King Of My Heart
Regulus didn’t know how it happened, or what was happening, but all of the sudden he was lying face up on his bed looking up at James above him.
James was looking down at him, eyelids half closed with foggy eyes. “Reg, can I-“
“Yes,” Regulus quickly responded, not letting James finish the question. He started kissing down Regulus’ neck and collar bone. Regulus wrapped his hands in James’ hair and grasped it, tugging it hard. An almost sinful moan, came from his mouth in response. “Oh, James!” Regulus whispered.
James proceeded to take his, and Regulus’ shirt off. He trailed kisses down Regulus’ chest and stomach, and then down to his torso. Just above his waist band, James sucked marks into his hip bones making Regulus squirm. Yes yes yes yes, Regulus’ insides screamed.
“Baise James! S’il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît!” Regulus yelled. He yearned for James to touch him more. He needed it. He wanted it. He needed James to trace every square inch of his body, and kiss every part of him. He wanted James to touch him, and make him feel good.
“Keep talking to me like that, and I’ll do more than just kiss you,” James smiled. Regulus couldn’t help but blush at the way James was looking at him.
James continued to suck marks into Regulus’ hip bones. Regulus loved the feeling of the marks being there, just for him to look at to remind him that he is James’.
“You’re so pretty, Reggie.” James started trailing kisses back up to kiss Regulus. James kissed him hard, making Regulus shiver. He released his lips, and licked a line down Regulus’ neck.
“James, please!” Regulus yelled.
James stopped kissing him and let his eyes travel up to meet Regulus’. “Please, what?”
His groggy voice made Regulus whimper even louder. “Ugh, James!”
“I said, please what?” James lowered his voice in Regulus’ ear.
“Please,” Regulus whimpered and breathed. “James, please.” He swallowed hard and gained control of himself. James was smirking up at him, teasing him. “God please, James just-“
Regulus opened his eyes. He was lying in bed, alone, the sun pouring in through his curtains. Regulus’ sleepy eyes blinked away his confusion, and looked down to see his hands clutching his bed sheets. He ripped his hands away hard, and then it all of the sudden came flooding back to him. He was having a dream. It was only a dream, of course. Not real, at all. Just a dream.
Regulus turned over to bang his head against his pillow several times. This could not be happening to him. He was a grown twenty-three year old man. He does not need to be having wet dreams about people, never mind James Potter. Although, the problem in between his legs was telling him otherwise.
Regulus groaned into his pillow, and slowly got up off his bed, and headed to the bathroom for a long hot shower.
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(The Marauders)
Marls: I got another goldfish
Pads: That’s great….😐
Marls: Shut up
Pads: You kill every goldfish you own
Pads: you have them for a month then they die
Prongs: don’t listen to Sirius
Prongs: he’s just bitter
Wormy: What did you name it?
Marls: Goldie😁😜
Pads: that’s stupid
Marls: WHY ARE YOU BEING RUDE😡😡😡🤬🤬
Prongs: because he has a date with Remus in 2 hours and he’s freaking out
Pads:🖕🖕
Wormy: oh yeah!!
Wormy: Are you excited??
Pads: Yes, but I’m worried
Pads: He’s like the sweetest, prettiest person I’ve ever meet
Pads: I don’t wanna fuck it up
Marls: awwww disgusting 🥺🥰😘
Pads: 🖕
Wormy: Me personally…..
Wormy: if I were you James, I would ask Reg on a date too😜
Pads: don’t provoke him, Pete
Prongs: I want to but Sirius won’t give me his number
Pads: I don’t need you sniffing around my little brother any more than you already do
Marls: then just show up at Regs house and ask for his number
Pads: WHY ARE YOU GUYS INFLUENCING HIM😨
Prongs: I’ll just show up at his apartment
Pads: Then you’re just looking to get yelled at
Prongs: That’s kinda the whole point
Pads: weirdo🔫🙂
Prongs: I’m leaving the house now….
Pads: I don’t care 😐
Prongs: I’ll just tell Reggie you were the one who sent me then
Pads: GOD DAMN FINE
Pads: I’ll send you his number
Prongs: yay🥺😁☝️
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(Reggie and James)
James: Hello!😄
Reggie: Who is this?
James: Your favorite person ever😛
Reggie: I don’t have one
James:☹️
Reggie: Who is this? I won’t ask again.
James: Are you gonna yell at me?
Reggie: Alright, I’m blocking you.
