Harry Potter's Childhood Redux.

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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G
Harry Potter's Childhood Redux.
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Petunia Evans Dursley, Dudley Dursley, Vernon Dursley, Petunia Evans Dursley/Vernon Dursley, Sirius Black & Harry Potter, Harry Potter & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall & Harry Potter, Dudley Dursley & Harry Potter, Arabella Figg, Dudley Dursley & Petunia Evans Dursley, Dudley Dursley & Piers Polkiss, Piers Polkiss, One-sided Lily Evans Potter/Severus Snape - Relationship, Dudley Dursley & Vernon Dursley, Piers Polkiss' Mother, Arabella Figg's cats, Unnamed Aurors, Albus Dumbledore salt, Self-Insert - Character
Tags
Attempt at Humor Canonical Character Death Eating Disorders Pre-Hogwarts Parselmouth Harry Potter Self-Insert as Harry Potter Dursley Family Bashing (Harry Potter) Obscurial Harry Potter Kleptomaniac Harry Potter Albus Dumbldore salt I Wrote This While Listening to Lana Del Ray this is beta read so Sirius doesn't die He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Harry Potter it's only touched a little bit tho wow how'd that get there
Summary
But seriously, why couldn’t they have just died? Like they lived enough. They had a nice circle of friends, a couple friendly acquaintances, and they never dated anyone or had a first kiss that counts, but they never needed all that. The only regrets they had was that they didn’t live a little more and that they didn’t finish the Harry Potter series- oh. That’s probably why they’ve been reincarnated. But still! It could’ve literally been anyone else! A background character, a transfer student from Dumstrang that only shows up in the 4th book and falls in love with a Hogwarts or Beauxbatons student only to leave at the end of the year and promise to keep in touch through letters and then eventually one of them ends up cheating. At this point they’d even take Draco Malfoy! At least he was also in Slytherin. But no, they had to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The Boy-Who-Almost-Dies-Every-Year. The Boy-Who-Was-Obviously-Bisexual-But-J.K-Rowling-Was-Scared-Of-The-Rainbow. This is so unfair. The only bad thing they did in life was steal, excessively.old title: Back From the Dead, as Harry PotterOr, girl dies and reincarnates as Harry Potter, she decides to live life to the fullest. Chaos ensues.

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