what if i am millennial?
March 16
(9:30 am) prongsie boy: Hey bitch get to class now <3 Minnie is callingggg
(9:30 am) long hair, slicked-back: tell minnie to calm herself and that i’m omw.
(9:31 am) long hair, slicked-back: TELL MINNIE TO OPEN THE MF DOORGHGEHUEUG
(9:31 am) long hair, slicked-back: count your fucking days, Potter. Minnie just said I got partnered with SNIVELLUS because you wanted to be with LILY EVANS? At least give me pete you simp
March 16
(10:30 am) padfoot: hello dearest stranger 🫶
(10:30 am) moony: hi :) did you forgive me for being cooler than you and getting tickets?
(10:31 am) padfoot: no. so stfu about it please <3
(10:31 am) moony: oookay dramatic ass
(10:32 am) padfoot:
🫶 🫶 😘
(10:32 am) moony: ew never use that millennial emoji again :/
(10:32 am) padfoot: what if i am millennial
(10:32 am) moony: you said that you were 15 three years ago, making you like, 18 🤨
(10:33 am) padfoot: well, shit.
(10:33 am) padfoot: guess you have to tell me your age now :/
(10:34 am) moony: how can i be sure you’re not stalking me?
(10:34 am) padfoot: you can’t ;)
(10:35 am) moony: I turned 18 on the tenth xxx
(10:35 am) padfoot: HA i’m older than you. By 127 mf days, hoe.
(10:38 am) moony: sorry, I had to take a two minute break to scream at you through my phone. Anyways, I gotta go to minnie’s class <3
(10:39 am) padfoot: Did you say minnie? fhjdfhdfhf
(10:40 am) padfoot: MOONY. DID YOU SAY MINNIE?
(10:41 am) padfoot: it’s probably fine i’m just overreacting
(10:42 am) padfoot: have a good time in class moonboy xxx
(11:52 pm) padfoot: i’m sorry. please tell me what i did.