James: Noooo😞😞
James: It’s James! Sirius gave me your number 😛😛
James: Reggieeeeeeeee
James: Reggieeeee
James: Baby Black??
James: Reggie😔😔😔
James: Reg
James: Reginald??
James: Reg balls?☹️
James: Reggie beggie
James: Regs
James: Reggie dollie??
James: Reggie Peggie
James: Stars??
James: Little star??🙁🙁
James: Reggie😞😞😞😞
Reggie: Oh my god what!?!
James: where have you been it’s been like 5 minutes
Reggie: I’m doing stuff
James: Like what?
Reggie: Stuff.
James: Sounds interesting and mysterious 😏 I like it
Reggie: Goodbye, Potter
James: Noooo😢😢😢
Reggie: What😐
James: Do you wanna hear a joke?
Reggie: No
James: What did the triangle say to the circle?
Reggie: Don’t care.
James: You’re pointless!
James: HAHAAHHA💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Reggie: That was so fucking stupid
Reggie: I’d smack you right now, if I could
James: God I’d love that
Reggie: what.?
James: whaat??
Reggie: Okay…
James: I gotta go now! Have a good night!!
Reggie:🤨
Reggie: thanks?
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(The Marauders)
Prongs: Soooo
Prongs: I just texted Reg
Wormy: AND?
Wormy: DONT KEEP US IN SUSPENSE
Marls: Did you ask him out???
Prongs: No😔
Wormy: BRO WHY?
Prongs: BECAUSE I PANICKED
Marls: How?
Prongs: ….I might’ve told him a really awful dad joke
Pads: Bro….
Prongs: I KNOW
Wormy: I thought you had more game than that, come on!
Prongs: I haven’t even gotten to the worst part yet
Marls: there’s more…🫣😟
Prongs: He basically said that was the stupidest joke he’s ever heard and that if he was with me in person he’d smack me
Prongs: and I said, and I quote, “God I’d love that.”
Wormy: WHAT
Marls: WHAT BRO WHAT
Pads: THERES NO FUCKING WAY
Pads: WHAT.
Marls: BRO HAS NO RIZZ
Wormy: I’m too stunned to speak right now
Prongs: HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL??!!?!
Wormy: why didn’t you just unsend the message?
Prongs: because it was too late he’d already had seen it
Wormy: mans let the intrusive thoughts win
Prongs: 😩😩😩
Marls: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again
Marls: you need to get a grip on this weird kink you have
Pads: not this again😐😐
Prongs: I don’t have a weird kink.😐😐😐😐
Marls: I think you do
Wormy: Sorry James but I’m going to have to agree on this one
Prongs: PETEY NO
Marls: Just admit you want Regulus to degrade you or hit you or something weird. I’m getting sick of all this tension
Prongs: WHATTTTTTTT
Prongs: I DEFINITELY DONT WANT HIM TO ITS A JOKE…
Marls: Sure.
Pads: I’m going to kill myself.
Wormy: Please don’t 🫶
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(The French Sluts)
Reggie: Soooo what do we make of this convo?
Reggie: *attached screenshots*
Barty: There’s no fucking way
Barty: I thought Potter had more game than that
Barty: How you gonna be that good looking and have no game?? Wasted potential.
Reggie: shut up
Dora: this is so funny
Reggie: it’s not tho
Evan: sounds like he wants to fuck you
Reggie: WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT
Barty: I’m gonna have to concur🫶
Dora: same here!
Evan: can you guys just admit your feelings for each other and stop dancing around one another
Evan: It’s getting annoying
Reggie: I don’t like him
Barty: OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDD
Barty: IM GONNA PLUCK MY GOD DAMN EYE BALLS OUTTTTTT WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
Evan: You like him. Stop being a pick me
Barty: “Oh my god! I’m Regulus Black and I’m better than the average person because I don’t wanna be fucked by James Potter!” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Barty: You’re fucking lying!!!!!
Barty: we all wanna be fucked by James Potter
Reggie: I’m done with this conversation
Dora: Regulus, just admit your feelings
Dora: it’s so obvious
Reggie: Byeee!!
Evan: you can’t just walk away from a conversation because you don’t like what we are talking about
Reggie: It looks like I just did 😘
Dora: All I’m saying is you guys clearly like each other, and you’re just wasting time where you could be with one another.
Barty: BARS ARE BEING SPIT RIGHT NOW
Dora: thank you thank you😇