I Think He Knows
It was 2:00 am when Regulus and Remus got home from the concert. Sirius dropped them back off at their apartment.
“I’m so fucking tired.” Remus rubbed his temples and walked up the steps following Regulus.
“Me too. I’m going to bed when we get in there.” Regulus said.
“You’re not even gonna shower? Remus asked. “I am. I’m sweating.”
“Nah, I’m so tired I can’t even stand.” Regulus unlocked their apartment door to find their kitchen lights on. “Didn’t you shut the lights off before we left the other day?”
“Yeah, I made sure I did.” Remus replied.
“What the fuck?” Regulus yelled. His friends were sitting at their kitchen table eating their chips. “How the hell did you get in?”
“Barty picked the lock.” Pandora said shrugging her shoulders.
“I know you guys don’t get out much, but last time I checked breaking and entering is illegal.” Regulus told them, putting his keys on the table.
“When have you become against a little crime? Who are you and what have you done to my best friend?” Barty yelled.
“It’s probably his new boyfriend that straightened him out.” Evan chimed in mockingly.
“Ha, sure! There’s nothing straight about Reg.” Pandora added.
“Oh, shut up!” Regulus groaned. “Rem, I guess I’m not going to bed anytime soon. I gotta entertain these hooligans. You can go off to bed if you want.”
“Alright.” Remus said turning around, “Goodnight, guys!”
“Goodnight, Remus! Love you!” Pandora, Barty, and Evan all said in unison.
“How are you guys even here? I thought I was supposed to pick you up at the airport tomorrow morning.” Regulus asked.
“Yeah, our flight was running early.” Barty said, shoving another chip in his mouth.
“Are you guys even tired?”
“Nahhh!” Evan yelled.
Regulus dropped his head in his hands and groaned.
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The next day, Regulus decided to go over Sirius’ house.
“To what do I owe the pleasure?” Sirius said, welcoming his little brother in. “You didn’t see me enough already this weekend?”
“I didn’t know it was a crime to visit my brother. Sue me!” Regulus said, and put his hands up in defense.
“I love you and all, but I’m actually curious to why you’re here.” Sirius questioned. “You rarely drop in unannounced.”
“Do you have an air mattress?” Regulus asked, walking to the refrigerator to grab a water.
“Ummm, I don’t know?” Sirius responded, following Regulus. “Why?”
“My friends came over and I barely have enough room for them to sleep. Pandora had to squeeze in my bed last night.”
“I mean, I can look.” Sirius paused for a minute, and then said, “Wait, I think I might actually have one upstairs.”
“Can I please borrow it for just a few nights?” Regulus asked.
“Yeah, of course. Let me go grab it!” Right as Sirius was about to go upstairs, somebody came pummeling down the steps.
Once Regulus saw who it was, he internally screamed, wanting to dig himself into a hole. “For fucks sake.” He whispered.
“Oh my gosh! What a surprise, Reggie!” James said happily.
“Why must you be everywhere I am?” Regulus asks angrily. “It’s like you purposely try to always be where I am. It quite annoying, actually.”
James laughed, grin wide on his face, “Well, what can I say? I have great timing!”
Sirius was in the corner laughing at his brother’s pure annoyance, and his best friends infuriating persistence. He didn’t know which was funnier.
“Je te déteste.” Regulus whispered under his breath.
James’ grin, got even wider. “You speak French?” He asked in awe.
“Yes.” Regulus responded sounding annoyed.
James then turned to Sirius and asked, “Wait, does this mean you do too? You never told me you know how to speak French!”
“Well, I mean I do. Our mother taught it to us when we were little.”
Regulus cut in, “I wouldn’t say taught.”
“Ok, let me rephrase then. Our mother forced us to learn French when we were little. I just kinda lost most of it when I moved to America. I’d say, I know about half still.”
“His accent is practically gone now too.” Regulus stated in disbelief.
Sirius hummed in response.
“Ok Reggie, quick! Say something in French to see if Sirius still understands it!” James yelled.
Regulus flickered his eyes between James and his brother, rolling them. Sirius shrugged, and motioned him to go on.
“Votre meilleur ami est une emmerdeuse.” Regulus said.
Sirius chuckled a little bit and spoke, “He said that you’re the funniest person he knows.”
James’ eyes lit up and his grin got even bigger. “Oh my God! That’s so sweet, Reggie!”
“I actually didn’t say that.” Regulus responded angrily.
James ignored him and continued, “Aw, Reg! I knew you liked me! I mean how could you resist James Potter!”
“Yeah, Reggie. How could you?” Sirius smiled mockingly.
“Je le reprend. Vous êtes tous les deux une douleur dans mon cul.” Regulus said.
“Oh tu ne veux pas dire ça!” Sirius responded.
“Je le suis très certainement.” Regulus said and walked up the steps to go look for the air mattress himself.
James waited till Regulus was out of sight, then spoke with a smirk, “Well, if you want my opinion. From what I just heard, I’d say you know way more than half!”
