An Observation on Werewolves: By S.O.B

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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An Observation on Werewolves: By S.O.B
Summary
1. Beware! Stealing his chocolate may cause violent reactions2. Seems to have an obsession with collecting jumpers. (Really Moony! Can’t go anywhere without tripping over one.)3. Likes his tea with a disgusting amount of sugar....25. Most importantly, never leave Moony alone.Or 25 things Sirius notices over the 7 years he spent with Remus at Hogwarts

1. Beware! Stealing his chocolate may cause violent reactions

2. Seems to have an obsession with collecting jumpers. (Really Moony! Can’t go anywhere without tripping over one.)

3. Likes his tea with a disgusting amount of sugar. 

4. If lost, look in all the sunny spots in the castle, or the library. Its a 50/50 really either way he will be reading.

5. Chasing rabbits is only fun during the furry time of the month. 

6. He won’t ever mention if there’s silver in the room, but will yell something fierce when you tell him you gave it away. 

7. Can drink half a bottle of firewhiskey in one go. 

8. “Never tickle a sleeping dragon” Bugger that “Never pull a prank in class with a sleeping Moony.” (He’s even scarier than Minnie) 

9. The first to get wandless magic (Prongs bet it was so he didn’t have to get out of bed before noon, but really it was because left in a book and couldn’t find it for two days) 

10. Cheats at cards. We all know it, we just can’t figure out how… 

11. His Patronus is beautiful don't let him tell you otherwise! 

12. Good luck on him letting you copy his homework, apparently being hungover is not a good enough excuse. 

13. Has two left feet and no rhythm. But after #7 he sure does try. Bless ‘em. 

14. Came up 90% of the Marauders’ greatest hits, do the Professors believe us? No. 

15. Throws the meanest punch, Snivellius quite literally didn’t know what hit him. 

16. Has 53 scars, and yes I counted.

17. Rubbish at potions, but is the only one of us who can cook. How that happened requires further study. 

18. Gives a mean “I’m disappointed look” made Wormy cry once and prongs, and totally not me

19. Would be a great Seeker, but hates flying much to Prong’s eternal disappointment.

20. Can smell the difference between chocolates from across the room. (Don’t try to trick him see #1) 

21. Gets to join the Order first, Dumbledore wouldn’t let us start until after we’ve finished the year. 

22. Won the Greatest Bet of the Century, robbing Wormy and Me of 5 galleons and bragging rights. (Who would have guessed it would be Lily asking Prongs to a date after 27 times of rejecting him) 

23. Is a bloody great kisser but blushes, every time. If you tell him it's adorable he blushes even more.

24. Is Lily’s favourite, hands down (Sorry Prongs) 

25. Most importantly, never leave Moony alone.