there will be some more things needed."
Harry asks, "Like what?"
Wanda grins, "Well since we are calling on Loki Laufeyjarson for you, there will need to be some freshly made Treacle Tart, caramel apples, habaneros, Jalapenos, Poblano peppers, Red Savina peppers plus other peppers the spicier the better. And according to other books he likes candy, and candy in red colors; the colors black, gold, yellow, and dark green. So maybe he will like you and gift you the chaos blessing, what with your eyes being Avada Kedavra green, and all.
Wanda takes a breather, and drinks some water, she then continues "Then we'll need to get Loki's flowers, which are in Icelandic lokasjóður but translated to Loki's Purse. Plus another book states that he likes Dahlias, True carnations and Columbines. Then there are the crystals or gemstones and those are obsidian, hematite and gypsum, those are volcanic type stones. Then there's pyrite also known as Fool's gold and that is really self explanatory. And lastly opals, Spinels, Alexandrites,which are color changing stones. We'll also throw in some red stones and any others we think Loki will love."
Once Wanda had finally stopped speaking, Harry was reminded of when Hermione went on long tangents of something she had researched.
Harry smiles, "Well let's get to cracking. Dobby, Kreacher and Winky."
The three house elves appear and ask in unison how they can help. Harry and Wanda chuckle.
Harry says, "Winky, we need you to get to cooking. Since Wanda and I are planning to summon Loki, we need Treacle Tarts, Caramel Apples, red velvet cake, plus any pastries and or cookies you can think of. And some that can be red in color."
Winky salutes Harry and pops off to the kitchen to start cooking.
Harry turns to Kreacher, "Can you handle the flowers? We need True carnations, some Dahlias, lokasjóður and some Columbines."
Kreacher nods and pops away.
Lastly Harry turns to Dobby, "I need you to get some loose but polished stones. Check out the family vaults first. But we need some obsidian, hematite and gypsum followed by Pyrite. Then Opals, Spinels, and Alexandrites. And lastly some various red stones, such as Rubies, Garnets, bloodstones, emeralds, Red Beryls, Tanzanites, sapphire, Jadeite, and finally Paraíba Tourmalines. Also see if you can find pure gold. None that have been used to make Galleons."
Dobby nods and with a pop he's off to Gringotts.
Wanda asks, "Does this place have a Ritual Room?"
Harry cocks his head, thinking. "Should be in the basement towards the back of the house. I don't really know as I haven't had to use it. And they don't teach us about Rituals at Hogwarts."
Wanda was stunned. She says, "Albus must have used Lily's final year to remove the books and class. Only her and Severus were able to ace that class. I also know that she took Alchemy as well."
Harry snorts, "Albue must have removed that class as well. But there's only two alchemists. Nicholas Flamel and Dumbdumb."
Wanda was stunned. That was two classes that fuck up has removed. Just as she was about to ask more Questions, there was a pop.
Kreacher had returned and he was back with the flowers.
Harry says, "Before we tell you where to put them. Can you lead us to the Ritual Room?"
Kreacher replies, "Yes sir. It's in the basement so follow me down."
They all leave the main library with a pop as Kreacher popped them down to the outside of the Ritual Room.
Wanda and Harry have a quick look outside the room and see all of the protection charms, wards and Runes that are carved and planted all over the door.
Behind them as they turn is a training room. Harry opens the door, revealing mats, various exercise equipment and more.
Wanda turns back to the Ritual room and opens the door. Inside there were stone walls, brackets for torches, an altar and a permanent carved circle on the floor.
Since Kreacher was back first, Wanda has him set the flowers on both ends of the Altar.
Dobby soon pops in and Wanda has him placing the gemstones all around the flowers on the Altar.
Wanda herself goes about scratching out runes with Chalk. She scratches out runes for protection, anti possession, anti demon runes, and more.
Soon Winky was in and she placed the food, candy and alcohol all around and on the Altar.
Harry sits down beside the altar and watches Wanda doing her Rune work.
Once Wanda is finished with the runes, she has the house elves leave and shut the door.
Wanda looks at Harry, "Let's get this party started. The summoning ritual is in ancient Norwegian and with a little help of my magic I have it memorized."
Harry nods and watches as Wanda begins to summon Loki Laufeyjarson.
"Loki Laufeyjarson, trickster
God of fire, magic and chaos.
I summon thee for aid.
Manifest here oh might Loki."
And with those final words, thick emerald green smoke begins to fill the circle.