Sirius couldn’t stop the loud cackle that left his mouth.
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(The Marauders)
Pads: Yoooo gang
Prongs: Hey😘😍
Prongs: What are you doing right now?!?🥰
Pads: We are literally in the same room right now, Prongs.
Prongs: My b my b.
Pads: Anywho.🤨🤨
Pads: Remember we got that interview today, guys!!
Prongs: I know I’m so excited😋
Pads: Bro where are the other two idiots🤨
Prongs: Great question🤔
Wormy: Sorry guys! Marls and I were playing Monopoly
Pads: MONOPOLY?!?!?
Marls: Yes
Pads: Why are we living in the 2000s right now? Board games…really?!?🤨🤨
Marls: Why are you being such a hater🤨🤨🤨
Pads: I’m not….😰
Prongs: Why is there so much tension right now…😦
Marls: He knows.
Wormy: ??
Prongs: Sirius what did u do…
Pads: Okay.
Pads: So I may have or may have not misplaced her favorite eyeliner…
Wormy: 😟😟😟😟😟😟
Prongs:😟😟😟😟😟😟
Wormy: You screwed up big time.
Pads: WHY ARE WE ACTING LIKE I JUST KILLED SOMEONE
Marls: Because you did. You killed a part of me.
Pads: You’re so dramatic.
Marls: Oh, look who’s talking
Prongs: Don’t kill me for asking this….but can’t you just buy a new one?
Marls: No, the company disbanded the product
Prongs: Pads, you fucked up
Pads: I don’t even care anymore. I’m done with this feuding.
Pads: IM NOT SORRY FOR LOOSING IT
Pads: There I said it
Marls: I’m going to kill you.
Pads: My doors are locked 🤷
Marls: Don’t underestimate me, Black.
Marls: If I want something done, I’ll get it done.😐
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“My name is Marlene McKinnon, my name is Sirius Black, my name is James Potter, and my name is Peter Pettigrew. And, this is the Wired Autocomplete Interview!”
Marlene was handed a board first, “Okay, what do we got here…Does Sirius Black play other instruments?” Sirius laughed a little.
“Yes! Other than guitar, I play bass, drums and the piano.”
Marlene continued, “Does Sirius Black have a girlfriend?”
The whole group broke out into hysteric laugher. “Um, no! I think you guys can answer that one yourselves.” He deadpanned in the camera.
“Next, Does Sirius Black have a dog?” Marlene asked.
“Good question. No, I don’t but I want to get one.” Sirius answered.
Sirius got handed a board next, “Is James Potter annoying?” Everyone chucked.
“Very.” James responded, giving the camera a big thumbs up.
“Is James Potter going to be in a movie?” Sirius asked.
“Not that I’m aware of,” James smiled, “but I mean it would be cool. I’m not a very good actor, though.” He laughed.
Sirius continued, ripping the sticky paper off the board, “Is James Potter crushing on anyone?” Sirius looked right a James, noticeably raising his eyebrows.
James sucked in a breath and nervously laughed, “Ummm….they know who they are.” He winked at the camera. His friends rolled their eyes and smiled.
They then passed a board to James next.
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Crystal @mamacrystal2 • May 31
BRO OMG DID U GUYS SEE THE NEW WIRED AUTOCOMPLETE INTERVIEW?!?!?!?
Replies:
Donna @ddbom • May 31
YES OMG
Jay @jayhelly • May 31
I’m so curious to who this mysterious person is that he’s crushing on. This is all too crazy…. 😨😨
Taylor @taytay1444 • May 31
Yeah and do you guys remember the other night at the concert when he said he learned a song for someone “very special” in the crowd?!?!?
Davi @basketball3456 • May 31
reply to @taytay1444
Nah I was actually screaming my head off when he said that. Like there’s no way he’s not dating someone
John @doggy2jj • May 31
reply to @basketball3456
Well I don’t think they’re dating yet, they’re probably talking or something
Ava @avespasves5 • May 31
Well, guys let’s not speculate and spread rumors…
Peter Pettigrew ☑️ @ratpackleader • May 31
Thank you for all the love at the show! We all really appreciate it! We love you guys so much! ❤️❤️
Replies:
Anna @skyand3 • May 31
PETER WHO IS JAMES DATING?!???
Marlene McKinnon ☑️ @bobmarlyrealreal • May 31
reply to @skyand3
me😏
Peter Pettigrew ☑️ @ratpackleader • May 31
reply to @bobmarlyrealreal
Actually no, he’s dating me🤨
Sirius Black ☑️ @padsinthepound • May 31
Woah, woah, woah. I’m dating James??!?!?
Peter Pettigrew ☑️ @ratpackleader • May 31
Would you like to explain yourself? @prongspotter
James Potter ☑️ @prongspotter • May 31
reply to @ratpackleader
There’s enough of me to go around for the 3 of you😉