The Kraken
The Tri-Towers consist of three towers. The duo towers -or alternatively, the guard towers- protect the tower in the middle, the Kings tower. Both towers have a villager on top, shooting arrows at enemies.
The Kings tower is, as the name suggests, the Kings tower. Only the King and you stand atop this tower. The tower also has a cannon.
The battlefield was miles long, with a river at the end. There were two bridges for crossing the river. And on the other side of the bridges, is the blue Kings battlefield which was miles away from the blue Kings Tri-Towers.
King Georgy took out his spectacles and zoomed in on King Bobby. King Bobby pointed at him, and shot a cannon. The Kings tower shook, and the two of you barely stood on your feet.
"Hee Hee Hee Haa!" Laughed King Bobby.
King Georgy was so mad, red lines appeared on his forehead.
He pointed his hand upward, and a dozen arrows were shot towards King Bobby. Some of those arrows also made their way towards the two guard towers.
"Hee Hee Hee Haa!" Laughed King Georgy.
"Grrr" King Bobby was mad. He opened the doors of his tower, and a huge house floated out of it. The house had hundreds of balloons attached on it. An old man and a short fat boy were on the doorstep, musketeers in hand.
The house neared the towers, floated above the water and started shooting your tower, completely ignoring the guard towers.
The villagers shot arrows at the house, but to no avail.
There was only one way to defeat the enemy.
You pressed a button on the wall of the tower, and a portrait came out of the window. The portrait of the Gryffindor house.
The fat lady screamed in her beautiful opera voice, popping each balloon. The house fell, shattering on the ground, blood trailing from the doorsteps.
King Bobby came to the ledge, a dark look on his face.
He opened his arms, and screamed with a booming voice, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
A large octopus appeared from the river, a terrifying set of sharp teeth and many tentacles. The tentacles gave you ptsd of your time in your room, naked, looking at the tentacles on your computer screen...
You shake your head,
I am no longer a perverted degenerate,
You walk to the ledge, and scream "RELEASE THE SQUIDWARD!"
Your side of the battlefield began cracking, it seemed like an earthquake. The battlefield ground split in two, and water burst from the crack. After a moment, the water stopped, and you could see the silhouette of a squid, standing like a human.
The kraken brought one of its tentacles down. The tentacle was huge and sticky and long and thick and-
You slap your cheeks. When you look back, squidward is already running along the tentacles. He jumped, raised his legs in a karate stance and kicked the octopus head, the kick sending shockwaves throughout the air and pushing the kraken slightly backwards.
Squidward double jumped backwards, backflipping. The kraken backhanded Squidward with its snake-like tongue, turning his graceful fall into that of agony.
The kraken grabbed squidward midair, and brought it to its mouth, showing its rows of sharp, terrifying teeth. Squidward used his tentacles to take something out of his pocket. A clarinet.
Squidward blew on the clarinet, completely destroying the krakens teeth.
The kraken screamed in pain, and threw squidward into its mouth. It began approaching to the king. The guard towers desperately tried to stop it. The kraken destroyed one of the towers with an indifferent slice of its tentacles, almost as if he destroyed without meaning to.
The kraken suddenly stopped. It opened its mouth and looked down. It started shaking and shaking, almost as if trying to get out something stuck in its mouth. The booming voice of a clarinet sounded, and squidward landed on the ground, in a heroic pose. The kraken fell back in the ocean, open mouthed.
A figure was crossing the bridge, you tried to see who it was.
He was wearing a French hat, paint and brush in his hand.
You gasped. It was Leonardo da Vinci.
Leo painted a gun, and a gun spawned. He started shooting swuidward with his ak47. Squidward blew on his clarinet, deflecting the bullets.
Leo ran out of bullets, and painted a sword. He ran towards squidward and sliced him. Squidward blocked his attack with the clarinet. Leo spun, attempting to slice his legs. Squidward jumped out of the way and put his tentacles into Leo's nostrils.
The image of tentacles into holes made you quiver.
Leo painted a large music note, and the note exploded, the sound separating the two of them. Squidward was immediately on his feet, running towards Leo. Leo was barely on his knees before squidward leapt towards him, clarinet on his lips.
Leo smiled.
He immediately started painting a wall of sorts. The wall formed. You looked in fear. It was a masonry.
Squidward blew on the clarinet, but the sound deflected from the masonry and hit squidward. Squidward was knocked upwards.
Leo painted a rocket, the rocket fell on his hands. He stood up, aimed, and shot.
Squidward fell in pieces
Leo started walking towards the Kings tower. A terrifying moment, you didn't know what to do, but Leo did. And he was arriving.