The break out and break in to the HP world
I look out the window at the busy streets. It's surprisingly joyous. The town hasn't been like that in a long time. But today was different. Because the heroes of their world had defeated the biggest enemy of them all, The White Star.
Well while it's lovely to look at it's still not such a happy holiday. Especially for the said White Star.
He's stuck in a stupid tree.
After being defeated by the Shield Hero of the continent, the villain wakes up in The World Tree. He's been sealed there for eternity.
He is currently contemplating life because although he thought that it was his end he's still there, with all his senses.
"Come on, there's got to be an exit here! When I get out of here I'll fucking kill that Henituse bastard! "
Little did he know a bored god was watching him analyzing the area. The god was one of many names, of which the funniest one was 'The God Of Misunderstandings'.
While the gender of the God was known, other than that she was a mystery. She doesn't appear much but when she does things always get spicy.
Watching the ugly radish trying to escape annoyed the hell out of her. He needed to be taught a lesson.
Using her powers she manipulated the hair on the man and started slapping his face with them very passive-aggressively.
The said man, who was already pissed off, started swearing in all the languages possible that he learned in his long life span.
"Who dares-" he continues, a red vein popping up on his head like in anime.
"That is no way to talk to a god now, right?" God asks jokingly and reveals herself.
Her human form wasn't that unusual if you ignored her bright red eyes that pierces one's soul or the aura that went around her back like a circle.
"God." Barrow gritted through his teeth.
He thought about The God Of Despair and only grew angrier. He thought they had a deal! All of his efforts were ruined!
"You seem pretty chill for someone that just got their goals ruined. " the God continued.
"I'm not 'chill'! " he shouted, mocking the word 'chill'. "My whole life has gone to waste!"
The woman nods showing her sadness at his statement. She once too experienced this.
"What do you want to do now? " she questioned.
"I'll go back there and torture that-"
"You can't go back. " the God interrupted.
"What." He responded dumbfounded.
"You can't go back. " she casually continued as she put her hands up and stretched her back.
Barrow didn't know how to respond. What did he expect? He wasn't surprised.
He tried everything to escape before this weird lady came. Still, he doesn't feel anything. It's not like he cares.
"Haaaaa-" the unnamed girl sighs. She was getting tired of his reactions. She needs some emotions.
The God snaps her fingers and breaks the curse that once tormented him.
Barrow realizing the change looks at her surprised for the first time in his life.
"What is going on? "
"You're dead so I removed your curse since you're not bound to the rules of any God right now, in this void."
She sighs seemingly tired, but the man knows that God doesn't feel such emotions. He's been working with one since he knows for fucks sake!
"Why are you here? " he asks defensively. "What is your name? "
"My name is Elizabeth! " she responds, excited.
"Your actual name. " he wants to throw in a curse but his tired brain doesn't let him.
What a roller coaster has his life been. Only now does he realize how fucked up it was. He'd rather talk to her than think about his past.
"God of Misunderstandings, at your service! " Elizabeth responds, throwing her hands in the air with little enthusiasm like she was supposed to.
"What do you want God? " Barrow asks spitting her name out like last night's dinner. Disgusting until reheated, in this case, malicious until proven otherwise.
"You'll be transferred to new worlds where God of Death can't reach with a mission to help the protagonists out!" This time her voice enthusiastic, the God flashes a smile.
"Never. No. Nada. Nul. " Barrow shakes his head rapidly. "Just kill me at this point"
"You'd rather sit in eternal suffering in hell than go with me on adventures around the world???" Elizabeth retorted, seemingly offended.
White Star thinks for a second. Does he want to suffer for eternity?
He feels a sense of dread as his tiredness grows only stronger. He doesn't care anymore. He wants to cry. He wants to hug his knees in a ball and wish for all of this to end.
Tired.
That's how he describes his mood. If he even remembers what those are. He let himself be guided by his curse and an evil god his whole life. He doesn't know what to think anymore.
"Whatever, do as you, please. "
Elizabeth smiles and raises him on his legs with her magic. Then she hugs him and they disappear despite his protests.
"DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEHHHH!!!!!!!!! "
Their journey starts!