The king is here 😈
And he slowly raised his had to his throbbing- oh! Anyways….The tap dancer approaches sanji’s tall figure (definitely NOT checking out his 100% flat ass). “Ello Luv!” The ginger spoke. Sanji slowly turned his head, eyes filled with pure hatred. “Oh god…..” there standing in front of Sanji was probably the most DISGUSTING VIAL HIDEOUS CREATURE ever seen.
Not only was this creature a twink in the making but he was a ginger of all things. Another set of foot steps followed from behind sanji as he flung his head around, ready for whatever else this absolutely terrible nightmare of a castle had in store. There behind him was a stumpy little fat kid who definitely did not have a father considering the absolutely insane amount of eyeliner smudged on its blood shot eyes, not to mention the intense side bangs and hot pink highlights shining brightly in the cast of the large window in front of the 3.
“Ew a fucking ginger” the short stumpy lard of a human being said in a scratching high pitched voice. Sanji’s face physically recoiled in pain as he spoke.
The ginger that was now gaining speed in his tap dancing steps tapping his feet angrily “You take that back your bloody Trollop!” The British spat quickly his words acting as venom to the short fat kids ears. The kids eyes brows furrowed into an angry scowl. “Who the feck even are you , you fucking buck tooth bitch!?”
The British man who was obviously offended by this random child’s words quickly spun around very gayly and effortlessly drop kicked the small child into a wall shouting “I should be asking you that question you stinky ninney fucker! And you! You cheese-eating surrender monkey!” The ginger directed at sanji, his stinky spit hitting against sanji’s nicely kept goatee. The impact from the kick itself and the fat boys body mass flatting like a pancake against the stone slabs causing his organs and other liquids to splatter gorgeously across the walls caused the structure to tumble. In a dramatically slow motion scene sanji watches all of this, he panics looking at the large piece of rock tumbling down on him and the ginger in front of him. Quickly without thinking sanji grabbed the thin waist of man in front of him.
He jumps from the castle window holding the ginger as if he is a fragile piece of paper that could be torn if grazed even by the wind. He held him tightly tumbling on to the ground feeling the impact of the fall hit him like a bus.
Sanji felt his conscious fade as the world went black.
“Hey! Wake up!” Echoed loudly in his ears, the heavy accent carrying him into a deep dream world.