Enemies
Sanji blew up in flames. "OI SHIT FACE YOUR GONNA SET ME ON FIRE!" a grumpy emo voice spoke from behind Sanjis inflamed body. "shut the hell up" Sanji spoke, today was not the day to be messing with Sanji. Zoro backed off as they began to walk through the very british forest. After walking for some minutes, Luffy began to complain about his hunger to sanji who again, was about to slaughter a whole ethnicity. Luffy who has no social awareness whatsoever starts climbing on sanji who cannot hear him over the sound of his overwhelmingly discriminatory thoughts.
Only after Luffy began to bite Sanji's very hairy ankles did he realize what was happening. "Luffy! what do you want!" Sanji spoke waving his foot around in an attempt to free himself of the starved man "MEAT" Luffy scram clawing at Sanji's leprechaun shoes. "I packed you a lunch box before!" Sanji spoke finally getting ahold of luffy and grabbing him by the cheeks. "I ate it already!" Luffy spoke with no shame waving his arms and legs around. Sanji sighed.
"Sanji Luffy look at this!" nami yelled from ahead. both men looked towards the direction nami was pointing in. There in the middle of the trail was a young boy who looked about 8. He had blonde hair and wore a red jacket and a large brown bow tie. ontop his hair was a brown gatsby or beret hat (they look the same). "might i saw that its quite sunny weather out here!" the small boy spoke. Sanji froze. He could tell by the way this child smelled and his obvious accent that this child was the first of his sworn enemies to appear. "Little boy what are you doing here? what's your name?" nami spoke lowering herself to the boys very small frame. "My name is Philip but people call me Pip because they hate me! Not sure how i got here but last thing i remember was that i was playing on the playground getting called funny names as usual when suddenly a white light appeared and-" the boy smoke proudly spouting about his very obvious trauma. nami squealed interrupting the small boy's pitiful story.
Sanji ran to the boy inflamed again. " YOU!" he screamed at the young british boy. "wait sanji!" Nami said stepping infront of sanji to protect the boy. sanji's demeanor changed immediately. "Nami? whats wrong?" nami stood tall "I want to keep him! i know hes british and i know theyre like your worn enemy because your french but please! hes just a child!" Nami pleaded.
"You're french! i HATE french people!" the boy said. "Pip dont say that he'll" Sanji who usually could hold his anger when it came to nami, couldnt hold it this time. He moved nami and began to stomp towards the small child. "thats it you BRIT!" Sanji spoke "DIABLE JAMBE!" Sanji's foot set up in flames as he swung it back. He quickly and with great power kicked the defenseless child into the sky fucking killing him.