2. The cafeteria drama
It was lunch break, everyone were sitting and chatting. Then alpha sigma boys came, the cafeteria went silent. All eyes were on them, where they were about to sit? Why their ass land was always matters?
Unlike other girls, Sita and Mahyas and Armita didn't care. They didn't fuck with Alpha Sigma Boys, They were Enigma Delta girls After all.
Armita: "Which ass's fart they think they are?!?!"
Mahyas: "Don't say that they're falt."
And they laughed because this joke was so mean and alpha sigma. The cafeteria gasped and the alpha sigma boys's gaze was dark.
Sun: "Omg I LOVE it when they go this dark and aggressive."
Shakiba: "Omg yes this is so alpha sigma. All of my friends are so grown up and alpha they are like them."
Suddenly the voices were all gone, everyone were looking at javahery, which threw her lunch all over Amir Shayan's face.
Sita: "It wasn't very sigma."
Armita: "Nu uh."
Mahyas: "Not at all."
Then javahery got salite and yelled: "Shut the fuck up!! You, you fucker! Why do you want to sit next to my man?!!! He's mine."
Amir Shayan smirked: "hah? Is that so?"
Javahery: "W- what do you mean?!"
Amir Shayan: "I saw you with Amir TJ!! You mf cheater!!!"
Then it was Javahery's turn to smirk: "So? It calls open relationship! I cheat, he cheats but we love each other!"
Everyone gasped.
Prnz: "Omg these fagots!!"
Sun: "Omg it's time to be harsh Shayan!"
Shakiba: "Guys chill??? It's so cool to have open relationship."
Then everyone realized Amir Shayan wasn't there anymore....
Mamd Rasuli: "NANI??"
Farnam: "Bro stop it. You're not a samurai."
Mamad Rasuli: "Hell no. Sushi."
Cafeteria was in shock of the Amir Shayan's absence. Farnam Sighed, he was about to go after his 'frirend' but then suddenly Mahyas stood up.
Mahyas: "I'm gonna find him!"
Armita and Sita: "What?!"
Everyone: "Why YOU?!"
Farnam sighed, he knew that he's friend will be happy with a girl not him so he shook his head.
Mamd Rasuli: "bro why are shook your head like we were waiting for your permission?"
Farnam's heart ache. And before he could speak, Mahyas were gone.
Armita: "Wow prnz is so ugly.".
Prnz: "What the fuck?!?!?! It's not even about me!!"
Armita: "But you're ugly."
Sita: "Ew. Also you smell like cigarettes and it's not Alpha Sigma."
Prnz gasped but then it was that time that her so supportive besti, Mather fucker number one aka Ainaz, showed up and played the I'm a bitch I'm a boss by doja cat.
Sita: "Omg it's so khaz. Stop it."
Armita: "literally. Hadiss would never like such a thing."
Moslehyoon: "Omg Sun!!! Can't you shut your fucking mouth for once?!?!"
Sun: "I literally didn't say anything!!"
Moslehyoon: "omg now you talk back to me??? I'll report you to azhari!!!"
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When Mahyas reached to Amir Shayan, He was looking at someone's picture.
Mahyas: "are you ok?"
Amir Shayan: "yeah, I was just looking at Shahab's wedding pic. That I ruined it obviously, it helps me to move on from things."
Mahyas: "So.. you liked Nik Nazar?"
Amir Shayan: "Omg what? I'm not gay!!!"
Mahyas: "Are you sure?"
Amir Shayan: "Yes!!! Why would you even ask? Are YOU gay??"
Mahyas: "Omg no! I do have a wife but we're not gay!"
Amir Shayan: "Hell yeah I understand. Farnam is my Golden Jigar too but they consider us gay! Which we are not!!"
It was sus but Mahyas didn't say anything.
Amir Shayan: "So why did you came?"
Mahyas: "omg I just didn't want Moslehyoon to see me. I was absent on her class and she's kinda mad."
Amir Shayan nodded, even he himself couldn't be so sigma when it comes to Moslehyoon.