Hermione growled at herself. Why did she decide to go drinking with her friends. She was so hung over. She took a hang over potion. When she heard the buzz of her phone. With one growl. She saw who was texting her. Her best friends.
Lady Group Chat
Pansy: I swear I am going hex you four next time I see you.
Ginny: You mean three? I told you to stop drinking. But nooo. You had to go all Slytherin on us.
Luna: I had quiet good time.
Pansy: Fuck off Red! Of course you did Lovegood. How is who was the blonde man???
Luna: Rolf Scamander. He is quiet a monster.
Hermione: Was it that bad? And Pansy I have send you some hang over potion. It should arrive soon.
Ginny: For Merlin sake Mione. You are dating a fucken sexgod. And you ask Luna about Scamanders cock.
Hermione: Ginevra Molly Weasley, I was just worried.
Pansy: Hermione Granger I love you. If you ever leave that git of a boyfriend. I would gladly eat you out.
Luna: I dought that would happen. Mostly from the noises I heard New Years night.
Hermione: I am leaving this group chat. I'm leave you all to your dirty minds.
Pansy: What did we say?
Ginny: No idea.
Luna: Maybe the nargles took over her phone.
Unknown Number
UN: Hello sexy. How are your legs?
Hermione: Who is this?
UN: Oh come on babe. You know who this is.
Hermione: Don't call me babe! And I do not know who the fuck you are.
UN: Oh sexy. Please leave that mouth for the bedroom.
Hermione: I swear if you do not tell me who you are. I will .... Who the fuck is this?
UN: Oh come on love. I would think after what I did to you last night. You would be in a better mood.
UN: DICK PIC SEND 🍆🍆🍆
Lady Group Chat
Hermione: Ladies!!!
Pansy: Look who is back.
Luna: Did you get rid of the nargles from your phone.
Hermione: What!? No some guy just send me a dick pic!!!
Ginny: Send Now!!!
Pansy: FWD NOW!!!
Hermione: FWD (Dick Pic 🍆🍆🍆)
Luna: Oh my is that from an Alpha?
Pansy: Fuck now that is what I call a cock.
Ginny: Fuck. I am going have to pounce Harry after seen that.
Pansy: Fuck waiting I am using your vibrator... Thanks again Red.
Hermione: I can't believe you three. I have a boyfriend. What of he sees this?
Luna: Would he be upset?
Pansy: No. Not upset. He might be send to Azkaban.
Ginny: I would tell him. I know your git of a boyfriend would find out who that giant is.
Hermione: You are right? Oh for Merlin sake this fucker is still msg me. And don't call my boyfriend a git. I'll be back.
Unknown Number
UN: ......
UN: Babe are you there?
UN: Please tell me your fingerings your cunt.
UN: Hermione please. Please tell me or I will floo to your place.
Hermione: HOW DARE YOU. I HAVE NOT FINGER MYSELF. IF YOU DO NOT STOP MSG ME. I WILL TELL MY BF. HE IS VERY STRONG AND HE CAN HURT YOU!
Hermione: Floo? Who the fuck is this. I swear if this is McLaggen I will hex you till the next generation.
UN: Are you serious. You would think my girlfriend would know how my cock looks like.
Hermione: Girlfriend!!!!???
UN: Yes Granger girlfriend. Who else is sending you cock pics?
UN: Forget that. I am coming over...
Lady Group Chat
Hermione: Oh Nooo!
Ginny: What!? Did you figure who had that monster cock?
Pansy: Yes and if he is single send him my number.
Hermione: Fuck off Pansy. You lost that cock. It was Draco...
Hermione: Shit he is here!!! TALK LATER!!!
Hermione came out from her bedroom. She found Draco glaring at her. She smiled softly but he shook his head. "You have five seconds to explain yourself Granger." Draco growled.
Hermione moved side to side. "Well you have three seconds to explain. Why you wouldn't tell me it was you. Draco huffed. "You would think calling you sexy. Would be enough. Who else calls you sexy?" Draco asked. His eyes looked so upset.
Hermione caressed her arms. "I am a woman Malfoy! Getting cat called is a regular thing. Not just in the Wizarding World but the muggle world. So sorry for not flirting back." Hermione told him. Her pout looked so fucken adorable. He had to kiss that pout off from her face.
Draco took five steps to reach his girlfriend. He pulled her from her neck to him. And kissed her deeply. Hermione surrounded her arms around his neck. Draco pulled her legs around his waist. Taking her to her bedroom.
He might had been there few hours ago. As his girlfriend had drunkenly send him photos of herself naked. He had arrived as quickly as possible. He had fucken her till they both were out of breath. But when he had taken a glass of water. To his drunken sexually blised girlfriend.
She had accidently dropped the glass of water on his pans. Where his mobile had been. Making him having to leave her in bed. To go get a new phone to muggle London. But of course when he msg her. She thought it had been someone else. But when he arrived. He made sure she knew exactly who's cock. Was fucking her again.
Hermione woke up. When her stomach growled. She saw her boyfriend sound asleep next to her. She got up put on his dress shirt. And headed to the kitchen. She started to make lunch. While she read the msg on her phone. She blushed when she read the msg left behind.
Lady Group Chat
Pansy: Are you fucken serious.
Ginny: Dang Parkinson youeft that cock?
Pansy: HE did NOT have that cock when I dated him. If he did. I assure you. That emerald engagement ring would be in my finger.
Ginny: Well that ring and cock is in Hermione.
Luna: The noises make sense now. I am glad for you Hermione. And I will delete this pic for you.
Ginny: Luna how could you?
Pansy: Lovegood you are no longer my favorite blonde.
Ginny: Of course especially seen that cock. I'm sure Draco is on top. But just remember he is now on top of Hermione.
Luna: I am guessing that is why she hasn't answered us back.
Pansy: Granger I want details. Does he do that thing with his hip? When he cums.
Ginny: Wait what does he do. I am going floo James to my mother. Then to yours.
Pansy: Give me ten minutes to get rid of this man.
Luna: You still have Flint and Zabini over?
Pansy: Fuck them. I had Oliver Wood broom over.
Ginny: Oh I am so going over. Luna are you coming?
Luna: No Rolf is making me breakfast. We are going nargle hunting after.
Pansy: Red make sure to bring wine over.
Hermione only blushed. Swearing to make her friends make the unbreakable vow. To never to tell anyone about that picture. And never tell Draco she had fwd his dick pic to her friends. No they would die with that information.
So when Draco came out of her bedroom in his grey sweatpants. She just made him think the blush was because of his naked torso. She handed him his orange juice. While she drank her green juice. She enjoyed her brunch with her boyfriend. Making sure to add Draco's new number on her phone. She might or might not saved his photo on a private file on her phone.