Regulus has been hanging out in the griffindore common room like almost every evening now because he missed his brother, even if he would rather die than to ever have to tell him that. Moestly he would just barge in and throw himself onto one of the couches as if it would be his. He then would continue to either annoy Sirius and his friends, beginn to look threw the stuff they would always lay around or steal one of Sirius books and beginn to randomly read them.
Tonight was one of those nights and this time he would settle for one of the french books Sirius had left laying on the sofa. Then he began to absently sing a french song and read his book while not paying any attetion to James who sat next to him on the sofa and pretendet to read his book while not so subtle staring at Regulus. When he noticed Sirius comming down from the dorms James pretened to be focused on his book.
By the sight of the two boys Sirius rolled his eyes not completly being able to hide a smile when his gaze went to Regulus reading one of Sirius favourite french books. Satisfied he sat down on the sofa across from Regulus thinking about how he knowingly left the book donwstairs so Regulus could read it. But his satisfaction didnt hold long when he noticed one of the looks James was giving his little brother. Not hearing Remus and Peter comming in from a study lesson in the library, Sirius fixated his eyebeam on whatever was going on between the two boys on the other sofa. Or more between James and the air as to Regulus didn`t seem to notice anything.
Remus who tried to make out what in Merlins name was going on after Peter drew his friends attetion to the situtaion with a confused "did we miss something?" Remus just shrugged. His gaze going from Regulus who had his nose still deep in the book, over the absent adoring James, to Sirius that looked like he was this close to killing everyone around him with only his pinky. Then back to James who Sirius expression obviously was meant for. His eyes jumping from one to the other like he was watching a soccer game in the Muggle World.
Before Remus had figgured out what exactly was happening here, Regulus looked up from his book, the feeling of everyone staring at him making it hard for him to read peacefully. When he noticed James cheeks flushing red of embaressment and Sirius looking like he was about to stand up and send James up to the clouds, Regulus begann smirking. Other than Remus, who still looked quite lost, he understood very well what was happening here. And before Sirius stood the chance to make a comment about how much he dispised James in that moment, Regulus turned to said boy and begann talking to him. In french. Knowing damn well that James didn`t understand a word but Sirius did -even if he tried to blend it out- so Regulus begann to say the dirtiest words he could think of. He could see that it worked when his brothers face turned to a greyish color and his faical expression went from mad to disgusted. Regulus encouraged that only to continue.
Trying to keep a straight face when he saw James blushing hard. Peter who sat next to Sirius because he was tired of standing around with Remus and look like a lost puppy, acted as if he was watching one of the quiditch games not knowing where to look first when he noticed Sirius odd behavior. "By Merlin, Sirius are you okay?" He exclaimed and hurried to Sirius side.
At Petes outburts of emotions Remus emidiatly rushed to a very pale Sirius who looked like he was gonna vomit any minute. Rubbing his back Remus asked if he was okay and if he should get Madam pomfrey. But instead of answering Sirius begann to gag bending over facing the carpet infront of the firceplace. "Oh my! Sirius!" Remus almost yelled and hastily instructed The blond boy next to him to get something like a bucket for their friend to vomit into. His yelling catapulted James out of his trance who then gazed over to Sirius, conern standing on his face.
Peter came back with the trashcan from the bathroom, with a defensivly "thats the only thing i could find", and set it down underneath Sirius, whos gagging didnt get any less. Regulus observed the Marauders with an amused smile while the three boys were trying to find out what was wrong with the black head still cowaring over the trashcan.
"Are you sick or something?"
"Real sensitive Remus!"
"Do you need to vomit tho, because by all means please do it before it gets worse"
"How was that any better James?"
"Still better than your unsensitive ass"
"Hey!"
"Mabey he doesnt need to vomit"
"what else would it be then peter?"
"mabey he needs to cough up a furball, you know from the animagus?"
"What?!" "A furball?"
"Hes not a Cat Peter!"
Theyre disscusion ended abrubtly by the sound of Regulus falling from the sofa and now remaining rolling on the ground infront of them. Laughing till his lungs hurt and he was clearly out of breath.
All the boys looked at the slytherin with different facial expressions from Jugdment over disbelief to holding back a laugh themselves. Akwardly standing there for minutes. Until Sirius suddenly jumped up from his place on the sofa his friends backing away schocked following by a "Merlin Sirius!".
"Told you" Regulus yelled jumping up from the ground to run away from his older Brother. James just shaking his head lauginh while Peter still tried to recover from the jump scare Sirius gave him and Remus just looked very owerwhelmed with everything, not knowing how to react. "Drama Queen" They heard from somwhere up the stairs where the brothers ran to, followed by a squeaking sound and then a thudding of feet comming down the stairs.
"Oh here they come" James squeaked prepearing to be next while Remus had to sit down from all the chaos around him. James was right tho, Sirius left Reggie alone, who let himself fall onto the couch again panting, just to be comming for James with a high pitched "My baby Brother? My baby Brother?!". James ran away laughing thrwoing half the griffindore inventory to the ground in the process, what didn't stop Sirius from chasing him. It rather encuraged him to throw the books and pillows at James head, who was almost too fast for the already worn out Sirius to catch with his bare hands.
"They can be a bit much eh?" Peter told Remus and earned a pillow thrown at his face from Sirius and shortly after from James aswell, leaving Remus laughing so hard that he almost pulled a Regulus move, only he could catch himslef before hitting the ground and just barely kept his ass on the chouch. He then just sat there, on the corner of the couch. Flabbergasted about how Sirius and James scored the center of Peters face, while still chasing eachother like cat and mouse.