Marauders Era Headcannons (and some scenarios)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Marauders Era Headcannons (and some scenarios)
Summary
NO SMUT you horny bitches. Anyways, this is just a cute lil' collection of random stuff I think the Marauders would do. Will probably add some scenarios to sell the whole thing. *DISCLAIMER* I will ABSOLUTELY forget I wrote this, so don't expect many updates. Happy reading! xx
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James Potter hcs

 

Playlist - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2zslVD5l8FPZcneNodGjNh

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- he/him

- 5' 10" (1.5 m)

- pureblood

- knows everything about butterflies because Lily went through an insect phase in third year

- bakes with Peter

- really good at writing in cursive but his regular printing is absolute shit

- PANSEXUAL JAMES

- came out in 5th year bcuz Remus came out around the same time

- big fan of Insane Clown Posse for absolutely no reason

- he didn't know that music could be so aggressive until Remus introduced him

- he knows at least 6 albums by heart

- def stole some records from a muggle store

- speaking of which, he's surprisingly a good pickpocket

- Sirius is constantly laughing at the "cheese-eating surrender monkey" French cashier behind the counter when they walk out with a bunch of stolen shit

- in their defense the cashier looks like snivellus and yells at kids for breathing too loudly

- and he says his j's like "ZHZHZHHZH"

- anyways James has severe anxiety but tries to hide it

- he heard that exercise is supposed to help relieve stress, so he started doing push ups when he was 12 and never stopped

- which led to him being absolutely RIPPED in his teen years

- like women are swooning

- Lilly is literally the biggest swiftie ever so he memorized EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER SONGS for her

- loves gardening for some reason

- total plant mom

- and I mean this boy LOVES plants

- if he gets even relatively near a florist, it's over

- plays the flute bcuz his parents forced him

- has a shirt that says "I'll be Bach"

- P.S if you just got that joke 🡑 yur cool

- convinced McGonagall to start a theater program for Sirius

- unironically likes deer

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