Saved
Voldemort was in disbelief. ‘Why would he cut down all the trees? My pookie kitten isn’t like that….”
“He wanted to be rich. He wanted to prove to his parents he was worthy of their love…….” The shorter man said.
“I don’t understand why he wouldn’t tell me all of this. I told everything about my past to him…….Did he not care for me???” the noseless man said with a look of confusion and sadness on his face.
“ I really don’t know………”
“I don’t know what to say. I loeved my pookie……….”
“Yeah well sometimes out pookie pies aren’t what they seem………”
“But……what happened after that? What happened after you boom shakalakaed away…..”
The lorax sighed..
After the events of the lorax boom shakalaking
The lorax shed tears as he flew by. He couldn’t stop crying. He didn’t know where to go….he didnt have anyone to go to …….. Suddenly he lost grip of his chunky, chubby, cackling, chilling, coveted, callous, chronological,cracked, calm, crackling, calming, crafty, camouflaged , craggy, candid, competitive, civilized, compound, contrary, creepy, creeping, creaky, creaking, criminal, crooked, cross, crossed, concerned, concerning, cool, crowded, crucial , criminal, conventional, convulsing, controversial, critical, crunchable, classy, cleanable, charming, charmed, cold, coldhearted, cocky, chatty, chattering, courtes, curious, cute, conservative, customary, central, cosmic, changeable, cozy, centering, cultural, clownish, clueless, cunning, cryptic, curvy, consoling, choppy, chilling, cheery, chemical, cinematic, crazy, crawling, crass,crowden,compelling,communitive, cheering, commendable, contemporary, contextual, commanding, chief,chick,chewy, chanting, chargeful, charging,cheap, cheapest, comfortable, collapsing, colorful, colorless,considerable,collectable, coy,common, combative, chewable, comical, compelling,combines, chilly chilli, comitted, cylindrical, cynical, crammed, cramped, cum, cummy, circle, circled, cock, compendable, colosass, commercial,call,camera,campaign, campus, cancel, capable,calf,captivem carefree,carmel, casual, cautious, charcoal, cardinal, conclusion,convulsion, cheeks and next thing he knew he was falling through the air. He started screaming. He was absolutely creaming. And all that he saw next was darkness….
The lorax wokeup in a pitch black room . He couldnt see his hands or his jurassic jumping concrete slappers. His mustache began to start flapping in fear. Then he saw a flash that momentarily made him unable to se……..
He blinked in an attempt to get used to the bright white light that was almost as white as the saltine crackers he ate with his dead grandmas chicken noodle soup. Then he saw him.
“Mr beast!?” The tree protector gasped in shock not expecting to see the millionaire mafia leadear………….
“Today I saved little short goofy faggot and asked him to join my crew……!!!!!” The millionaire said with a DEVIOUS smirk looking into the darkness..The Lorax looked confused and his mustache stopped flapping
“B-b-b-b-but….how….how am I here……”
“My team has been watching you….We noticed how you protected those trees the best you could….until that ugly goofy twinky tumblr sexy man destroyed your forest and disrespected your job…..your purpose……” Mr beast said with a little growl..attempting to keep his inner alpha under control…
“You want me to join your c-c-c-crew?? B-b-b-but why……im just a small little orange faggot..”
“Yes but my crew and I are going to train you…we are going to train you to take the onceler DOWN JUST LIKE HE TOOK DOWN YOU FOREST!!!!!!!” That almost made the lorax CREAM….. “So….do you accept my offer…..Would you like to be trained by my crew to take down the tumblr sexy man…..” and reached out his hand like those cringey ass anime scenes that nobody talks about
The lorax looked down at the hand his mustache shaking in fear and excitement…..hesitantly he took the millionaires hand and said
“I boom shakalaka agree….”